Jasmine Curry Nite

 He said lets rap, I said when and where at,
How ! He took a paper, ask me for a pen
we should do a chorus , before all this other tit and tat
he drooling cause my tittis pop out smack him
I'm finna school him in rithmatic, im right, hes left now listen in: 

they said their no such thing as ghosts
but nigga Im a spook, I creep, 
make a haunted house, turn you into scooby doo 
stay off my lawn, fool, Greene is not for You,
aint no mystery van I'm scarier than history and
still i don't miss, hit you with the blittz krig
Nien lives lost, when I throw a temper fit   
I can't be stopped like a bamboo stalk,
I'm a pull you to this shoot and put it through you
Talk plenty shit, I don't even hear you 
Swallow all the spit, I don't even fear you, 
Trust in no one, I'm grinding my gears too,
Hunker down and get it in, with my broad, the biz,  Dude

Licking my wounds, thrice daily, cause Face be so uncouth
Abrasive hes favored, a case, stings like Vermouth
My OG mostly keeps my holy moly under control
My flows atrocious so he giggles when I'm on a roll,
Im hot like Toasty, i think im hard like Edgar allen poe 
but Im a teacup poodle, soft as I'm supposed ta,
I wanna be a badder baddie, my beau So cold,
Im like texas, wanna holdem, his rap sheet so long i fold
it, like a scroll, hes made and I got holes in my boat,
We gonna need a better whip, we gona drip like gold 
a higher diving board, or a bigger nug of hold,
his game, I fetch, he chucks me gems like I'm Fido
His bitch yes sis, step back, u trash, 
Now you met me, don't you feel disenfranchised.....god held out, left back, 

 just as clearly as I see the words clearly across my mind
i try to say whats hard because I'm here trying to find
the answers to the questions that I seek on my quest 
to get stronger everyday, as i shine with my best
the school of hard knocks, real g from the streets
dealing with lames, everyday in these streets
I don't play in these streets, when i stay in these streets
Jar full of jam, i get hay in these streets, 
boy I stay in that bag, gotta have it at any cost
bad bitch on my team, but i pay the cost just to be the boss
we don't be needing to floss, we paying attention to what it cost
And if you try to play with me, you might just take a loss,
I'm skilled at this game, been playing it for years
i seen plenty of blood shed , & plenty of tears
Fuck knockin' him out, mamma said "Bust a nigga"
i do what I gotta do, when I finger that trigga, nigga !
Don't get ti twisted, joe, I'm the boss with the fade, 
Hundred-fifty stitches, I'm the boss with the blade
Did time in the pen, so that shit just don't scare me none,
and if they get me again, this'll be the last one, 

relax OG take a hit on some this reefer, u laid up with a finest elitist
i'm top knotch supreme, tenderoni queen 
your piece in my pocket, 
im packing heat, so your hands on my tit and the other in m y jeans,
n ill reak havoc on any peeps
who try to step to you mister, still got so much shit to see
Eyes wide shut, like penelope I'm a freak, 
behind my merry melodies mask, take a peek,
I don't play for fun, I owner of the team, or referee
Im outta sign like I'm ET mentally,
blast from the past, nah, I'm you alternate reality,
My fluffy rubbin off, your scare tissue - sneeze cough
They say what's happenin', Yall say whats up
He say whats good, I';m like hot girl shit
per usual, don't get confused or delusional
our ones and and twos, ain't for your amusements,
these lines my man spat a real testament to stay back,
well come not a fellow soul who can't top us, or wanna gawk 
at just how we lollygag and dilly dollop and frolick, 
ive been biznotch since before you could talk, 
any dick tom or harry live laugh love 
lookout, you plebians, see how Greene be my lawn ,

Times Proposed

 

BLIGHT 

excuse MY HEIST, reaping in SPITE  

Praise me please pardon any one who seen the zeigjht

The Dynamic Prismatic Retrotech Abstract Tactile Enhanced Decoupage Collage

QUESTS IN ASTRAL PROJECTION TO KENYA AND The PAST AND FUTURE TO CRAFT IN 5 DIMENSIONS 

This exhibit includes choice pieces of my unique "re-imagined canvass" cloaked in bold, abstract, analog, 5-D, collages which were created by following a distinct set of principles which were established over 12 years ago as I began this craft in a time of grieving and great loss. The Dynamic Prismatic Retro-tech Abstract Tactile Enhanced Decoupage Collage Guild doctrine is the direct result of my attempt to define COLLAGE AND Art itself after the unfortunate exposure to an AI generated image and of a rabbit being paraded as art in a piece that could barely pass as collage. My "trolling", which condemned her from my "guild exhibits and other events" has thus became a way of life and a mnemonic rhyme I wrote..

 Each piece is in violation of one or more of the guild's requirements for a work to be considered a masterpiece, thus illustrating the subversive nature of art itself and highlight the essence of the Human touch in its creation, whether in error, in jest or ingenuity. 

Each began an "imagined canvass" and by 4 levels in glue, covered in collage, i.e. "A curated collection of cut paper pieces pieced-in place by adhesives achieving cohesion upon completion".

My signature style intends to inhibit a timeless design for the future in mind along 5 perspectives with visually stimulating, turbulent patterns, mesmerizing to all eyes, far, close-by and over time.

The “Accept Refuse”, “Delay Replacement”, “Everycolor”, “Prismatic” “Retrotech” “A depiction of something of great value is better than a cheap imitation”, “Keep the tact of Handcrafts In Tact”, “Kitsch”, “Imagined Canvass”, “BeSpoken Blends by Dr. Biv”, “Trash coats for crap”,  

 NO AI were involvd in these products. They were the fuel in the fire to keep my passions and practices in line with my beliefs. I do not have a taste for it but I do like my things to look clean and new- but they are due to resin and the gloss look , plastic and tacky mmm I like that. Analog only, I do not use computer well. All items are OK for kids and christians and free from explicit images. The designs are made from tiny bits as the great feature to keep eyes tight and look for long and see tons of colorful designs, but they will not be even in shock or led by any subliminal messages, or be reminded of any significant events. No iconography, cartoon characters, or explicit opinionated monsters. The only identifiable items are gems and diamonds and then a statue or 2 to as to add some class. Pictures of gold, and some beads too but there is nothing but Optics here. I fix the image in spray glue until it is covered. Then I massage the mod podge on to make it stay. I check for touch ups before I decide to seal it with epoxy resin.

Prismatic Dynamic Retro-tech Abstract-tactile Enhanced Collage Craft Method With 

1. Principles in Visionary Pragmatics - Home Decor

2. Eco-Conscious Policy Spirit - "Accept Refuse"

3. Tactics for Aesthetic Application rooted in handmade Tradition - Freely Found, Forged, Used or Handed Down

4. Artistic Elements of Balance, Accented Fashions Bright Embellishments - Tacky Kitsch - Hand Cut

5. Distinguished featuring Timeless Designs for the future in mind with Psychedelic Effects in - Abstract - For The Unborn 

6. Five Perspectives/ Dimensions for Advanced Visual Stimulation, Maximum Satisfaction, Distraction - 3-D Items 

7. Archival Glues - Life-span Expansion, Allure via Time-lapse and Timeless styles .. The Mod Podge

8. Curated In Full - Glossy and Bright - Bold Distracting Busy Prints with an Emphasis in Impressive - Epoxy Resin $

9. Components : Wide Breadthly Bound Turbulent Chaotic Patterns based on - High Resolution

10. Plasmatic-Spector Mathematics and BAM

11. Homage - Inspired by Kenya Ankara Cloth and Prison Art, Substances 

12. "On Hand, In Tact"

 Each piece is a true analog collage: A curated collection of cut paper pieces pieced in place by adhesives to achieve cohesion and conceive a please image upon completion

My signature style of collage is mesmerizing like it were Magic Eye!

 The Retro-tech Aesthetic is funky yet balanced psychedelic, vibe from a decade behind us, glitchy, tacky, Woodstock meets Jetsons.  

The retro-tech method, is to refrain from using advanced technology and practice in the fashion of those from the past using rudimentary tools. I do Analog hand cut collage, do not print new materials, and source my paper locally - do not purchase online. 

The retro-tech essence is absolutely present in these pieces- the papers were all from magazines printed previously, used paper. They are also covering items which were used and worn before I picked them.

QUEST BEFORE CRAFT / MNEMONIC RHYME ENACT 5 DIMENSIONAL ANALYSIS AFTER A DECADE

ON HAND, IN TACT principle, 

    The canvas must be a tactile item on hand and in tact, On the surface plain bland or scratch in need of pizzazz , its purpose  still works but its on its last leg , discarded but not broke or garbage, alas the imagined canvas should fit in your hand and be in your possession prior to this crafting session.  

