Quannum Observation forth-sent by i, SM's, etx. Brain juice in the form of word-like structures.
Monday, December 25, 2017
Friday, November 17, 2017
WORK IT OUT - RJD2 - Work It Out
FROSTED LOVE WINDOW DANCE
From concrete circus stunts to window pane frosted love front the balance shifts from trusted flaunts and muffled grunts; I sign in motion try try again responses stifled by a trite beginning, Screening hugs for kissing cut from feets mangles like an honest scrub, scrapes of skin left behind for glimpses of my lover’s chin hes mine, Out of tears, Full of love, Time is ours to train the dove for what we covet is our A1 Strain to reach back and say enough could we speak on taps, in silence, under crescent moons above foolish youths, is our crime os displaced connection really all that sinister in this correction center this boxed in quarateeny-tiny eden of lost freedom? Flashes of after shadows and glances back and forth behind leave we shafted – now we’re the victims of our own sensational excersizes, might this moment be exhalted by society’s involvement; fore to share every bit of what was never declared could fill novels and flood minds with madness, Punished only by the earth as it has been compressed into our girths torn from gates of sharp synapses interweaving our prophetic disaster and strangling whos our master leading the spectacle? Are the actors in fact the last to hear of this attack upon betweens stacked for 56 22 867 316 sequenced events pulsing moments of sass? The guards bugs trains scuffs the knock the cuffs the ups and crouch downs and eagle crotches and butts and tough luck keeping we from us, bitter as hell we keep us stellar, for falling face first, facing the truth being the tastes of tacos and chicken stock this visit to my lover in the dark has been unforgettably fun
GRAM - We will provail, we will make our dreams come true, we will abolish the obstacles forseen paths bring. Our minds hold the hands of times apart. So much tickle so much poke left to resonate for lifetimes wrote but unspoken stories wil be took in turns every side evoked when home base forever remain known.
You are a warrior but have been captures but the irmanda armada and you are being held captive and forced to use your exceptional skills and detect surrounding land masses , the islands yeilding fruit had been looted and claimed by a few bleek priors but those land masses housing the silent, slinky tree dwelling tiger populations took keep feline foundation abilities and excellent sensitivity training. the armada shall forever seek the perfect specimen using her POW's direction as her advisary and decorated prince of brutal stoicism and awesome Phantasia, G. <3
Straying beyond personal comfort accelerates personal perception. losing ones engulf morale principal blinding sensory conceptions harnessing ones persona will corrupt the mind leading to personal decay. Unseen thought processes stimulate the mind personal validation no longer pursued never push judgment for they could be your greatest advisor. Cautiously decipher friend from foe it cannot be unraveled cleanly pride is knowing when to bow and when to leave marginal progress is no easy task never forget the capacity to inspire
Greg and Amanda we be hanging out like almost everyday cuz I like what he about and he like what I'm about so we talk a lot of business smoke a lot of cigs and do our thing what it is this kid beat number 1 on my list cuz I like it when he when we kiss he's got Hey sister Lizzy that chick is the shizz
I know I maybe cheese in but I'm sure we aint going face out Rowdy when we get together sitting on the couch no doubt what I said when he finally asked me out
If I got a task to do he always want to help me he be by my side tighter than a beltnever felt so right yeah I think I'm about to melt I told him lay the tile and then I could do the grout
Holding hands we got the greatest ones they could have dealt never folding we be golden rubbing shoulders hearts are stolen yeah I told him
Tons of things he never knowed and he listens and we grow together whisper low keep it rolling show each other who we r eyes are never closing
Buddy's we have been but we about to be a rose and from my fingers to my toes into my nose I know we chose in G and A here to stay till hell and earth be frozen
Overloaded on emotion ride a rollercoaster we steaming hot like we fresh out of the toaster we be the most greatest team ever known coast to coast no need to boast about it
Post a sticky note on the fridge building bridge playing tricks like we was kids
There really aint no another man that i think i dig, i thought this was a twig but its really like a stick
Amanda and greg so this is what its like she does all the barking and he take all the bite
she really is a bitch yo but he's a total sadist
together on a psychopathic journey death wish
wish for bliss hissing at him acting finicky she wish
he didnt take so many risks giving kisses never fists
this is love and pain brain sex be the game
amandoes love to play never does she listen to what he say
his mission stay the same keep clean and out of prison
cause Amanda try to train him good but never can she tame him
stabbed her in the heart she refused to give him space
together they remain insane bond aint gonna break
never guessed Greg would be her nemisis she love to hate
Dreaming bout the day she be on his list he make
wanna lean upon him crying out he push her away
too much love fuss drugs nothing ever be ok
pleasure suffering every day never fade
but she thinks shell keep him double pleasure for the pain
Lovers friends for forever, no matter how they change
May have lost her self a bit, a brother what she gained
Straying beyond personal comfort accelerates personal perception. losing ones engulf morale principal blinding sensory conceptions harnessing ones persona will corrupt the mind leading to personal decay. Unseen thought processes stimulate the mind personal validation no longer pursued never push judgment for they could be your greatest advisor. Cautiously decipher friend from foe it cannot be unraveled cleanly pride is knowing when to bow and when to leave marginal progress is no easy task never forget the capacity to inspire
END of We Time
Doll's End
Days get wasted , patience tested, your abuse leaves me a mess, it's no surprise I'm finally crying, but the case has rested, I confessed it, I'm fed up and I regret it,
Been Your pet, your doll, your world and all, but now I'm pinned against the wall,
diamond from the dust you put pressure in my faults
im losing its confusing and wasn't brought here to do this
lost track my path farther than i ever have
EROTICA WANTS
WALLSEX
Oh When will my lover love me down,
feel me get deep like I fantasize about
touch me get to know my every little body part
both my inner side and out, time he figured it out
The cunt gets it rough and the twat needs double stuffed
the clit gets flicked and licked with extra spit,
nipples and necks get bit with steamy whispers breathing wet
from my bum to my titty-tops, my skins like butter soft
but just rubbin it ain't enough to un-numb this damn cunt
cause its time to start the blood pumpin... and fill me up, with all your loving
Need more him in my pockets dream of all we can accomplish
Wish we two could find the balance work it out but it's a challenge Cauze his mission only his dick jizz and not my snizz attention
Rape me take me I'm your bunny in a cage
escape enrage let a man da get irate
create a fantasy of grace as we consummate our fate
Dont wanna waste another date
Livin under grounds and Graves home maker and her mate , he and me someday,
Blame me for your crazys, cause it's more than occasionally that we creep underneath each others skin and in our space , eat me feast three time deep in all of me please, wallys doll a lady a Lotta freak, never a tease a sleezy slut when he want fleas, a royal pain a Princess a pretty pet he can molest , a partner a puzzle piece that fits perfectly complete, repeating history once a upon epitome, happily for ever after now I really do believe, what once were ugly ducks, now are Swanns of great beauty
EROTICA WANTS
WALLSEX
Oh When will my lover love me down,
feel me get deep like I fantasize about
touch me get to know my every little body part
both my inner side and out, time he figured it out
The cunt gets it rough and the twat needs double stuffed
the clit gets flicked and licked with extra spit,
nipples and necks get bit with steamy whispers breathing wet
from my bum to my titty-tops, my skins like butter soft
but just rubbin it ain't enough to un-numb this damn cunt
cause its time to start the blood pumpin... and fill me up, with all your loving
Need more him in my pockets dream of all we can accomplish
Wish we two could find the balance work it out but it's a challenge Cauze his mission only his dick jizz and not my snizz attention
8 MINUTES LATE
8 MINUTES LATE
whats it gonna take
for me to finally shut the gate, let a loser choose his fate, cause he love nothing more than H
8 Hell no i do not associate with junkie sicko fools thinking deadly drugs be great.
Ill negate your pain if you'd walk with me this way cause you're nothing but a waste of air,
of food, and yea - of space! ill replace you in a minute lace your dope with killa traits, you'll thank me cause I made that minute longer than a day, soon youre on your way back to whats-his-name and whats his place... thus spake a junkie people turn they heads the other away
worse than niggas roaches rape be the IV users, mate - sticking up for nothing but the needle in their arms bleedings least of all the harm scarring deep near and far stealing time away and every single fucking dime inside my car what a kid'll do for H even just a little taste be such a damn disgrace my vacuum cleaner aint even safe, wanna shake him till hes straight but its only if he worth the rate cause my hands are made for helping homies like they real estate, your credit out the door no matter how your spoon be silver, plate of steak like your a winner, just don't get liver failure on my watch cause patience running thinner, than that junkie bitches hair cause she shoots up her children's dinner,
you think you're fucking clever, babe? lying straight irmanda's face? Way beyond your tiny crate she's higher than you can relate cause while you nod out she be cracking up and eating cake sharing nothing but the time with you cause its aint worth the date - together banging never cause you always fucking late, when a junkie knocks it, and the budging stops, im the judge, so ill prop him up, cop his shit, check his vitals just for fun, grudgingly accept the state of aint no life inside this one, so just before he cashes out, i piss on him to mark my spot bunt his skull into itself and hang him from his own damn belt, take a cigie break down on knees crying like i'm 8? nah never you just wait, I got adrenaline but its not your medication infiltrate me breeding hate for all incarcerated by the H just like my babe
GCS
GCS
GCS, Gregory Charles Schultz
my lover brother one and only best friend and impulse
hes my dance partner prancer and my confidant
Speeding up my heart rate like a catapult
Just a little touch can make me quiver quite a bunch
Attached at the hip, hes geech, im bandit but he banned that shit
he laid so many tiles that ill be doing grout till Im out
Indulged so much me we bonded enough for an assault
Flipping notebook pages over tickled backs shoulder cats
The Tees were Traded tags tacked now his walls need plastered back
Connected when apart cause shes his half hes her facts
The whole worlds trying to figure out whats in their act
The bowl's packed his calves are firm we react standing back
Talking about the weak weakened or the weekend, brass tax
G&A all good still alive as we should
My baby boy Greg Schultz has my love that’s understood
We’ve jumped fences beat feet miles just to kick it in the woods
No biting for amanda she ask greg to smile please he shares teeth, pens in all these different colors
Minutes pass and hours last together greg commands she shut her trap
she wanna listen but theres always something that she wanna ask
his Patience always tested, back and forth confessions
hes a gift hes a present hes the past and future lessons
Geech the teacher at the school of equal love, a man does gregulate it
So its always fucking tough but do we really wanna graduate it?
in class drafting contracts passing notes letters paragraphs
On E fillin up which station? Min or his? Cigs is all we’re getting anyways so gas is his
He can read my breathing know exactly when i get ticked,
Passes me a squiggie I say he is pretty fantastic
He's the greatest listener and also the most crafty strange brain
Criminally insane how close we have gotten in our days,
nights endlessly connecting right into regret again
He keeps his distance but he always stays in close ranges,
my angel man greg vigilantly he observates me
getting ready sleeping washing me through the cracks of his eden
in the closet? Nah, but we get frisky not at all
I tell him one day everything will be OK and say
I love you greg wont you please come out and play
GIVING BACK THE LEG
RETURN THE LEG
Ive been selfish guilty taken all that wasn't mine
I stole a man's entire leg, to keep for all of time,
I keep it underwraps between my thighs sometimes, outta sight,
Now his pride and stride, kinda limps to the side
but I just kept eyeing oh what else i did pine for
I needed more of him his lore I dreamed hed slowly hand towards me
cause what he took from me? my entire core for one thing
i mean, no question ive paid out the ass because of him
Hes damn lucky that Ive kept the leg in tact, actually
Cause His calves give me with more comfort than my kitty cat
At night, i keep it at my side, my rock prized delight,
I caress it sometimes when he ain't around or if he denies me
He firmly asked for it back, i told him not a chance
But hes not getting shit from me If he doesn't earn it back
Fool me not I won’t give up If I didn’t need it I’d rip it up
Id have him watch me destroy it just for enjoyment
This appendage has become my new obsession, my trophy
Here take this, it’s a promise, to be honest
I gave my word and he said surely he did also
3 knees deep in denial now was I for he had lied before
From the first to the last, every fallen breath hes had
He just wants his leg back! So I held it tighter, friends
Cause if I hit the bottom I’ll need this leg to help me up
Certainly the man will be too preoccupied with other stuff
Lend me his hand? Its a bluff, No matter how stuck
He would find a way to kick me to the dust blind my eyes shut
and still beguile me for the keys to the iron cuffs
But i wont budge, bite the dust? Nah, ill chew it up
No longer will I swallow any sorrow for what I borrowed
Tough love stuck in my teeth with an aftertaste of blood
His outreached hand? I mistook for here's my arm oops
His lips tell every lie but in his eyes I see his charm
I grabbed him by the wrist soon he sounded the alarm
Pulled back before I had the chace to amputate another body part
I confessed its his heart I have been after from the start
Mastered the game of lust, however not the art of love
Whatever spilled out of him i was quick to lap up
Getting closer indeed but still we standed in the dark
I told him lay the path ahead and id catch right up from behind
We were doing circles cause his limp fell into a stagger
Taking Longer than forever we missed out on our present and our futures
Recognized the shackles weighing which bind us is solid mass
Thats imprisoning our souls, soon a mutiny spiritual
Shall Unfold till we behold anew me that’s untouchable
So I had to let go, release the leg from my control
And End the fuss, for now the crutch was much too heavy and redundant
Thus my grip loosened up, and I gave it up
Now I stand alone and on my own is just enough
RED IN STONE
RED IN STONE
HEAD
Captivator demonstrator, samurai Empire primer ...
Emcees came and went, mentally in flames, I'm spent, sent, gassed, on a death dash,
In ears of Wu in red I'm lead From the rays to the splash
Just beyond the surface top, tossed trash kinda track
I mask a wish to be the best as I rest under obsidian rock blessed
My Brain spew stew, now slurp my mumble jumble til u rumble forever know a G who pulled the lever
Who be PB? I'm an H-E-A-D, A yoke and a rope got me tied to a post yep,
This is princess simply distress less, while you try to scope me out im soaking wet shouting out
I reek devout To the folks I'm stooping low but to you I'm on my toes
Shake me poke me vote me insane but no one's to blame
I came like whoa as we moped and slipped the slope,
My brain floated up cranium like Humpty dump,
I rolled and kept with the flow as the dust settled n such
My head bones thick enough to take your tusks out to lunch
I crunch serial killers counting on a hollow box
Nah I'm goth with a buttress fully stocked, my knot got me locked so I keep it fly with Parisian talks,
Pterodactyl flocks shocked I round-house kicked em out like my ave's I got from my pops,
Styles loud n sharp I rock facial scars plowed from chicken pox like i fought mounds of crud but Now I'm clean, clear and yes, I do strut, In - Dee- End the only pounds be found around my gut
My crown triple spiked tight with HG mercury from seat nuts and also octopus-E
Spaced-out grout got my tiles stuck on a different route
As my smiles turn to growls from the lips on my pout,
Grab a towel wipe ya sweat cause my upper fuzzy lips may doubt,
My skulls took it south full of shards and algea shocks,
My morrow followed barnacles n stuck straight to ship docks,
The name came in dribbles out your mothers navel
Numbed from tickles 9 months out her kettle,
Relinquish never but tear apart your scripts and letters,
Bitch ploease oops nah Doomed forever by the skittle,
Killer thrills built by nihilistic kids with pens and bit tittles ,
Like a fiddle play PB from a distance thats the scribble,
Bid never, no Sale Don't gamble with her brittle,
Baby pit G-nut bred, hell bent, heaven sent
Return to sender the ruckus but never quit the RED----
HEAD
Captivator demonstrator, samurai Empire primer ...