The working condition and state of commission for the item picked, should be existent, in sight, and to remain in place.

For the mission to reduce waste, delay replacement (to save money, reduce waste),IMPROVE BY RENEWING THE VIEW UPON EXISTINT AND IN USE ITEMS IN ENVIRONMENTS LADEN IN  SPRUCE

The Material Source to compose your work, must be freely found, used, or handed down, lack sentimental value or worth due to your own know-how or ado; locally found, far and widely bound, various in kind and over time acquired. 

the content must be null and void of sense content. The abstract backwards collage is we only aim for Tiny, high-res, vibrant and colorful cuts less than one square inch with nothing but texture, patterns, color, and nothing to make out, void of any black or white.

A bed of "everycolor" cuts or curated shade get affixed directly to cloak the thing, bling and gems to accent the bed  with a touch of Funk and flair, metallic edges and garish glam to embellish and frame the anchor piece: an image of a priceless dead artist's work of art, demure, alluring, pure and sure to give an impressive impression of distinguished taste and high class style. The articles of design touch along 5 dimensions and perspectives; close up, far away, 3-sides to admire, and over time, a priceless delight. if all goes well - a collection of curated Collection of cut paper pieces pieced in place by adhesives achieving cohesion upon completion and a pleasing image conceived.

 

MATH AND METHod: MY QUEST TO ACCEPT YET REFUSE TO ADDRESS; HOW MASKING TRASH IN MY SPARE TIME AS AN EXPERIENTIAL SELF-PROCLAIMED PSYCHOPATH AND DIALECTICAL  REMOTE ARCHIVE CLINICAL TRIAL THERAPY BEREAVEMENT HIATUS DESIGN IS LIKE DROPPING L AND TRIPPING BALLS, FEELS LIKE FEST  

Archival Coded In Tone

FROZEN IN TIME : cuddles in retro-activities and basking in the righteous refusal of befuddled new-age nerd bots and stubbornly praising the pastime of FUN whislt grieving youth, befallen, umbilical residual professions of masteries and Out of Touch Mental State of Denial, Masked in Determination and Demonstration, A Harping of Decollated Heart's Desire To Retire, The Necessary Refrainment Abstainment, Pardoning Thyself, From GROWth, new knowledge , cancering, atrophy  - Refinement In REFUSAL , utter remittance of repulsed renounced, Rejection, Stuck on The Past, Committed to BEHIND, Devotion to Slow-Mind, Progression of Mental Illness, Growing Faith in Out of Touch Blissfully Dumbed Down, Shallow wadepool of Terror and Deeply Deranged Disgust In Carnal lusts, Western Education Language Arts Curse Better Well Read Than Tech Fed Sped - Now, Master All The Facts, Keep An Eye On Your Stash - The TIME HAS COME for the PSYCHEDELIC WACK To Share YOU Her  

Rhyme Time, Mnemonics ~        

A.D. - Year of Our Lord, Anno Domino; B.C. - Before Christ; C.E. - Common Era,   TIME TO KILL, PASTIME THERAPY, no TIME Allotted, Ancestors, Tradition, Elementary Skills, Vintage, Future, Retro-Age Good Old Days, Bereavement, PTO, Overtime, Afterhours, Out of time, Late, Tardy, Millking, Past Due, Funtime, Playtime, Recess, Datenight, Playdate, Standing Date, Appointment, 

Pretend it was the time before The Bad Thing Happened, Refuse New Skills, No Loss 

In RE: "TIME" as a designator of type of activity, mood, vibe, speed…. 

Since the day I fell from "first class citizen", to "second class citizen" aka the day my car broke down was a remarkable event which shifted my perspective on life itself, and I began thinking and seeing time and space so very much differently than ever before. With the rise of technology and the capavbilities of virtual living, remote telecommunications, and work, the art of staying still became a delicate dance which I would eventually feel as though I was rocking it the fuck out and dancing to this new rhythym, however different it may have been compared to everyone else around me at any given time. After covid

Stand Up Routine

begin stand up . some wish apple  watch health app 

box and juice box bags

 Spider going through drive through saying food too large

Tried to have a support group for men who ejaculate issues, no one came

Boyfriend birthday April 9, mine is April 10th, every year I get him wrapping paper.

I checked with a Slovakian asked why they were Russian, and they said I rush so be it

Wash feet from the sole.

Thanks for coming to potluck, I love sweet pickles! Your welcome, those were dildo

Boxing events, thry are taped

Some chase the dough, others , the bread. The buck

 Back at the sripper loker roon cinnamon she put sugar in her pancakes but destiny puts baby powder lotion or something like that or is her name destin

If you let your meatloaf will it taste like veal

These cheasy chips , they be o-Queso 

Shaq impression

wheredo they have stalking school? ... trailer park

peetey pablo and johnny peublo were building a house, petey says theres some holes in this house , if you see em, point em out,  petey says yea well we housin, 

mike jones from the window to the wall, were  gonna need a bigger boat

Eminem wanted to get high so he took skittles and they did a little bit

wonkey world... the neighborhood watch, puts on a play.

 If you live on the bus you don't get a lot of space but you do get a lot of place

something is up with my left arm.it just isnt right

RASISCHISM

BRAINIAC

Its a brainiac attack! spectacular disaster

its erratic SMACK to the max impact im after

time for a psychedelic acid trip alas so

drip five inside mine eyes and drop a blotter after

Blast! sporative laughter captivate my mind all night

Ecstatic satisfaction and deliciousness collide

Til visions extra wise arise colors super bright

Light climbs from outta corners

  

 a brainiac attack, spectacular disaster

Stirring up rubble down-a-trip-cid-istic travel

Blotta ripper drip mine eyes or extendemon highs, sir

Tons of wonder not zi deez befores ive undone fiver

Sidney uncollid-a-shall we psychatrip tonighter

Real erratic smack to the max impact designer

Paralyz-a lapse in awe of extralaugh insider

Captiveyes your ass brass tax-a-satisfactors

Adding up escstaticism casting outtalaster

Blast! Mad-vexed-a-dastic static twice I passed her

Stashin up mass amounts-a-dice-so-yahtzee fastter

Splash in the past try to recognize alas, sir

Fraternize ur craft till its drafted doom to stagger

Master all the facts, yes, practice-ket, a task er

Infactualize inside repli-try-to-circumizer

Invite the guesst entire text was left to doubterniser

Return-a-nerve-to sender UPS is mine toodine er

The milkman quintessentially an ass-man a molester

Breasts arrest his sani-tease a coconutty shiester

Under udders queasy he confid-o-boast-a-wowser

Lucky me the hostess standing dong i ate it uppster

Rashun now allow disease but ruff to ceasa supper

Weares a prophylactic tupp a spastic-raz-ma-tazzer 

Talk enough a crap-u-tacularin-gitis blasphemy 

Easy computerrific go digitallibon-a-dee

Do little robotick-tock-a doodling with me

Alpha sag a litle betta straight down to the floor

Rag-o-rama disco side to side-n--den-direct-a-whore

Wordson deez brotronics app a rattus be da steez  

Diabetic-insulint in cans of pocket minty-freeze

Breath a lize a topoly, controversal studi-ordeos

Cookey to unlocket round your neck forever more

More to loverse than a sonnet daughters cot got covers on it,

Time to rest in wholey mammoth cheesy peace im gassed, BIZNOTIC

It a brainiac attack, specacular disaster

its erratic smack to the max impact i'm after

Parasitic trap time lapse sporactive laughter 

Captiveyes your sass brass tax-a-satisfactors

Adding up escstaticism casting outta plaster

Blast! Mad-vexed-a-dastic static twice Ive asked her

Stirring up masses rasta-psyche daddy Bastuerd

Splash in the past time to recognize alas, sir

Pastuerize crap till its just some stagnant matter

Master all the facts, yes, practice-ket, a task it

Infectualize inside replicattatrophic ur badder

Invite the guess entire test left unassessore

Return to the sender sexy UPS man confessor

The milkman quintessentially an ass-man, a molester

Breasts arrest his sanity pro-teen coconutty mess

Under udders queasy he turn the milky way the means

Lucky me the hostess standing dong i ate it up

Rational logicaloiries bio-metrical diesease

Fees for all prophylactic spastic-raz-ma-tazz-i-kees,

Talk a lotta crap-u-tacularin-gitis blasphemy

Easy computerrific go digitallibon-a-dee

Do little robotick-tock-a doodling with me

Alpha sag a litle betta straight down to the floor

Rag-o-rama disco side to sidedirect-a-whore

Rounded out cast a ways a ways away to three or four

Five percentages ago, the earth was flat and board

Wordson deez brotronics app a rattus be da steez  

Diabetic-insulint in cans of pocket mints please

Breath a lize a topoly, controversal orderies

Cookey to unlocket round your neck forever more

More to loverse than a sonnet daughters cot got covers on it,

Time to rest in wholey mammoth cheesy peace im gassed, BIZNOTIC

safety tiwn

SAVE T! Save t!

I gotta Safe, Fort Knox Its Impenetratable

I keep my diamonds n my most prize possession items where you can't find em, 

So only I Can Sleep at night, without a care in ther whole whole world wide.....

Other Gems Be Less Than Tight

Secure In my Mind's eye and Advice from Old Wives

Westernized Grades school lies plus some practical Mnemonic Devices

 Liar Liar Pants on Fire ! SO the fuck what, you can't handle the Truth. 

Its time for a little Stop, Don't Move. (Solo from the flute)

Drop Drop Drop Drop that body like its hot, once you hit the floor, like a X pill time to Roll.....

Holllar FIRE FIRE if youre tryna get out from going under,

You were saying NO, Check Your Self, Stay on your toes, 

Friendly mens become of Foes, Crossing Over before you know

Check yourself, And Also Both,  Left and Right, when you be strolling

Cross the street, Look Both Ways LEFT RIGHT LEFT like infantry soldiers

Folgers, in Your Cup, Part of this complete lunch,

Never Eat Shereded wheat, which way is right for me

to turn, is itr curb, whats my zip code and District with the jurisdiction

Bike Lanes Vary Based on City Hall or Village Law

ACAB, All Cops are bastuerds, N All Cardinals red as chief wahoos mascot

Never EAtS Suckers Werthers, Dont Get Lured by Wankers 

Stranger, uncles sam Candy says whether the van or handy man,

the markings may be a sham so be vigilant and ignore or turn and ran or turn on the cam read the tags, what kind of kicks do they go on.... is thoey jordans, DAmn

damn

Save t, save t, I gotta safe , die bolt 

What's up its etiquette, debutant balls  Manners magic don't you think please and thank you cursive tragic 

If you don't have time then don't do the crime 

Help me take a bite out of  When you ripe Apple shines REC YCL E recycle CONS Erv E conserve don't POL LUT E pollute the Earth the sky or sea or you will get what you deserve   

I'm just be home at dusk If You visit a friend you knock once and then once again 630 is dinner time you better respect that don't 

Sir and ma'am you took my mother take you off Hat off at church

Bike lane right of way 

Safe and sound

Guarded around

Lock and key

Don't trust Amy one not even me

What's it worth , antique roadshow 

Kept in place , tranquil space, haven sanctuary 

If u got your own slice of heaven  you lucky dice

American dream of owning property puts you in a category now you got some cream real estate watch it fluctuate either u nestle in or is you safe

Safe home plate 

3 bases 

 

word to your mother

Say her name. Say her name and that's it

He promised. 

When nerves bout to burst 

Trying to put u in a horse. 

Blowing up like blimp

Hauling random shit across the kitchen

 Winding up to Pimp smack you make you Limp. . 

As you flinch, duck for cover, pray for Jesus, beg for mercy, before you get to boxing. Before you say something get you troubling 

Remember 

cry for mother. Marie. Marie. That's all he needs to keep from berserk assault battery

boddie baddie

pardon my french but fuck the rest of you simple plebs.

I gotta kinda boddy most u men have only dreamt ,

My momma did good, my god did great,

Kinda prententious , or is it obvious, 

But God didn't just give me, this body he blessed it,

After he made me, he sat and had a cigarette.

If you have yet to be blessed, by my intense finesse,

I'm, the flyest rhymin goddess,

glad to greet you, grab a glimpse,

this gal is god's greatest gift, 

wild and wet like a rainforest, big like texas,

My legs are longer than kanye west's med list,

I got that fire that made hotz boys form from juvenile.

I'm a sirening, come hither, yes bish,ban chick a wow wow.

My sexiness 5 star like michilen,

i seduce more men than holocaust victims,

My intellect condescends geniouses,

baffles doctors and dentists asking me questions ,

and wit sharp it pricks when least expected,

Im more than than just physics,

 My kindaness rivals mr rogers,

my heart aligns with ghandi's, 

My essence arrests your senses,

My carress kick you in the solorplexes,

My kisses and licks affectionate, just the bestest,

My Eyes deep and intense, (trap soulslike succubus),

My legs renders men defenseless,

My breazts the size of everests,

My hips turn like schizophrenica, 

my thighs thick hard cuz I squat,¹a n not rent,

My beauty turns heads like a wrench,

My white teeth cause traffic accidents, 

my smile like an antidepressant ,

My ass is next if you finesse it,

If you have yet to be blessed by my intense finesse,

Im the flyest rhymin goddess,

wild like rainforest , Big like Texas, 

dont you forget, aint a flex just description, 

My throat deeper than Mariana trenches,

My pussy fatter than the latest trends,

The collar on my neck give you a new leash on life,

Bitch give you new perspective,

My arch got men stuttering like torrets,

I'm piping hot get you drenched in sweat,

I'm tall glass thirst quenching refreshment ,

More nutrient dense than a snack, i'm a  continental breakfast,

Skin Suit for you degenerates,

Im in my prime my femine sentience  ,

at apex ,

Divine sublime blend of spicy goddess, and  a brunette,

delicious and scrumptious from my toes to my head,

I give it up like lent, I'm heaven sent ,

Morning after send you to church confess and repent,

Hell bent charm woos serpentz,

I'm innocence Beggs u to molest me,

my energy heavy magnetic intensive, 

My strut screams for youn to undress me. 

. Attention those who are interested,

If your quest has left you in distress.

Seeking a mistress to address your erections.

At the risk of being offensive ,

Now that you mention it. this Skank to rent,

My Discretion exceptional, 

my personality professional, 

its no contestMy talented lass, 

Who Loves To play pretend girlfirend

 be the best investment for you gents

discretionary expenses, 2 Benjamin's

text me and connect lets get this ho some sense. 

thebza.square.site

I thank you in advance

TIMES for THAT

In RE: "TIME" as a designator of type of activity, mood, vibe, speed…. 

Since the day I fell from "first class citizen", to "second class citizen" aka the day my car broke down was a remarkable event which shifted my perspective on life itself, and I began thinking and seeing time and space so very much differently than ever before. With the rise of technology and the capavbilities of virtual living, remote telecommunications, and work, the art of staying still became a delicate dance which I would eventually feel as though I was rocking it the fuck out and dancing to this new rhythym, however different it may have been compared to everyone else around me at any given time. After covid, bereavement, and regualr employment ended and I began escorting - i.e. charging for my time, also grappling the cost of living as a single individual, and abandoning any fucks left Muscle memory....

6am is for millionaires, 7 is for the blue (coillars), White men 8 o clock, 10 for the cool kids, 11 for bums, noon for the sweet ass MF's. 

10am -  12pm ...   DISCUSS "DAY" 

12-3pm ; fuck around, get dressed, setting up, handliung business, phone calls, dirtty dusting type shit. 

3pm- elbow grease, work like computer work - posting xxx vids, responding to fans, uploading file management, social media and editing, postg skipthegames, etc

6-7 - food, we can talk and level mood, chop it up, crack some jokes, throw some bows, learn something from another person be it 

ME TIME

AMANDALICIOUS - Blackalicious - A to G

AMANDALICIOUS

I be Amanda the articulate

arranging all the anarchy

Above average, acting-out abilities authenically

Aboriginal, amplified and agile animal,

Alchemizing ailments post-apocalyptic arsenal,

I be that buzzing bratty bia built of badness blood and bones,

Bringin’ bunnies boppin’ heads Before my bombs blast your abodes,

Borrowing biscuits biting bullies back like bitch bad move,

Blasting brains, basic battle brute, belwildered buffoons,

I keep it crazy casual and cool with killer crowds,

Calling kids for conversation connecting currencies n sounds,

Keep the covers close cause I consider cushions could caress,

Kill the cabin candlelight, so we can kiss cuddle n confess,

Damn Dreamy doctors delivering me drinks,

Day by daze digesting drugs digging deep into methinks,

Dunking doom and drama down the drain,

oh wait - its the devil dancing in the dreams of dis dope dame,

Experiential epigrams end every enemy,

Embracing errors exactly, Emcees eulogize esteem,

Etch endeavors erstwhile entrancing ears n epiphanies,

Excel euphorical envisions eternal excellency,

Families framed in photos, fighting frowns with fashion frills,

Forgive your friends for all their failures or foes in your face for real,

Forever free from falling if your feet are fastened in fact,

But I’m Flowing fluently, flourishing floating front to back,

 Glad To Greet You - Grab A Glimpse this Gal is God's Greatest Gift,

I'm a gabby good, girl,  got grace n game, Glamorous, 

I Go a Gainst the Grain, Got A Goulish Grin,  Goofy Gaze,

Grown Ass Gangster, Got Guts, Game, n  Giggles, Gape,

hip-hop hooray heaven sent, hell bent, hooligan,

hap hazard hella hot humble highness heretic,

Hardcore Heart and Holes, a heck of a hoot n a hollar, 

Happenin' hoodrat heathen, haters have a hike!  