Emcees came and went, mentally in flames, I'm spent, sent, gassed, on a death dash,
In ears of Wu in red I'm lead From the rays to the splash
Just beyond the surface top, tossed trash kinda track
I mask a wish to be the best as I rest under obsidian rock blessed
My Brain spew stew, now slurp my mumble jumble til u rumble forever know a G who pulled the lever
Who be PB? I'm an H-E-A-D, A yoke and a rope got me tied to a post yep,
This is princess simply distress less, while you try to scope me out im soaking wet shouting out
I reek devout To the folks I'm stooping low but to you I'm on my toes
Shake me poke me vote me insane but no one's to blame
I came like whoa as we moped and slipped the slope,
My brain floated up cranium like Humpty dump,
I rolled and kept with the flow as the dust settled n such
My head bones thick enough to take your tusks out to lunch
I crunch serial killers counting on a hollow box
Nah I'm goth with a buttress fully stocked, my knot got me locked so I keep it fly with Parisian talks,
Pterodactyl flocks shocked I round-house kicked em out like my ave's I got from my pops,
Styles loud n sharp I rock facial scars plowed from chicken pox like i fought mounds of crud but Now I'm clean, clear and yes, I do strut, In - Dee- End the only pounds be found around my gut
My crown triple spiked tight with HG mercury from seat nuts and also octopus-E
Spaced-out grout got my tiles stuck on a different route
As my smiles turn to growls from the lips on my pout,
Grab a towel wipe ya sweat cause my upper fuzzy lips may doubt,
My skulls took it south full of shards and algea shocks,
My morrow followed barnacles n stuck straight to ship docks,
The name came in dribbles out your mothers navel
Numbed from tickles 9 months out her kettle,
Relinquish never but tear apart your scripts and letters,
Bitch ploease oops nah Doomed forever by the skittle,
Killer thrills built by nihilistic kids with pens and bit tittles ,
Like a fiddle play PB from a distance thats the scribble,
Bid never, no Sale Don't gamble with her brittle,
Baby pit G-nut bred, hell bent, heaven sent
Return to sender the ruckus but never quit the RED---
PURPLE APPARATUS
PURPLE APPARATUS
Purpleatus status says you may be in transcendence
transplant your train of prismatic van to the land of talent
laden in erratic rhymes these bards reflect ahead of their timeless
lesson in dramatics tax your ass chalenge your mind minus the habitus
the magistrate instated mas malignant staph infections and havoc upon your glands and fallace
newton under a malus supercelium for apple mash
you son aristocratic cannot corrode the path without a slant
to complicate the ascension you';d need an artifact or like a dance
to swing n swirl the track artificially a tunnel envisioner interceptor,
a scripter of make-shifts and fixin' figures
for wind force whispers and brash talks and knock downs
over stagnant remagnitize this gem we stand on
stocked rock of madness strapped and buckled in
my gravity in graves we stay in ghosts we boasts the spirits of photo-physical remains
in groaves in our hearts in our irises and in our morning toast
tongue decisive ultimately the fault of sandman crammed below our home
geologic remnants of crayons, between the ink and oil spills the wax,
the rubber splashes the bubbles shining down from space dust
since the dinosours were baby snakes, the tip of the peninsula where creatures go to mate
where its darker than the predawn early morning late,
the sprinkle of gas dust and phlem of love and hate,
lichen got wet got ill before the light, moonshine on water falls and pink on mirror lakes
the stakes for high ROY G BIV will never die,
all colours shall survive, the tones and shades arcade undertaken by eye strain
so simple each pixel mother nature got more flavor, we can dye or we can see
now lets feel our eyeballs guess the paper under this sky shall me?
RASISCHISM
RASISCHISM
It a brainiac attack, spectacular disaster
its erratic smack to the max impact in fact, sir
Its a Parasitic time lapse trap enacting faster
Wanna Viralize my clan eradicate some factors
Captive by an empire dreamt up in my mind
theocractic matters reaking havoc under mines
An anti un-American semetic kinda mann
genetically expired notta fan of any land
DNAtion its amandamazing only race
damn my soul in a jam an my attic got an ann
got a classist status so high im in command
tons of wonder full of nazis blowin ima fan
Hit me hitlern historeasons why to give a damn
Rival families entire race problem be at hand
Trouble on the scale of kinda fishy to obscene
wish washy quaranic sandy arabica coffee been
Infectualize ghadaffi kinda scene ima copy
Monumental genicide monopoly devise
Left handed side of prized posses-shun green eyes
Applies to every Asian nation that i do decide
No longer janpanese allowed only can they stand
AMANDOES IT ILL
AMANDOES IT ILL
call me PB, heard about my rhyme spree?
my momma said amanda, then began the beat,
forever been a twisted sister and bit of a freak,
believe you me do i gots nice genes,
My doctor says I’m wack and gives me pills I gotta pop
But deep within me creeps the damnest thoughts I cannot talk
Since the mental break rage and hate came awake
Even electro-shock therapy was just a waste
Post-lobotomy my synapses still on the grind
On the mic or on the page I tear it up and cause abrasions,
a maniac on the track a psychotic ticking time bomb
I’m strapped with rhymes for miles, I’m flowin’ all the time
I attack and cause fractures with my killer rhyme sprees
Can’t stop my sporadic emcee represnting : east, west, Protect ya neck cause I’m after all who wack, in fact,
I push nooses door to door like people selling vacs
I’m straight stricken with the sickness and its seeping from my core, ignore me me never or my clever bound you under the floor boards, I roar, like an omen spreading ten fold put u in a comatose so watch you're toez, cause.imma coming from below like mycelium grown
Since afflicted by the crypts, the shit that I spit’s so toxic,
I make kids from my audience need doctor visits
The speakers need bleach when I speak my inner thinks
cause i'm vicious and infectious, cause more than hookwinks
I'm possessed by a demon since that day I damned the bitch
My tongues split, like a serpent with a tight grip
on my mic spewing quick from out my esophagus
My dead heart tears apart my vocal box and flapping lips
I'm blasphemous I'm murderous I'm horrendously equipped
I'm a sinner and a tick under your skin I'll make you itch
I’m the liquor that they mix I’m the poison I’m the fix
The blast, the mishmash, I’m the callous on ya ass
I hop and skip your pulses as I drown you in the ocean
Like erosion I rub close enough to make you lose ya focus
im deep I creep from beneath so watch ur toes
cause commotion with explosions for my enemies and foes
I choke out fools with their own chains made of and gold
cause they fake so I lay their plastic asses out to bake
I rain upon their lame parades and give their babies extra shake
fill my glock with diamonds from their grills and barbeque their brains
rip the hymens from their adolescent girls and take their names
how heinous can this game be how much further can I take it
I'm Amanda and to me rapping's just like cake
I'm Amanda and to me rapping's just like cake
BRAINIAC - Raz-Pro - Brainiac
BRAINIAC
Its a brainiac attack! spectacular disaster