I'm inertia, indoctrinating illistrations intricate,

Im the illest, illogical, intense n illicit ,

Im Insanely irate, intersecting interstate, 

 invitation? Invalid, im invasive. Eye eye aye!

Just Jazzy Juicy Jester, getting Jiggy Jumping Jacks,

A jolly jungle rat, jiving in a jar of jam,

juggling my jewels & jingles  jerks jizzing on my jugs,

Janky juke box, a jugular of junk? you judge !

Im a keeper, im a killer, Kinda Kinky , doncha know,

my kingdom known to cause kiniptiomz, crazy kaleidescope,

I keep it kosher in my kitchen keep it kind enough to kill,

Kiss my Kriester know my kitty more Kelvin than a kiln ,

Lettuce laugh a little, let love linger. last longer,

Learn to listen, lose the lip. Lick Life lessonz by the limbs,

 A learn'ed leader,  limber lass, loopy lucky liquor less, 

 leaping leagues, leaving losers, lapping lames Levi's pantz,

Mega mellowdramatic, mysteriouis madamoiselle, 

Malarcky mixed with Marvelous A magical mammal,

Momentum makes me move, mandy in motion , oh my my,

Master marksmen Murder moist mics  messiah ,

Naughtier than neck after nine years nap, 

nasty as a nosferatu nibbles necromance, 

NanA boo boo, i nudge the nervous, nail the noose,

Nefarious nah im a Nectar nincompoop,

Okay dokay, oopsie daisy, ooey gooey, ooh la la,

  oozing oompa loompas out my osh gosh bgsh,

  OB-One  Kenobi , ob la di o bla da, 

Odysee, odd to be, oblong,  OPP,

Princess pretty, phat, paid poppin' passionate, 

permiscuous player pristine pussy, perfect package,

Professional perverse, protect precious purse,

prediction? I profit, prophet in my pocket , im prosperous, prostitute

Quintessential Queen, Quick to Question Quality , 

Quaintly Quieting Queers Qualms, Quizzing Quarterly,

Quotes Quilled quite a quantity, to quantify Quest,

Quit the Quack Quackery Quome Quorrect,

Righteous Rhymin Rebel, Rapping Rampant yet Recluse,

Reviving rusty relics reminiscing in my room,  

refusing to repeat i recollect yet refute the roost, 

Running Risk ripping off RZA, ruin restitute,

simply stupendous, a souless serenade I slang, 

Saintly soulouette , slice of sorrow n shame,

sending shivers, saceificial strikingly strange, 

salivating saucy sexy savory skank to spank, 

Time tested, thick thighs, talented true that!

team takes turns treat me like a train track,

, tender, touchable, tsk for tit for tat,

tantalizing trials of terrorizing thots and tramps,

undisputed, uncontestable unanimous underling,

unforgettably uncouth, uses unapologetically,

universally understood, unlike usual,

upmost unappreciated unrelease unheard,

IMA vibrant vicious vixen, volatile valentine, 

visceral visionary, voluptuous variety,

vintage as voltaire, vivatious versatile,

Venting Vicious Verses, Vexing Victims, Vain &Vile,  

Whimsical weekend warriar withiout a worry to wallow,   

a wu tang wannabe wailing winter wars out my window,

whispering whoop de whoop wishing a wimpy wuss would,

when a wanker wants to wink or walk with a whore or wack on wood, 

XTC. extremely exeistential xamining,

Xerox DMX x-ray xibit B,

xylophone experience exemplary, 

 xecute x bf  xcavAte expertly,

Your youth of yester years was yelling Yabadabadoo,

Your yogi yapps of Ying yangs yet he yankee doodle do, 

yall yellow. Yuns yodle  yippie ay oh Kay ay yoo,

Yearly yo yo yucky yogurt yessir yup yes yes ,

IM a zesty zooming zealot, zoological, my zone,

Zany zombie zapped from zero to bazillion-four,

Zero, zip, zilch - zippidedoda zig zag zig ,

ZIS ZONG ZURELY zuper za?? 

 analog arsonist, aimin at your arteries

All-seeing abstract, analyze everythingAdding on, absolutely abolishingAverage amateur's arsenal just astonishing
--Next, we'll learn words that begin with letter "B"
I be the big, bad body rockin Bombay to boulevard bully BACK'Better bring a bomb to the battlefieldBloody black beats bringing bottoms that boomBasically build barriers bewilder buffoons
--Listen now to words that begin with letter "C"
Crazy character, constantly creating concontionsCatalyst, a cannabalistic rhymes conquerorCorrectly connecting, craniums crumble downConsistent capacity
--Next we'll hear words that start with letter "D"
Done did that done did this diddle donDomination don't dignify dictionDoin' it deep down dialect daringDoomsday dut devastate during the duration
--Listen to our song for vowel "E"
Extraterrestrial electrical, effortlessEons of energy, everyone affectedEfficiently epitomize excellentExtravagant elevate where the essence is
--"F" is the letter with which these words begin
Blackalicious got funk for the future filling up fiends finallyFabulous, furious, fatness, follow me NIGGERS fall frequently, factVerbal felon fired up federally foundation fadin' all of this wack shit

Cle Shore Kids

24/7 we  chillin, 365 we illin',

216 be the cli-i-ique, 93- R D, [E E[

 I'm a shore kid, I'm a whore, bitch

Cut you up like foreskin, dig out your porcelain

law enforecemenmt

cause I'm hard like a tortoise , pretty like an orchid

i make you itch when I roar, got my stripes from little tykes 

i pour out some rock star for my folks, I go hard for my lakeshore boys

Keep the peace, but I wanna make noice

We come from the land, you don't understand

We don't have romance , but we got a cav--- a lier

How ! Halt, who goes there,

Not your mama but I wanna,

We be claimin' lebron

Guardian Dog  

Baddd

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 roll my dead pops over, with every nig that i bone

I chip away the gold from my family stone

I go right when left was the way I was told

I be so bad, bad bad, been like this since i was born

I aint the girl you wanna show mama, bring home 

I am so rude, my my, I really should watch my tone, 

ya'll don't wanna know just how thick is my bone

 My scorn is so mean and so dark and my wit is sharper than horn 

Thing I'm Hype, 

I am the worst, I'm dancing with the lucifer till dawn

I bite my thumb at those wh0 cross me

I shake my bum at those who lust me

I take my time although it costly

I floss without even trying, I'm bossy

I get banned cause rules don't apply to me

I get spanked every time I do chores or dont 

I bend tyhe envelope

I set off alarms and arouse the k9 cause I'm dope 

Wifey me

 Im your love im your cunt im your whore n skank hole slut  , im your baby im the one , im the white trash cumstet - your fun ,

Im your bitch im your miss, im your tight , wet, kiss , my lips down to gripp,  around yourdick, throat to stick in, tongue to lick, im your freak, yours to keep-  your my king, I the pink wink wink 
 B
Your my daddy, im your baddie, im the addy-tude, bratty, ratchet lil sassy, tramp,
My ass on comand, my arched back , no cap,
Got you stacked , before u ask, Yes my tig ol biddies fat,
Im your hot and ready , steady , im your heavy handed heaven sent,  endless heart and soul, bound to pour, forevermore, overflowing to the floor, im yours , you adore, im the wedded bedded whore, your better half, your lawful women your bed warmer,  lifelong Shore thang, war is now adjourned, im your sex pot sweet honey money,  your gold, im a load off your shoulder, im your loyal right hand holdin' hot girl to blow your horn, no more lonely, in this ocean, we got one boat , we got an oar, Glory be to most high lord, We Got Peace, we got each other , the calm in all your storms  


u u gives me the business gives me the best most top knotch lickins its mist extreme head ive ever got he eat and lick me till i drop n cant breath its so extreme its more than a shock im convulsing for 
Im talking millio.  minutes hes so focused hes on a mission wont quit til im screaming he wants me out of breath and half dead and out of demons i let him feast on my ass and be my creeep and perv on me like aint no dignity but its deeper than that  
Its bliss its peace its together we beleif its tomorrows never promised so today we do appreciate, fate came through however late, cause we 2 souls we stuck at forks in the road, choosing roads that leading us deep into a dark hollow hole we were seeking, something reaching for a hand that we could hold, for a reason to keep on going, for somebody to hold iur frozeb lonely bones
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Reparational Damage

OPEN CASKET FOR YOU BASTIRDS, 

IMA leave you be. 

With a smile on my face

Cause then Ill finally be free

To every Hamlin, I beseech

Drown your sorrows down with bleach

My endless eulogy just a preface to your leacehs

When you listen to my screams know that you were the reason

Somalia soumalia you took me from my father

Chained me up for ever long 

In the pits of hell and squalor

From gibralter hear my hollar

On my honor, my body armor

I'm a fallen maverick, now a shunned martry

Now I'm calling out the monster

Its YOU, papa, the real reason for my falter

Holy shit, holy God, at your doorstep knocking

Hard , don't mean to bother .... think I need a 

NOW MY BLOOD STREAM, may it drip from every ceiling

May it flow between the pools of summer dreasm and all your white

supremacy beleifes 

Erode the foundations of your building pillage your villages

Found Respite in the oppositions but I'll always feel so listless and PISSED  

  My Black matches my heart on my creped skin, infected sin, 

Sleeve 

Deadly feud steeped in a post traumatic fantasy, 

my final destination is to make my family die in shame from me, 

Papa can you hear me? In case you aint heard

Im a killer Im made, I'm Known about my bone, how thick is my scorn, I'm a keep my promise till the whole lot of you is gone !!

I turn my grandpa over, every nig that I bone

I chip away the gold gilted around my family stone

I be scorned , I be damned, I Be the Icon Of damage

bza

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I am an artist and a rapper, not an actor or a fake. I make hard everything I come across, be it cocks or crafts or tech crap cause I waz born in first place so smart its been a skate , so i can play the game i refrain from new thangs so i can learn from your mistakes so I show up and I'm always late I'm a brazen bratty beautiful bodacious combination of English wit, Irish Trite, italian charm and swerve, American bigot, midwest big tit, Nice guya

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I been a head since 2004, and been hard for the dopest classics and boombap and underground bay area and illest like mf jedi wu dope as del bon thugs, etc but ive been rhyming myself since my sister's suicide in 09, wanted to do her a song, my dual degree in french in comm in 2011, started to come out, mixed 8 tracks youtube and soundcloud, started my jewelry brand, the Royal Glass Bead Treasure Chest, to sell in boutiques, spent some time in with somalian gang, a lot of and art, in and out of the psych ward, bigggirl 9 toi 5 blegh, 10 years of trying on antidepressants and building and praying for the world, mom died in feb 2024 si I decided to say fuck the world Im leaving this bitch but first let me finally DROP MY SHIT.

This is my true social media DEBUT, ive purposefully stayed exclusive reserved for a few. I've been f2f for a DECADE never graced a stage. Ive been UNDERGROUND literally for 6 outta the 10 years hiding out without a peep online, 1 annual selfie policy, polishing my craft and recitation practicing my lines and rhymes, I do not watch TV or movies and aint heard of nothing new so I DO NOT KNOW what IS COOL NOW all I am relying on you guys to let me know what Im doing and if its dope or not. What do you see…..

Hello, I am the artist and creator of the Dynamic Prismatic Retrotech Abstract Tactile Enhanced Decoupage Collage Style and Application , I'm a pragmatic, abstract, eco-conscious, designer with a passion for psychedelic aesthetic palettes, dedicated to artist equity and The Guild of Enhanced Collage is my brainchild. I also write rhymes and perform burlesque style rap shows and videos which showcase my collage art as well as my outfits wearing my homemade earrings, necklaces, and paper beads accessories from my jewelry brand, The Royal Glass Bead Treasure Chest. My stage name is Princess Biznotch. These are my passions, I do have a day job which is always the heaviest to bear.

Magazine paper, Mod Podge, Epoxy resin, stone and glass beads, Things that are On hand, In Tact, Freely found, handed down, or forgotten, Refuse from others discarded items still in commission in last leg condition

My Essence Is: My collage art I am all that anti-disestablishmentarianism anarchy pen and paper praising anti-industrial revolution new left rager speed queen against the machine refuse the future kind of out-of-touch dirtbag old school opt-out retro-tech accapella Deltron 3030 ANALOG rudimentary tools simple machine Time Traveling Old School Classic type of person. The days of old, the lore of before, I wish to be the best as I rest under obsidian rock blessed" Im an elitist, a classic critic, a snob

MY PASSION PROJECTS TO COMPRISE CONTENT

1. "Mod Podge Collagin' Arts" Guild of Enhanced Collage Maitre D and Certified Practitioner of The Prismatic Dynamic Retrotech Abstract Tactile Decoupage Collage! My signature style is mesmerizing like it were magic eye ! Keep Hand Made Pieces In Tact w/ Supplies On Hand, Accept Refuse.

https://www.facebook.com/mandysmodgepodge

Look out for collage arts in my videos as backdrops and props, album artwork, etc - most pieces available for purchase

2. "The Royal Glass Bead Treasure Chest" is my life long handmade jewelry brand and passion for beads, beading and making paper beads. I've been in a few boutiques over the years and had 1 craft show, haven't posted any online for sale but any pieces featured in my content may be purchased or custom ordered.

https://www.facebook.com/RGBTC

I made all the jewelry you'll see in my videos including the arm bands, earrings, necklaces, etc. as part of the BZA ensemble

3. "Princess Biznotch" From the 8th Dimension, I rap, I rhyme, I write, I make, I art, i mess, I math, I perform, I feel, I share, I learn, I impress Quannum Observation forth-sent by i, SM's, etx. Brain juice in the form of word-like structures. Call it Rap or Spoken Word… I Got Flows and I been performing and practicing all along. I have about 65 "tracks" over 4 unreleased albums but they are not digitally mastered. For now, see my sound cloud, and read my blog.

https://princessbiznotch.blogspot.com/

https://soundcloud.com/princess-biznotch

http://www.onlyfans.com/princessbiznotch

5. "The Princess Biznotch Experience" - A sexy and intimate Burlesque-style in production for select audiences 3-5 , 1.5 hours with multiple wardrobe changes and mood lighting and a dramatic setlist . I'm still working on making my outfits and choreography. There are a few booked with dates TBD. This is basically how I have been rhyming all this time, taking over chillouts, cookouts, bar patios, parties, I always seem to take over and run the show lol.

*Watch the ensemble come together in rehearsal videos on fb etc

6. "Thus Spake We Creative" is the creative production branch for digital content for social media and posthumous release.

https://www.youtube.com/@princessbiznotch

**If you send me a beat to try out then tell me which track inspired it or if there is a rhyme topic you'd like to challenge me to then please include a deadline - EN GARDE.

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Gee Time Thouroufmgh bred

I got my OG Unlike anyone I ever seen

 He  Works hard got bread and eats a** just like they said

 He's got scars from stabs and shots from police man He did a lot of time in federal prison He cooler than a cucumber hornie Then my last dude he loves me so sunny s*****You don't get jealousHe thinks it's cute

  He like everything I do he really digs my style it's true I can make him laugh because should I say is off hand left field absurd he thinks but he gets my s*** he come back with some dad type guys one liners

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better than a gambler, 

bedd her then forget her,

 wedder than remember, 

Niagara Falls, Seattle .

Badder than the luck under a ladder,

 after crackled glass, passed a black cat ,

WORSER than the last, loser than an anorexic pants,

Badder than a babe Ruth,

 than goody two shoes,

two faced snitch or Snickers,

 Tooth ache, breaking News. 

Deeper than a Mariana trench, 

than a Y question by existentialy

 curious kid filled with dread

 about death and what happens next 

n listening to the jam band 

with his friends at a fest on acid.

Sadder than a horse's back seat Rider

Wasnt lighter, and he ain't a clyde

ass wider than a doublewide black eyed battered wife,

whiter than the top upon her trucker hubbie

plus his knuckles holding tight the neck

of bud light bottle, or condoleeza rice, 

Wider than a double load freight pile, falling over the sides,

Been no Redder flags or signs, 

Nothing shadier than restraining orders signed under gray sky, 

but no shadow of doubt, 

that she splattered the stallion his spine, 

last fourth of July , 

 She was hoisted up by helicopter, and dropped down upon a saddle that took 10 cowhides,

what happened that night,

  can never be surmised, when asked do he cheat, beat you, or hit you sometimes, the bitch says nay, like where did the body go? Cause no trace left behind.... 