its erratic SMACK to the max impact im after
time for a psychedelic acid trip alas so
drip five inside mine eyes and drop a blotter after
Blast! sporative laughter captivate my mind all night
Ecstatic satisfaction and deliciousness collide
Til visions extra wise arise colors super bright
Light climbs from outta corners
a brainiac attack, spectacular disaster
Stirring up rubble down-a-trip-cid-istic travel
Blotta ripper drip mine eyes or extendemon highs, sir
Tons of wonder not zi deez befores ive undone fiver
Sidney uncollid-a-shall we psychatrip tonighter
Real erratic smack to the max impact designer
Paralyz-a lapse in awe of extralaugh insider
Captiveyes your ass brass tax-a-satisfactors
Adding up escstaticism casting outtalaster
Blast! Mad-vexed-a-dastic static twice I passed her
Stashin up mass amounts-a-dice-so-yahtzee fastter
Splash in the past try to recognize alas, sir
Fraternize ur craft till its drafted doom to stagger
Master all the facts, yes, practice-ket, a task er
Infactualize inside repli-try-to-circumizer
Invite the guesst entire text was left to doubterniser
Return-a-nerve-to sender UPS is mine toodine er
The milkman quintessentially an ass-man a molester
Breasts arrest his sani-tease a coconutty shiester
Under udders queasy he confid-o-boast-a-wowser
Lucky me the hostess standing dong i ate it uppster
Rashun now allow disease but ruff to ceasa supper
Weares a prophylactic tupp a spastic-raz-ma-tazzer
Talk enough a crap-u-tacularin-gitis blasphemy
Easy computerrific go digitallibon-a-dee
Do little robotick-tock-a doodling with me
Alpha sag a litle betta straight down to the floor
Rag-o-rama disco side to side-n--den-direct-a-whore
Wordson deez brotronics app a rattus be da steez
Diabetic-insulint in cans of pocket minty-freeze
Breath a lize a topoly, controversal studi-ordeos
Cookey to unlocket round your neck forever more
More to loverse than a sonnet daughters cot got covers on it,
Time to rest in wholey mammoth cheesy peace im gassed, BIZNOTIC
It a brainiac attack, specacular disaster
its erratic smack to the max impact i'm after
Parasitic trap time lapse sporactive laughter
Captiveyes your sass brass tax-a-satisfactors
Adding up escstaticism casting outta plaster
Blast! Mad-vexed-a-dastic static twice Ive asked her
Stirring up masses rasta-psyche daddy Bastuerd
Splash in the past time to recognize alas, sir
Pastuerize crap till its just some stagnant matter
Master all the facts, yes, practice-ket, a task it
Infectualize inside replicattatrophic ur badder
Invite the guess entire test left unassessore
Return to the sender sexy UPS man confessor
The milkman quintessentially an ass-man, a molester
Breasts arrest his sanity pro-teen coconutty mess
Under udders queasy he turn the milky way the means
Lucky me the hostess standing dong i ate it up
Rational logicaloiries bio-metrical diesease
Fees for all prophylactic spastic-raz-ma-tazz-i-kees,
Talk a lotta crap-u-tacularin-gitis blasphemy
Easy computerrific go digitallibon-a-dee
Do little robotick-tock-a doodling with me
Alpha sag a litle betta straight down to the floor
Rag-o-rama disco side to sidedirect-a-whore
Rounded out cast a ways a ways away to three or four
Five percentages ago, the earth was flat and board
Wordson deez brotronics app a rattus be da steez
Diabetic-insulint in cans of pocket mints please
Breath a lize a topoly, controversal orderies
Cookey to unlocket round your neck forever more
More to loverse than a sonnet daughters cot got covers on it,
Time to rest in wholey mammoth cheesy peace im gassed, BIZNOTIC
Rhyme Like This - Raz-Pro - Touch Of Angels
RHYME SURPRISER
You didn't think I was going to rhyme like this
but yeah I'm coming from with something
Brand new something you didn't think I was gonna spew
so time to listen up, not with 1 ear but with 2
Cuz of what I'm about to say to you be completely true
and maybe you can get a little clue about how I do
See there's only been a few people in my crew at any 1 time
but that's alright cuz I don't need you checkin up on me,
tracking every dime
Cuz I've been doing just fine although I been aloof
I keep my business in the cupboard never on the shelf or the roof
Cuz all that princess do meant for me not for you
And all that I've been through Were the things that made me grew
But my height and my weight aint none your business fool
I could school you in a thing or two, prove stupid is as stupid do
Kingdom Biznotch be the spot they're running to
Kids be crushin' on me, i brush em off like dust
Royal flush handed to me so yea I did the dump
i used to stump you but now i'm underground,
My crown pound for pound sounds fat as hell extra round
Noble me I pump the vibes even when feelin down
People cryin' out for PrincessBiz all over town,
Saying please, they want Me, need more Princess in they crew
I'll take one in every color, cause I know she got the hues
Nourishng the ears of all the bros who head-descent
Bringing Flow that’s meant to blow your sense of audial consent
bob ya head if its a spoon stir it in if its solute
dip it if shes cute and blow it if it a flute...
You didn't think I could but yea i think i canza...
Listen to the grittyness biznotch stanzas
You didn't think i was gonna give a shit but yeah i did
what did you think was gonna happen when you fucked with princes biz?
Thought that I was gonna sit and take it like a little a bitch? You be out your damn mind, kid and Now you on my list.
You wanna quit this or get your lips split get your teeth missed
Order-up my fist cause you're asking about my tits
Tell your peeps you're missing christmas cause you're stuck licking my dishes
You're a dim-whit, damn twerp, bad dog little Mister
Had the nerve and im pissed this biznotch about to pop
SCHOOL OF BIZNOTCH, BRAINIAC 1
SCHOOL OF BIZNOTCH
I'm a brainiac, in fact I'm highest in the class
I schooled the teacher equals I be skippin passt ya
I learn fools at the school of biz and write the rules
Wipe Degrees from your face shock me with a Joules
Instill in the pupils fuel more valuable than rupels
Instrumental tools of virtue all truths lessoning the scruples
For better future we say pass on what is futile
Time to recessitate the youth for His approval
Classes high on scores, my essey, Tido, could do more cause hes A C T away, buses short-staffed, Of course
The principals a fun da mentally challengentlemen
Detention shunned by rule of thumb, the other eight the apple core
handed in your dog cause you thought assignment more
rough Embarking up the tree of knowledge Grow a Stumpasore
Epistemilogy-whizz upon the classroom floor
We noses up the smarties used to pixiestick whiteboards
Lines of Dickinson, we read, better heads than before
Smily face stickers on the papers for rewards
For Amanda hides the formaldehyde, anatomy a time to ride
Girls and guys are given Pi in faces that are value-size
Demise of economics cake batter in your eyes
Get a whooping cough if you dare to drop behind
Cushin bowls of Chronic nicooteeny tiny Tim be on it
Smokin from his fam than there's Samurais in Japan
I teach how to grow supplywooden board screw and damn
Demonstrate shot a man down tryna reprimand
Study was, hunky dory now he understand
Poking Sally in the back He be ready I exam
DOPALOST ALONG THE WAY
DOPALOST ALONG THE WAZE
"Beach ball - raz pro"
How come my dopamine just ain't enough to get me up?