Drunker than a pack of frat boys at the end of the night, 

More So ber, than February 1st, than a Samuel can, than the news of mammas cancer, than the son of a bitch

thirstier than a islamic marathon runner on ramadan, 

like a camel in the saharA

, humps filled with straw, 

like hunchbCk of notre dame but curved towards the sun, 

a casanova .

Trashyer than a camel smoking ragged racoon 

whos dumpster got rusty, 

so they got one thats new,

 he's too old for pets mart, 

only eats fast food after been chewed, he's cute but with 1 Tooth and flunked out of school, attempts to get into the zoo but they refused, now his stinks too,so  he's a  stunt double for pepe le pew.  

Colder than the shoulders of a nudist contortionist in the North pole doing yoga poses upon a lake that's been frozen over In a frigid storm,  

I'm super, I'm extreme, im the extra most bestest thing, anything you can be, I can be more, it don't mean Better, but whose keeping score.

Longer than the dawg house yard or repunzel locks or oddesy or missing person,

Shorter than a millipede stride , than a decapitated geriatric midget limbo champ ,

Yeastless sour  bread, 99 cents.

Greater than the sharpest parmesan grinder , teacher scantron, than the oldest living relative whoz my pops moms pops fathefz ma ma.

Fought harder than a spartan, to keep out of deeper water

Shallower than a valley girl, who looks good but sounds retarded.

Pettyer than a brunch going passive aggressive flawless supermodel whose endless mimosa coupon is the most used card in her wallet, she goes every day, catcalling the orchard farmer, as he hauls more crates of oranges than the orchard can fall, looking more like the hulk. Working overtime to keep up, cause while she enjoys to watch his juicy bulking up, her ex-husband is his lover, so while he sleeps alone, she downs anothers.

Dumber than a bag of hammers that nailed the door to the floor and threw a wrench in the ace in the hole and washed the 2 by the 4 and stripped the screw from driver school.

More Wishy washy than the date and time of black mans Almanack biannual jamboree jam pot luck held at high noon harvest moon. 

MORE FAXS than britannica, 

or less tax than city lamps posts 

or uncles sam,

 more lax than ohare or saggy pantx or allanesse morissette  utenzild for salad plus full houses uncle jess .

Tighter Might, than tales with holey gaps  lost time or alibis,

MORE fibbing than gym sessions 

gabbing chatts sisters

 VIRGINZ WHO LIE, 

Confessing. the under arm flabb

 the bat wing swings like kids recess set,,

Flimsier than a waifer, then a wet Polaroid flag on the back of Chevy 

 hillbilly  twang blonde 

Appalachian twins.

Crummyier than a cracker at a crappy pakistani by the hour inn, Blended with lead paint chips n with  left in the sun to crumble.

Softer than the morning dew,

than a door mat acting man with no bone in his back, than a debut venue without a newspaper preview. 

Thinner than ya skin after an hour long bath nap. A lispy heretic, a dishonest barkeep, Or the patience of a Toddler kid learning to ride a bike or tie a bunny ear loop de hop knot.

Harder than a diamond , than the blood pumping organ inside lf me artery, 

Louder than a spaceship crash against a giant turbine. THAN A daughter who's father lost his grip and now let's her stay out as late as she wish.

Stronger than a sailors knot, a pop eye punch after a spinach gulp.

Farther than the 

sew so goods

 I was gluin a few , together, 
a few in the queue or several for later, whenever
Infusing these two , by thread.
 So making them one.  Now extended 
I was fixing this thing, making it like new again,
  revamped redid redo for the debut, new ring whondis 
like undoing what time , did to 
 winding it back , to when it first became mine,
 condition was Prime , Now weathered and worn, discarded refused, forgotten forlorn, yesterday's news
Mending this rip , a tare, from a minor
 accident , it shall be spared , 
The tools in this kit should be efficient, 
I think if I give it a whirl i could get it,
 sonewhere, moving in the way of Improvment r
Cause I got skills, hands and the half a mind 
 to try to improve what others have left behind,
 now its our space place time grime to 
cover the crumbled , 
disguise the less than nice sights, 
to emphaize what looks nice and bright
 instead of how many times ,
 you tried to look on by
 I delay replacing shit cause I really give a care
, I save items not time , the earth under my eye, 
1 man garbage , means it's worth a try
could  shine one last round, a blemish don't mean it's finishes, or bound  to be buried underground till time crush it down, 
The brotherhood of better bonds , we stick with it cause we proud, cause we can , and are allowed, accept refuse from others who thick things just made to break and go in and out aroun and around
rebuilding , uncrumbling, redo due to neglect, the inventor said what it is
 to the engineers who did thier best, 
thd hands that machines knumb crom motors over spun,
 they rumble without much heart to endow,
 the products they spit out, 
more than we can count, astounding , 
how little they vary 
 I'm crafty . I'm creative . Im making crap into cuter brighter better
 I'm artist I'm just a set of hands for expressing my trends, how beautiful it is when you look into resin it's a blessing 
Jazzifier gem applier, shine and style amplifier
 glitter splatter dazzle adder
rad attachin' bling and glamour
Screw upon it glue it to it    
blast ceramic plaster it back 
mosaic clay patterned arrangements
display mache formation fringe dangles
plastic pieces glassy beads adhesives
weaving wire creation admire 
Crappy quick crafts reminiscing of camp activities
scrap books stackin look 
nostaligia framed fancily 
sparkled paper sticker placer
knit stringin flossy stapler
Aint got no dimes , aint no time
Still i craft and still i try
Im an artist deep at heart
So ima keep on after dark 
Retro-Tech, Abstract-Tact 
Best way to describe my brand
My flavor major savory deeply seated in methodology
Techniques in fashion ladden in trends
Blends of color patterned pragmatic manner 
Formulaic so basic 
 in for material 
 taste in distinguished
Classic masters priceless
Style So Rad, 
My shine and boldness seep from my bones
Its old are time its bright divine
11/26/2020
waiting on the glue to stick
cause I upcycle my old shit
Instead of getting rid of it
If I'll ruin it, like its notta thang
I Improve and use a miniscule amount
Of brain

REspun Collage Enhanced by bling
Respun Collage Revival Bejeweled
Homespun bedazzled collage 
Royal Glass Bead Treasure Chest
The royal shine paper bling products
The Regal Collage
The Luxe Touched Vibrant Collage
Homestyle Revival
Majestic 
Alchemist Revival Vibrance 
Opulence Alchemist 
Vibrance Revival Crafts 
Refined Optical Collage
Paper Collage Craft Revival Alchemist 
Opulent Enchantment by Vibrant Collage Accents
Hypnotic Collage of Opulent Home Accents Crafts
Revival by Vibrant Collage  
 Enhanced Opics 
 Glossy Magazine Paper Stickers Coat Entire Item To Conceal Camouflage and Disguise Material 
Crap Coated in Trash

I was finding to fix this 

RGBTC

RGBTC

Royal Glass Bead Treasure Chest

here i be, mobile jewelry boutique

Handmade glass beaded accessories of most supreme, 

I blend, I mismatch, asymmetric color blast exact

i get crafty like rainbow splashes out ya ass head

my menagerie im managing got so much to examine

My necklace sets test confidence cause my style so underrepresented

i tease the world with cleavage  with  colored beaded weaving

You can get in trend and hang the spectrum from your neck

get 8 rainbow shades each to frame your face

misbehaving engravements display just how courageous

Your piercing proves you can carry more than just the news,

I hang metal rings chains from every spot that i choose

Like a safe, kept close and safely locked I carry props, 

Kids get green quick watch my charms and diamond in the rough

contaminating flashes of gem shines display more than status

quartz zapping inventively stacked beads attractive fashionable 

But diffusion to the masses of these royal glass fashions unto humans international

I got stuck in a box decorated extra glossy

Royal inventory stock of products on the way....