Chemically entrusted me, I squeeze out the last of what I got
Feeling me till im pleased then PEACE reality, Im out
Off to a land where the scene ain't a front
Where the people got my back, where im leader of the pack
Nobody taxing my ass, its a fantastic blast
Arts and Crafts Laughs Fresh raps all that
Huge Stash of that funk, bottomless phat bags
left behind the past, went beyond the train of thought i had,
Finally a spot that belongs in me not on my pants
Where i'm at's the place to be, I'm out my mind but in my peace
Forget me not but never know really who i be
WHO I want to be you can see me through the trees
seems busting out my top notch upper body rock drop
in my pond nah man i think ill knock u out
watch out dont lose ya head hold ur breath
Cause this catatonic rhyming goddess a tsunami
Dropping More than just Haze, kamikazi sound waving
Verbal Arsenal about to hit you all with My name
Rhymes flow chronic beats until the crowd know me
Nod yes, applaud the princess like the rest,
but the response is kinda modest for the emcees i'm most proud and the ones i bump the loudest cause they can bless the crowd, give em something real to think about, leaving them in silence, wish I had a truth worth spillin out
any TRUE emcees still around to make me proud? Knowing when to bow and when to lead keeps me grounded. When Im wowed I give props and emcees my admiration
Your momma told ya, Quit bouncing on the bed, well my momma told me quit bobbing ya head
because we running out of tylenol, you'll never see me fall
cause i be climbing higher than the escalators at the mall
If you ain't on the wack track then you better adjust your path pop a Louie pop a fewey till a chemical attack
Reaction AA hey fools say my name take away the reputation but you still the same
You want it to be known – let it be done be known
we learnt it at school about the books we read at home
but who was that? Dr. someone, professor thatsafact
enough of phds gimme lmnopeace
to roll a leaf, Join the team, if you down with the scene these kids about the streets, but I'm more into paths, see
make way to the back yard, surprise party attack
pin down the asses, hit the kids with candy dishes,
bobbing for the Benjamins, gain some sense for petes d heavens's sake
they say sleep upon it when u really gotta think, i say nap on the table send your cards out saying thanks
take ya bed out to breakfast cause its time u laid upon the lovin
taking pillows to the face, cover up how many geese u chased
on the way to dinner got some head board
from across the plain i chase detail every day
patiently await the month of maize so i can say shucks like a give a fuck today
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TRYINA BE A MAN
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Can I get an A for this dude trying to be a man
Da thats me can you keep up with these stanzas?
Ego straight bitch, I hugged myself into da clink got me poppin what they say black my lashes up a bit cause im back full attack this time brought my pack of cigs cause i aint no princess biznotch for the kids said my piece bout the neck now im reping where im at cause im underground for good but im sticking with the facts
Im a chick weak clique but im straped with rhymes for miles
I was raised in the burbs, hip hop brought me smiles
took me out the picket fence, ima henchmen on the bend
cause I call my daddy Wu when I feel i gotta vent
Emcees came and went, mentally in flames, I'm spent,
Sent on a death dash every fool who on the set
Wanna talk lead shower but they flows go sour
Cause beyond the surface top live a girl who got power
So heres your princess, simply distresslesss
You can shake me poke me rape me but I never will confess,Cause this chick god blessed with a love for mental festering,One day ill caress all you heads with messy things
Cause yeah I'm kinda goth with a buttress fully stocked,
While im strapped embedded locked in a Tabernacle box
Like a fox in a den except im hungry for the shocks
Take me out rent me PLEASE I got the pussy chicken pox
Wanna hop and skip your pulses make you ask ya dude what?
Cause I Love this shit to pieces but not sure if you inoculated, yet, if you crew, if you hear with one or two, can you recognize game if I’m rocking me some blues?
Can’t subdue my endless chew out of these rappers in the stew cause I got a lot of flavor you can call me bouillon cube, NET worth: Lambourghini, Horsepower: Fettuccini,
My torque dependent upon my vials from Houdini,
I fade in and out but i was made to get it out
I shout I rap Ill trap you and believe me Ill attack
After taking out your ribs im going straight for the calf,
One day this ill I got’ll spat upon the track, but for now I keep on cackling’ cause you still think Its an act
I used to lose it get confused when emcees spew clever cues,
Now im the same way I stick em just right where I choose
Im amanda kellah Hamlin, sent to end the damn parade
Here to set your float ablaze, Ill ruin anybody’s day
I’m a sinner please forgive me but my niche just needs a fix,
My pseudo-afro pick tell you I somewhat give a shit
I crave a taste of brave I'm the cool from out the cave
I'm a kiss on killahs graves guess how I praise the ones who ain’t been laid
your a little turned away so off with all your thoughts
I’m a little sharp spark pluggin straight into ya heart
I'm the noose Im the dart Im the devil little nark
Im inertia, im the reincarnation and the start
My death wish bleeds like a bitch does from her knees
I never tease but damn how I can keep sleezes like a Super righteous sniper I bukkake by my Mic-holds, check my prose, then repeat, you swear to god how I disclose
In my mind like a samurai im a truely blesed emcee
You showed me code I held on tight through the doom and out the free,
Still rock in slow motion you get owned by my sticky tricks
The next side winder up dominatrix
Shit gets risky when fools wanna roast my mind
like dietitions saying fist sized chicken cut'll get you right
Never slay but rule of thimble kinda nice
You ain't a head until you got mad plights trying to blind ya this hip hop plight like demons feeding mice
provide flows by rhyme alone without context get you toast! If my tongues kinda tied ill la la la till the pen dies but when I’m outta tries, its t9ime to recognize.
But never do I fade out; I keep it on track,
I puff I pass to you be from my soul and not my ass
Because I’m a little spacey while the rest are kind janky,
I expect your ass to thank me from tid-bits from my compilation,
Smoke cigs in front of your kid, Pompous my main gig,
I trump your game in skill but speed remains with those who stick with it,
I ride it out I write it down I’m forever underground
Ima pass on dthis, said I when I shoulda wowed
brass tax straight up this shade of pink ain’t tough
from this side of the court I rep the spot but you all are stuck, I'm a HUE-man, a white whore wit some poise, I swat at your flies for your cause my arms my only toy I chase beat shoot the shit and claim crime be on the rise just cause I can’t see nobody smiling wide outside my lion pride
FIT THE MOLD
FIT THE MOLD
You think im out my zone cause i dont really fit your mold
but I'm a surrly fully loaded goioly bout to give it to ya folks bout to blow ya mind foes can't touch me with a ten foot pole
cause while some got dough and chains, biznotch got game and funk and soul
I go left and rightly so, I squiggle round and curve to and fro
I serve a slew of rhymes with style with a side of guess and know,
I mix in mental tricks try to sicken up your dome
trap you quick The shit i spits so toxic
I make Members of the audience need doctor visits
used to riot used to fight it but my synapses are shy
so no longer can they frolick, theyre too slow to really rock it
still i roll but all my fiest got heisted during the electroshock
they had to cut my memory in half so they could block
about a dozen trains of thoughts and then they locked me up
They said my rhymes were wack; I told them I couldn't stop in fact
They fed me melodies and lies in hopes of remedies
still i dreamed of killer beats so I could could nod my head in peace
What I spit was listerine cause post-lobotomy, im clean
my rhymes dont blow, they suck and few heads can handle me
First off princess on her throne, can't walk the walk
Biznotch kinda hood so ya'll just wanna mock
Last up, just Me, Amanda, the diseased
My daddy calls me B I'm a bitch plain and simply
I'm a master at sporatic rhyme flows on paper sheets
but i choke in every battle like im hanging from a tree
cause my weaponry consists of nothing but a dream
that end of life release craved by suicidal minds
like my sister rest in peace she died in blue and 2 feet high
I push the noose to enemies like vacuum sales peeps on the streets
protect ya neck is what i preach but the scenes put you to sleep
I got heaps of heebie jeebies but my violent side's weak
I try to keep my crudest muses and my evil omens quiet
But Locked up like fort knox I got an arsenal of shocks
The sermons slowly leak like mycelium does from beneath
Blood guts grime crime wreak hell as they creap
I got Sermons slowing seeping parasitic attitudes
Omens knock me over Ring of deadly Fueds Knock knock heres a clue OMENs
Poison all your livestock fill all the tombs to the top
Plague you dome and stop your heart with evil rotton plots
but alas I'm just a fast talking wannabe obscene
Part of me wanna shine some light on but I refuse to quit the dream
I'd rather blind your eyes cause I just ain't got no need for being scene
Here here this royal highness deem 2 ears and a mic all she need
My fists be clenching ink but I'd drop you drown the kitchen sink
cause once my pipes done got you gripped its up to me where they get linked
Ill take you places you didn't think a pretty girl like me would wander
I get kinky with my ponders but my verbiage dark and somber
you'd be finder of my flows if I could just direct them yonder
cause my frontinb' downright daunting, damn, my stubborn cunt's sure just me jammed
cause I clam up and block my Hauck, Keeping PG
has been my plan,
Like an angel, man, i've tried, but straight up truth ought be provided
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FACTORY ROBB
I study each face as they grace us at the door
cause some of ya'll are sneaky snatchin' goods to make 'em yours
The cameras are plenty, but your wallets nearly empty
Well Crooks will rob you if they wanna, dreaming bigger than they oughtta
Phonies scheming tricky make me hope they find some meaning
Foolish youth be acting silly like a its Halloween and
Getting mad props from robbin corner marts like hardknocks
To all you deviants: I pray you listen when the lord knocks
Yeah we know about that crime
thieves and punks shop here all of the time
greedy ill or needy
i know they always will be
walkin right through the front doors like me
It seems TV scenes get us Jonesin' for some soul man,
Buying branded merchandise attempt to.fill the hole in
Hooked up on these labels that can change us yes they able
So many brands invade us that ours brains are never stable
Some are Permanent like those that get us in the cradle,
other trends are fed direct your television cable
My generation on a quest for Nothin but the profits
Identities r born behind the screens in our apartments
Yeah we know about that crime
thieves and punks shop here all of the time
greedy ill or needy
i know they always will be
walkin right through the front doors like me
We garnish all our spaces and our minds tchochotchke labels
Thinkin that to boost the goods would really prove your name, bro?
Well All thiis Matter, well, it splatters, a disaster!...
Material culture rob your soul until its blacker
Accessorize your status bogus logos, like a master,
Secure a reputation? your clique will change it faster
Thugglets seeking out the nooks in corners of the -shop,
Liftin brows at workers stashing goods in different spots
Even with alarms there isn't nothing stoppin' thieves
The censor tags to them no more than just a petpeeve
The business effort levels chug away like tom the train
but to say I think I can would mean that I believe in change
You gotta keep ita clever under pressure if youre ever
Jazzing with a crew that wants to rob and steal together
Tell the gang to stop and your head theyll surley sever
Endevours that are better tell a tale that they'll remember
Make em' tremble, prison visions, isolations sure phase em
Insanity reminds us freedoms needed for the way
Time and wisdom too are needed in this proclamation
Morality to some is lost or on another wavelength
GAME OF DOOM - The Original - MF Doom
GAME OF DOOM
The Original - MF Doom
Television incision of a vision that you dont wanna live in
gaming filling minds with zombies flames and killing
children emulating villains
screaming violence!
blood be spillin
aint no thing but TELEVISION
remote controls take the role of neuropathic stimulation
movement stilted save for digits that be in perpetuation
presence falling steady eyes are fixed as asses stick to seats and verbals autoclitics dwindle quick
still as corpses in the script we sit
reality is where? deep in screens we stare
as virtual scenes void of virtue numb the feels, our thumbs do the deals
flashing death you know the rest, check your halo in this mess
the scenes makes me uneasy, pepto biznotch do attest
The best kind of controller teach you how to love to death
accepting violence never rests I feel defeated I confess
Expressing such dissent not the chillest social leap,
Which means I gotta front with peepsso i’ll follow suite but secretly divert my eyes
from these scenes i speak Cause if I see it then i'll feel it and If u like that, then you illin
Despite this spew ill root and cheer my friend on
like I got a clue or give a hoot or even saw what that gun can do
As if i really think its cool pretend to end the lives of foolsActing pleased by bloody screens
delighted by the biggest booms Winners still got shot this games mo murda than a duel,
Stacking points and coins and weapons
Its a bit a bit exessive Jumping levels, skipping lessons
Falling ill like an infection Try to keep the kids protected cause they need it, i suspect it
You'll never see me play i can hardly stand to spectate it
my ego to immaculate for all this wack-ness
pretending its not sick to make-believe so steep
lending hours tied to screens and screams and
evil nevah sleep oh geez
my buddy hooked on violence oh its just like a disease
My imagination's tainted more and more like every day
Players visit get immersed change, lose their selves along the way
Home again a new identity they got pwned in the game
In reality this para social potion a calamity
doing evil deeds guilt free because the bible's on the table?
These buttons can do wonders but you can't forget the fables
The cookie still will crumble when you're avatar-enabled
this Systematic spawning charged my brain with massive static
Kill my buzz cause higher levels password protected
All your systems on the shelf, keep them separate
The cube the box the sphere.... the solar systems far and near
Steering clear from one another cause machine's man of the year
O brother, please relieve me from this violent death and fear
Peel away from television select a character that's real cause i'm right here
AMANDALICIOUS - Blackalicious - A to G
AMANDALICIOUS
I be Amanda the articulate
arranging all the anarchy
Above average, acting-out abilities authenically
Aboriginal, amplified and agile animal
Alchemizing ailments post-apocalyptic arsenal
I be that buzzing bratty bia built of badness blood and bones
Bringin’ bunnies boppin’ heads
Before our bombs blast your abodes
Borrowing biscuits biting bullies back like bitch bad move
Blasting brains, basic battle brute, belwildered buffoons
I keep it crazy casual and cool with killer crowds,
Calling kids for conversation connecting currencies n sounds
Keep a cover close cause I consider cushions could caress
Kill the cabin candlelight, so we can kiss cuddle n confess
Damn Dreamy doctors delivering me drinks
Day by daze digesting drugs digging deep into methinks
Dunking doom and drama down the drain
Devils dance delivers dreary rain
Divine discoveries dreamt by dis dope dame
Experiential epigrams end every enemy
Embracing errors exactly, Emcees eulogize esteem
Etch endeavors erstwhile entrancing ears n epiphanies
Excel euphorical envisions eternal excellency
Families framed in photos, fighting frowns with fashion frills
Forgive your friends for all their failures or foes in your face for real
Forever free from falling if your feet are fastened in fact
But I’m Flowing fluently, flourishing floating front to back
I be the analog arsonist, aimin at your arteries
All-seeing abstract, analyze everythingAdding on, absolutely abolishingAverage amateur's arsenal just astonishing
--Next, we'll learn words that begin with letter "B"
I be the big, bad body rockin Bombay to boulevard bully BACK'Better bring a bomb to the battlefieldBloody black beats bringing bottoms that boomBasically build barriers bewilder buffoons
--Listen now to words that begin with letter "C"
Crazy character, constantly creating concontionsCatalyst, a cannabalistic rhymes conquerorCorrectly connecting, craniums crumble downConsistent capacity
--Next we'll hear words that start with letter "D"
Done did that done did this diddle donDomination don't dignify dictionDoin' it deep down dialect daringDoomsday dut devastate during the duration
--Listen to our song for vowel "E"
Extraterrestrial electrical, effortlessEons of energy, everyone affectedEfficiently epitomize excellentExtravagant elevate where the essence is
--"F" is the letter with which these words begin
Blackalicious got funk for the future filling up fiends finallyFabulous, furious, fatness, follow meNiggers fall frequently, factVerbal felon fired up federally foundation fadin' all of this wack shit
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GRAMMAR DAY IN AFFECT
"found you razpro"
Gotta know your grammar if you wanna write a stantza
Apostrophes please, when you're showing whose it beez
Or stick it in like a key where letters used to be
Its accentuating so we read the in the voice narrating
So Tell me which goes where and when
Well the rule has always been
If casting spells the H is dropped, cause witches got their lessons taught
Not from books but from warlocks, so they’re left out Heavens lock,
But the other spelling is not a curse, the H is replaced
This time to indicate that another option were the case
Choosing which is best, be a witch like from the westalso easter,
Its isn't mac grab your pen, learn these rules, i know you can,
Now lets explore deeper now: bout the colon
well its kreeps in after sentence incompletion
Fore what follows these two dots are more than happy faces thoughts
what belongs there, after all, a list or an assist
Like if a question were implied, a colon says: Get this!