Rifle Excitement

RIFLE EXCITEMENT

The day I found the gun I held it in my hand

gripped so tight till my fingers lost their tan  

held it kept it close carried it upon my shoulders,

 nestled in between my breasts,

 I was a fan like a teen with a beiber poster

never wanna let it go even when I showed the bros

Next to me when i ate, buckled up on the interstate
when at night I lay to sleep still my heat be within reach
heavy weigh the anticipated instantaneous spray as a
 Hurst after bullets taken your breath awat

we be shooting the shit but got my guard my metal arm and fist, 

plus its barrel so clean like tweet tweet marathoner take the streets, 

triggers say skeet skeet lead shower do excrete  ,

my side kick prosthetic limb my piece protects and also freaks out sensitive kids, 

IM A CCW, hold my ground Loud and proud sunn of a gun, I carry, I pack, I'm a rep the 2nd amendment

, I got 9s and 22s, AR 15 through the wazzu, castle fulla magazines, trespass me imma queen with a line, cause this bang gonna rang from here to ducks lake,  without a decoy I'm still a cock it back and watch em turn, n say bye, I threaten cause my weapons 

 Iso my arms forever free and at peace ... and at piece, yeah it was the piece

My rifle super righteous mightier than Titans Triton longer than a city pipe this piece so heavy it's exciting

My sniper extra nice, my psycho crizes 

eye the prize, I advise you keep your eyes diverted from this sight, my archery team on all 3s form a siege , and like bukkakke peirce the enemy with swiftly and discreet , 

When i lay to sleep I keep my heat within reach, heavy weigh the anticipated instantaneous spray, take your breath away, 

We be shooting the shit but I got my metal arm and fist, my prosthetic limb, my side kick my most favorite thing,  shotgun up in my front seat, Roll the glock over, in bed with me to sleep, anytime I leave home I be packing like it's Xmas eve, 

I got 9s 22s and ar 15 out the wazzu ,

Castle fulla magazines , trespass me and I'm a queen, cause this Dfense 0

blood jump fall

One time I fell down and tried to get app

 reached for a hand whose fingers were sharp and cut me like blood 

looked back and saw my skin upon the floor

 my red kneecaps swell  Damn now, I'm too short 

black masking tape. never better than maybe at the gate 

when I see red that's when shit's gonna leak

 skin deep read the fine print peeps 

don't let your hair down guard up and dog down. 

Don't forget about the mouse funding clowns around the fountain. 

if your left hand signing but yourt right cant spell

I'm Putin you on like a latina brow

Let's not fuck and say we did it out of love

My guns aint gone where my trust fund belongs

My arms are up ciucher avec moi? Menagerie tois or nah?

Im A Shore Kid, Im a whore, bitch

I'll cut you off like foreskin, 

Dig out your porcelain,

cause I'm hard like a tortoise but Im pretty like a orchid

I'm more than you can afford

I make you itch when I roar

I got my stripd from little tykes

I pour out some rockstar for my folks

I go hard for my lake shore boys 

 What you aint never dine. Heard the tall

 diner refill my cup. Then they follow-up 

like I owe them something, but I paid up front 

No more , I say , keep the streets full of holes

skin a cat five times before I go it on my own

catch a looney toon, track the slime from a toad , 

he claimed he came from 2 towns over what he thinking brand new. 

Yes, so rude. The only kind of attitude, no disrespect, just kinda it's cool. 

These bare hands beholden truth.

 It's just English for you, fucking immigrants

 with a blanket.  Coded rancid gifts, 

when you made 1 word can tell 

behind iron bars, keep the peace to yourself,

 by the way.  I wrote the cliff view notes 

Booster shot on swim day,

 swim team out sick by sunday

Im a bloody old bag built of badness blood and bones

just enough guts to solicit the g code, when you white .You right 

whether or not?You like you can try to spin it if u clockwise

You don't know Bush, I'll hang you up like oak wood. 

Thus, Spake out my mouth, 

basic business delishness. Rule the world 

like fruit roll up your lids and read tarred, please.

The 3 branch land got More than tsktsk under hand 

,we know A thru the z, written less, alphabet

 my friend Boule vard got a Lane to an extent

 your dinner ain't what I'm Pointer fingering trying get,

my Dip Pol ma, 2 ducks amd a hen. 

like a thousand times your Thots No Thanks, 

Can't Read, Caint spam thislang then u can't hang 

Take a nether truth catch another guess n check , 

when the greenbacks dead men look like me

  I'm the shortstop n the ref, and the bench and the president

oin coin coin gwan wichu bloody carribiean

 pretentiousness accident checks, 

No i land more like pimple made of sand,

 Just a lil tap n slackers Hang ten

taxing, brass tax , n collateral amethyst

 n diamonds pretty pretty princess heavy set, 

when Guggenheim got dimes behind the glass,

 u know its Time to to Mine Your chinaman masster

Silver tongue and quick slips under breath, eck

business men with mandarin left the triple Chen 

n sold his opium for alphabet, 

Now we Land Of The Free but i aintm into Cheap, 

gifted don't mean granted Hill piston, im ranting

if  don't got skin in this or limping you just got scammed

 and now you holding hay instead of grass No Cash, 

Fire on the shake cause the bow to much like courtsey, 

 look at chu , punk 5 fingers round another

 hand and Eyes lock , like cone on,

dude is u about to fuck, 

My list be adding up my longer than the oddesy or CVS recipes 

machine gun  kelly  time to kill till its fetty

 that's just ma Mandy, she do Books 

like a hot 4 eyed nerd  notathing unDer her skirt

, she write me up like she write me up 

like Speak it Son Spit it Out , 

Articulate It Now Or Else Get Stunned down, 

No More Mumble Jungle , southern draws n gargle stumble 

Cleveland accent , phonetically correct , 

Our vernacular aint theatrical, 

just best colloquiallis 

Oxford work ought not be blurred 

this verse ain't never really gonabe heard 

ok understood

Fuckin Chryst Ford   

French Idiomz

Keep The Past

 keep the past from bleeding through
if you keep a chip upon your shoulder like chernobyl 
sure beholden poker face cant hide your days
forgotten but not lost all your lessons 
you aint taught what the truth could ever be
dont let no one know your teachers weaknesses
how many classes you skipped past 
whatever hand was in this pocket what the means
to an end what regret smells like is it revenge
power plant across the atlantic, spreads like 
lioness weaker every decade halflife
diffusion like no place on earth can refuse it
like a tiny thought your ace in your back pocket 
strong as the Truth, the chip weighs heavy yet recluse
long live the Poison keeps us Diluting Truths In A 
Whirlpool, Mutant Dogs Neon Urine, Power Plant Leaks
From The 80s in the H2O just another thing we cant face
Hold A chip upon your shoulder, like chernobyl
gives you something like a poison, `    
Peace isnt something you find, its something that you keep    

Heavy weights the HATE
in our name we lay the traiters
we be on the rise
no one can deny , our time to raise the flag and CRy
Our ruler told us all
when we see it, we'll be quick to draw
good riddens to the snakes
any viper in my range, on my list for termination

Dr biz up in the mix, I say fill your brain with candy coated foolish hooligan-mani-ical tales and parables, laughables,
keep its colorful and wack, just beyond the crazy cat lady, when really you just cramped, so you make a blaNKET OVER facts so your  
Be lying in a splat,, every day is a game, 

NOONE ever gave a fuck about you, never is they gon'
I do me, YOU DO YOU, they be doin they own
aint a thing you can do, look at you kid now you on to some 
what they do what they do, none your prob, aint your biz
good news can wait, bad news never goes away
you the 1 man team, they just sleepin on, whats good cuz , they wont know
you can try try, grab life by the horns,m from the hilltops, speak your peace,
blow the horn, wake em up, they be on somethin else, can't be bothered past they own troubles, 1-10 seconds flat, glitch in the matrix, looky loes, something new, beef done got chewed, brightest star still shining, they dont see it like they used to, 
they know its about to blow, somnething big be just around the corner,
Nobody ever gave a fuck about you, never is they gone
what you do, they dont know, 

 