A reply if the predicate clause left paws,
Not a comma, that be another grammar law,
Apostrophe on top but fallen down, a breathing spot,
Sure the comma's full of drama I cant wait to tell you bout iut
Because you kids might've forgot, we'll put back one of the dots
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To keep your sentences safe from a running on
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First clause is the cause, the Second clause states effect,
To keep your readers right on track, the semi-colon must erect
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If emphasis cannot be fed your readers starving for some sense
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If you made the punch and got a full sentence construct,
Don't just stop abrupt without punctuation stuff, punk
My hunch is that u need a dot, or period, as such,
That’s for the regular ones, many are not
But if the sound is extra loud, an exclamation point bound
When three dots end it off, an ellipse is what you got…
Now your dont have to even finish what you though
Uncertainty is sure to be a lot of what you got
Rouunded sign above a dot, a question marks the spot
Ask a reader, hit me back, reflect upon a thought,
without this mark your readers won't know who what where when or how it was you sought
Ask me how to spell? cause Words sounds dont always tell
Puzzled by two ways trouble three can make you crumble down
Grammar cookin' in the pot got the rules u need in stock
Join the huddle listen up and learn whatever you forgotr
Who dat in the kitchen? NAH its with WHOM am I speaking?
He or she, both need to eat but whomever will do the dishes?
The former or the latter? Well you thought it didn't matter,
I don't wanna repeat so i stick these dummies in for each
Referencing the nouns and replacing them with freaky sounds
Former always first and the ladder afterwards,
Not another curse, just a lesson in order here at Grammar school.
PENN STATION
PENN STATION
gonna get a philly steak on my lunch break at the penn station down the street it be great gonna fill my tummy up with allot good stuff, east coast hot subs, thick fries fresh cut, just can't get enough, this grub yum yum, call a buddy up, tell him meet you in the parking lot, 1'clock cause its time that you rock this number one sella, yeah its got the props people flock to this spot telling us they want it hot, we be pushing buns through the grill non-stop, no joke no coke we got pepsi products in stock, the only lines we got go down to the next block, babies, moms, grandpops, don't matter - they stuffed, any time of day, in and out quick enough, philly steak to the face any gender age or race, we be serving up great taste all day, penn station be the place, got dough give and take, saying thanks 4 the business growth a steady rate, get praise get fresh get sandwich in your hand fast, get fed, get full, give ya buds better subs than before cause our breads got the score and we get checks done more satisfaction in store mark my word PENN Station right on, lets smash a little more
PEANUTS drafts
PEANUTS
When Charlie Brown’s crowd heard about my fine crown, It was like Oh brother? Good friend, where art thou? And soon followed the sound of my funk like wha what For when the Peanuts came to be snoop was just a song/dog to me, good grief a sweat splash, n a lie and zigzag a fashion sense.
when the pee wee team practiced all the cats planned their attack on the pup but the bird was the word, at least to lucy and chuck; But when the wha wha was felt in my bones and hearts, guilt, I took shelter in the box tales n knelt nightly in prayer for who the next heiwould be from and where?
When word of my swerve fell upon the nut-herd, this kid with the blues and a blanket was so frightened he was like wha wha and jumped under that thing so he could hide – Cause my style’s so funky, when it hit the crowd it was madness, man, that tattered thing levitated UP n –we-rode it out, Most the crew dispursed, from the advice of his sister Luce, she saw the whirl inside her cup of beef stew and knew it was I who was passing through, Sally began the beef, passed the flyer out on the street, Ms Peppermint turned to Charlie Brown and Rerun and the rest took to the moundtains,
in the grounds all over town, to the sandlot and to theyr houses, The kiddies got jitters when they red the paper’s scribbles, cause my curls gave them all creeps as they wrapped their fingers around the sheet, Franklin was like PEACE and Sprang away on a shiny key, He saw the colors and the bubbles from the get-go, this foam just ain’t tight enough to play on our field yo
Pig Pen was the first to recognize that my curve-ball was meaner than a lead shower than a bird flick and than a board of water banning the kid from school so he just sat nut to butt with his old man watching his stank circulating around his brain get wack fast as His rocks and smacked him in the face, dust and gravel bits which was rumbling on the street, He looked like beat feet when he really couldn’t hardly even breath, but he heard the boom boom made a chatter between his teeth
When Shroeder read the stats of my super 8-track, he stood up n tried to tap himself into his inner jazz-man, his style was kinda fuzzy but he jammed upon his funny bone for his ol’ grand piano was junky, He may have looked dumb but it left the kid wailing, straight flailing his arms. nose getting kinda runny, the beating of his feet let the whole town know something was bubblin’,
WHen word of my swerve fell upon the nut herd,
this kid with the blues and a blanket was so frightened He cried n rubbed his eyes Left the rest excited, oh my, wha wha's wrong with Linus? My styles so funky when it hit the crowd, it was madness, man, he was like SHYT when his tattered thing rose up from my masssive static started rolling through the crew, mine eyes heard screaming from all the funnies as they ran inside...
Patty cake hid inside snoops kitch en lil wood stock well he hollared from the top, he tweeted about the hazards that were coming from my knock, The woird weet weet was learned by the lines of A1PB, that tall yella one with dooohg said WHULL i better get to practice but his chick said Nah, last weeks papes ex-invited the royal highness, she won't be showin up, but Lucy could see it n even hear it whirl inside her cup,
the air started swirling so pig pen was cool at first the dust came up the gravel made the kids go what the fuck, soon the kid was blind we smelled him double triple time, cause he couldn't get out from the sand lot di-amond tri-angle, Dust balls like bukkakke swung hit him in his balls n cock and he fell down, got covered in the soot and like she said the BIZNOTCH wouln't take no second look, for when a junkie kid 'd hit it and cash out she'd be livid, she'd get rid of the evidence, stick you knee deep in the soot schroder watch from the window but best beleive he kept it locked, he tapped his foot inside an itchy sock, cause that blondie kid was all about the jazz the black and white thats red all over the week old ivorie keys from which came out his measures creep... He looked at the time said Sunday's ALLL MINE so the looming wrath, the masked nasty FAST raps of Princess Biznotch won't ever ever last she may drop she may flow but she'll never step on the pee=wees toes for whatever news she bring ain't nothing its all the same just a sannce a sense a deathly verbulating mess, a hip, nah, a hop upon and off her granite rock, underground TALK about the D, the 3 and the mmTTTSCHOCK
this kid Schoeder lined em up and tappen em on their little butts for he had practices on his tusks, his grand oversized ivory and blacks plus his back handed cupped slam that rammed upon his pee wee clan and piano for months, he told em tap their toes but all the funnies simply froze cause they got hit with a master pro who knew about the biznotch flow, This blond headed funky man told the crew to flex their calfs and hands for they have to prepare to dance cause he knoew about the jazz and wanted it back but princess b was s classic rapper n tap dancer, the stats read cats for last vist that she had, man on the mic said BAM! Batta-up time to show the crowd your stuff, either Grand Master Flash or Franklin with his Af-ro stickaa
When word of my swerve fell upon the nut-herd, this kid with the blues and a blanket was so frightened he was like wha wha wha and jumped under that thing so he could hide. Cause my styles so funky when it hit 'em it was madness man, all the sunday Funnies cries were heard throughout the land. When they read the papers scribbles the comic strip kid all got jitters, so they spread the skinny about the Biz as they bit their lips, scared shitless.
Charlie Brown tried to stand his ground so he waited on his pitchers mound, but when my epic sound hit town he was nowhere to be found.
The first to sense my incoming finesse was this dirty kid pigpen cause he noticed something different about the dust ball swirling around his head, the static from my knack and pizzazz was looming up from overhead so it started spinning so damn fast til you couldn't see the poor little man
This bitch Luce who had a booth tried to sooth the pee wee crew, cause they lined up asking wha wha wha she thought that they should do. The chick was broke and had a beef with anyone not from her street so she advised all the guys to practice funk and jazz and rhyme so they could battle when I arrived. no one knew the wiser so they paid the girl in dimes.
This chick Peppermint Patty hid inside Snoops coop to do some rapping, but Woodstock well he hollered from the top so snoop came back and kicked her out on her butt, cause she was a bratty boss and he was a catty dog, so the tomboy joined the troop who were cooped in a classroom. Marcie put on her glasses and said "Sir, welcome to the crew"
This kid from a different school Franklin's ancestral lineage had some zing cause he had dark brown skin so everybody turned to him to see what he could bring to the table 'n he said something about the Tower of Babel cause in his pocket was a bible so they all prayed for awhile but the fuss from all my gusto made his Afro blow up double so they shut the book fast and got back to planning their attack.
When Shroeder read the stats of my super phat 8 track he tried to tap himself into an inner jazz.man so he sat at his ivory and blacks and practiced till every finger tip was calloused out of all the tee ball batters this kid sure had the most talent, but the challenge of the upcoming battle Still Wreaked havoc on the graphics so the team took advantage of the kids whose ancestral lineage had something in it that made it most black ass who's skin with blackest
TENNIS
TENNISING
(Basic by RAZ-PRO)
shoes at the back door track it back to the west representing the oak-land mass sass never surpassed even with a tennis racket jam spring sing when a blast that damn ball and hit the jags and the Benzes next to the fence where games end fast cause of that champion named Amanda Hamlin she has got that back hand branding foreheads of boyfriends cause she's known to be a spaz play on grass, asphalt, clay, indoors or out-of-smash punches as your ass cause opponents spinning fast the secret the sacred game of tennis, pong, or catch is short spurts with much curve will make shots extra nasty aggressively expressing what your strain and swerve been guessing what combustion what excessive force can come to life minus the cussing cause you're struggling straight blaming busting assaulting the ball and your muscles comes troubling, flexing tight profile stance before the crying wailing tears as I crush the gravel torque slice strike that tennis ball with love MPH who the hell knows but the grunt the grip the tennis shoe almost trip, when Amanda hit the ball it was like she was the let - the shockingsmiith kind of assist backs you way boomerang igniter sign said A O K but this is AMA N D A it MDMA ending? nay, not this chick strangling this handle bold looking for the rows of strings the bing the ping the Pringles sound the crunch from tight plastic strands so tight misadjusted makes a fuss kind of rusty or just a cluster fuck on call yellow bird of fuzzy dust, the trusty stunts mean musty and massive static if I’m not on till lunch watch out TEN ZIP SIX OH SIX OH Moms thing I’m a bitch doncha know, wanting me to give in but I’ll give is my tits a bit of rest and some air and I release the bend in my back and knees cause ill let the trees distract me from the rubber felt thing fleeing free for a game or three but I’m always back for victory I fly through finals in no time modestly refined fore I’m a player not a fighter only enemy gravity and yester-me shins calf’s core and arms, you see I’m a lifer with charm in thie peice OH CC bred clean forever US Dream a meme
FREEDUMASS OF SPEECH
FREEDUMBASS OF SPEECH
its all bout communication
choose the right words per each occassion
gotta put some effort into conversations
even one word can ruin good relations
so don't talk shop when you're talking to the doc
and.that slang you got best be kept between your lot
when u curse around the kids all your other words useless cause your credit get aquitted when if you ain't got etiquette
when you accent that its becomes another fact
so keep your tone in check so your attitude reflect
enlisting emphasis can convey more than words say but your eyes the truest signs to indicate what's real and fake try lying asking why and what and where and for replies gotta recognize respect and when inquiries cross the line if you ain't FBI don't be prying in their lives gonna get up in a bind if you don't know TMI
kindness and honesty be kinda hard to find expect less than accurate not everybody wise
if its German jargon gibberish you risk confusing your audience use English lose the wit cause your points won't ever hit
if we wanna understand each other words a common way but when it helps to intonate to clarify the things you say
you must anunciate so your listeners can get it straight cause you may be speaking strange if you ain't from the same range watch your idioms cause they be difficult to translate dialects represent where you from and there are tons if all your getting back is huh? IT don't mean that they are dumb
if you try a foreign language you can surly sound insane but without effort to connect us we all strangers in the brain be polite use a little care in your declares once you put it in the air you can't retract the smack you share its difficult to undo the diss you spit so bite your tongue if your impaired of your face may get a fist
THANKSGIVING RHYME
THANKSGIVING RHYME
after two long months, the pilgrims had enough. They sailed their way to the usa in hopes of better stuff. Survival sure was tough . They called it Plymouth rock, the natives called it home, the two worlds met and alliances were grown the fields were sown and soon together gratitude was rightly known. They feasted in November giving thanks for what was shown. It was kindness it was grace how they welcomed the white race. In A foreign land the puritans were starving for a taste. By the grace of god the harvest was enough to give him praise, they made themselves at home and surely flourished in the place they learned the ways and soon enough the natives got out of the way. Now we save a day for giving thanks for what was taken it was Abe who said each state would recognize the holiday, now we imitate that day with what we place upon the ta-ble like the turkey that they slay and the pumpkin pie they made, yams and beets and other treats
this feast is dedicated to the slack the masses taste cause ladies always do the slayin'
DETROIT LINES
Wack MC's talking about they want to breed as there scratching off there fleas deep in the Detroit era circa 99 about a decade after America's worst crime y2k make it 3 hate hate when the train came late all the city came to hate Henry Ford first worst mistake when the jeeps Lex coups beamers all got bent out of shape Motown came down with a rattle and a shake each screech heard deep beneath each one of the great lakes, left rubble so deep and greasy the lakes wouldn't even freeze , every other street got sheets of metal hidden in the streets, shrapnel hit the x upon the head with more than lead, my generation metal heads got rings around our necks and legs acrobatic
XMAS CHEER
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“XMAS CHEER”
#10 Thematic, Raddest, Baddest
Holiday Cheer jingle bells in every ear this time
of year
tinsel's thrown to and fro and red ribbon wreath
upon our doors
Jolly Santa's on his way ho ho holloring from his sleigh,
nice and naughty kids alike, wish for gifts
and tried to write him
leave him treats overnight, hoping for morning
surprise,
wrapped bowed and bagged tagged from the north
pole
family's in love is shown underneath the mistletoe
thicker
than the blanket of snow Christmas season spirit draw
keeps us
close shiny trees with gifts to give and to recieve
celebrate our savoir Christ's blessed be the holy
king choirs sing
five golden rings children dream of Santa's
reindeer fleet
red and green keeps us believing the true meaning
of our feasting
is for Jesus may he keep lingering in our