UnCouth Youth

  The kids in my click, down with the sickness and the s***

we be Licking scrapes, cutting bitches into shape, after hours
under mines we the coal ass hearted wretched kind of freaks
fck the sun we only tired wen we done , fine me, hide n seek, fine time and no mo soles unnas sneakers, 
Worner brotha watch out, laid up wait up nah turd ,
 it'syour turn lookout good ass cookout b b cue bet bet she cute 
grill front Two, mac daddy truck back through

pop me a 9, cadi kids get it right this time, bogie ogie once again

flip a bird heads of tails , tip off , rip off the richeter scale, 
cheap ass coin -op, impress me do wap lap top trollop along naow son
I got degrees from universities, plus de grease from the streets
I got dirt from eaves dropping , knowledge from books I read
I get the word from the book, gossip from the folk, 
the truth from my proofs, lessons from my oops
{quiet time for the wise guys , tall tales from old wives}
When my band of irrational maggots be in a jam
they be asking where I'm at , like I really give a damn
I fasten tact upon they ass , cause they askin for they caskets 
Family getting distant, we trash n problemattic 
Nobody asking much of us, just dont pay any visit 
no body kept up , wit what company kept us
misery woe is me aint no mistery dont suceed
psychosis crime and horror deplorables r US
same scum different bag thats the anthem we be chanting
7 sins 7 days 0 trace of pride /not a hint of tryin
/ residual grime , gaining quite a rep clowd of flies , clout for what now being slimey just a trifling sight
Its citizens ratchet, fuck whoever aint clapping, raise a glass for we 
get by using what the landfill denied, we full for the night
ill check the back but we both know aint shit left for We just extra baggage
We passed up class, Crass crock of shit talking ass 
badass, just bad, we never follow through, fools 
rules cause we criss cross zig zag skip the short cut, call off we stay home 
we aint going nowhere anytime soon, pew pew, whachu know about the bum
bum crew Youth

xsneaks
x

Factory Robb Reprise

 I study each move like I'm a master of kung fu

Well you're a crew be sickly MINES quick with wit , n rude

Like judes

I make a sad day and make it longer

I sparr with demons , leaches, plus i even shoot with poor righteous teachers

Phonies scheming tricky make me hope they find some green though

Aint a brother cane through who wasnt waiting on a temu 

Getting mad props from robbing corner marts like hard knocks

From the winter to the fall, (window to the wall) we be throwing out the fux , yall 

What chu know about that ghost? 

Cheesed up blockablocka bitches brain be toastGreedy ill or needy i know she aint the same, bWatch close , your frooty loops get owned by bza throat
Its seens TV scenes get us jonesin for the whole 9Selling what chu got wont even keep the lights onhalf a glass of wine twice the ladies lookin fineNow your snap look like X elon musk did u grime(y)Assessory to murder, killin time , these affadavits,Testify aginst the bza surely leave you namelessPurp a purpa proper ty of county now bishFrom 99 to infinity , east to west, u know how i rhyme, kid
Chorus
4 wheel drive , wheels up, we on our grind now

 tyrant on a tyrade (my my )Timbuktu bangkok to thailand

Tired and shamless read between the lines of games i

tsGod save the queen , save the booster seat for PYT

 disssCushin bowls of chronic , my nico teeny tiny tim be on it

Run it, rub in, rib it, slimyAl trifling dicey pigsIf i had 1 wish id piss it on 

roi

roi Got Pride Like A Lion

My Main, Power up like Lithium Ion

I bat my eyes as he scolds my misshaps 

and Advices My Next Times, Nice Try 

I'm his His Nighttime Smokeshow I be lyin'

If I said I wasn't Pinnin' on his Fine

Ass, Attitude Brash Like a Whip His

Last Nerve Always Hittin' Red

When Our Insta Vids Got More Talk Backs

Than Tits and Ass, Like My Daddy Always 

Wants Whats Best For Ima Ratchet Skank

Who Needs More than Just Thanks

So I'm Keep Calling Cause His Wanker

I got a hankering for, Lets be frank

He claims I ain't worth a bank

But when day come that I get to face

Davion, Ima rank higher than himalayan

cause he gonna taste Flank stank before my pank y panky 

Davion my medallion my real life homie G  

He mack daddy hes money he there for me  

Save me from the street

It seemed like he was pimping when really he was limping and I became more than a leg and off of me he was Dripping so like a foster kid cost me more than grief

Nasty Sick Patient

for all intents and purposes -

The imbecile is me 

i got me sickle cell from my

 expletstive delete

My libido gave me shingles

 like where do i begin

So smooth his kiss slipped me into immunodeficient 

 he makes me miserable , 

he keeps me super sick

 begging for his pill 

cause its addictive to be his

its a freakshow bass ackwards sado masochism let down big lies promises so far sorry expired but sorry never his fault, hes been clear - he aint g

Nice little cunumdrum knumbskull creep in till morning come left without a krumb scratching side ur head got ur chin upon a rest , tracing your steps , how dynamics seem yo hoodwink ya in a head spin whirl wind wothout a hint seems so right like im losng every time no reason getting jiggy should leave you inna bind 

Gimme a house call , House call , im a wreck since my feet got swept ,, hes a womans man a lover he the best regret i wish i never met

Nasty rash crass drastic, fever from my lover Leaving

I am the patient , love sick . Dis easy

 

MONEY

 

Change blues guap green  caish funds benjamins pesos Naire Monyon Dinero, Mula, change, skrilla, Currency, Bills, Cheddar, Cheese, Lettuce, greenbacks, buck, bag, coin, bread, 

funds

loot

bones

checks

Chicken 

Quan

Grip

Skin

Booty

Foliage

Ducks

Kolby

Swiss

Gouda

Laferio

D'argent

Bag

Lick

Stipend 

Tip

Dead presidents

Spiff

Get that dough / Grab that Cash / Stack dem bands / Sign these Check

 Need more buck / a bigger bag /A higher pile of Benjamins

Toss me cheddar bread and cheese // Yo quireo pesos Plrase
Send the funds // Cop that Loot // Mulu Mulu Ginmma Blues

Need more commas / Fatter pocket / throw me some bones brosef Lettuce

Guard the guap // Chicken aint enough // Bills Bills Buck Short Tough

Currency SkrillA Monyon Naire and Dinero Yes

Bounty, Dowries, Surplus, Dolla Bills Coin Piling higher than everest14th

GREEN garden

 SO what? I'm alone? I got water melon

i got the piles of peaches, miles of vines , sprouts of endless legume varieties

 and all kinds of pine n conifers too

 god damn my foliage n edibile heirloom clones, 

next to my midwest humble abode

like a shrine my earth and dirt got raw as fuck 

bounty grand grove of food for me and my belly n body, yup

 yea who need a grocery store  lettuce n sprouts galore

diamonds high and shires wide so green and lush 

and they keep on dropping n doubling

 replicating every season no matter what, 

the wild n  big n roughage its kinda hard to want for more stuff 

when your harvest take up more jars that you can keep up 

with, they only doing what the weather n bugs n Sun instruct

 permaculture 

photosynthesis means my plot dont need too much assistance,

 my hose be calling, knockin at my doo'r every mornin' like a tbone filet mignon raw n thawed out , parched 

 clock tickin the window before it spoil, like its work yea but its not 

I can dig it dig it dig it dig it dig it

I dug i dug i dug i dug....

Just under the sun sun sun sun sun sun

mother earth mother fucker, god damn 

go round round round round stay GREENE

PREESCHOOL DAYZ

Paul wall  corner 

 BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN I WAS A PRESCHOOLER,
BEFORE I KNEW SUMTHIN AND BEFORE I HAD A RULER
ALL I HAD WAS NAP TIME, PLAY HOUSE LITTLE TYKES
YELLOW BUS WOULDC PICK ME UP peanut BUTTER JELLY CRUST
LUNCH BOX sack MOM PACK ME i paper bag
APPLE SAUCE LITTLE CUPS WERE STICKY ROTTON TOTS 

HAIR UNBRUSHED I WAS A UNPOLISHED, N ROUGHgm

LITTLE PEBBLE STUCK INSIDE A SHOE, SOUNDS LIKE A RATTLE BABY BOP

HANDFUL YES A SASSY ASA SMARTY PANTS  

HANDSTANDS BACKBENDS I WAS AN ACROBATIC JUNGLE RAT

CAUSE NOBODY SAID NUTTON CAUSE MY HAND WAS UP AND DOWN LIKE BOBBIN TO PERCUSSION OR WORKING OUT BARBELLS

 I COULD SNAP MY PANTS YA, BUT ONLY COUNT THE BUTTONS ON MY DESK YET, FROM 1 TO 10 I WAS tryina make a friend or beleie n play pretnd 

 COUNTING on me to challenge the lessson

QUESTIONING THE TEACH like peeve or A OVER ACHIEVER

 WITH LESS THAN PERFECT SCORES OR lesser defrees

SET CHROMOSONES 

TOLD TO FOCUS ON THE LESSON INSTEAD OF DISTRACTIONS

CAUSE SO MANY TANGENTS NEVER FINISHED 2ND HALF  

WITH MISMATCHED SOCKS I WAS ROCKIN PARTY DRESSES

LIKE A BIG GIRL IM A BOSS TODAY I DRESSED MYSELF, CANT YOU TELL? I'D BRAG, SO GOOD I CAN EVEN DO IT IN THE DARK

 JANSPORT MY BACK PACK STRAPS TATTERED FROM MY SUCKING TONGUE , WIENDING OFF MY THUMB
ABOUT HIT THE FLOOR MY HOMEWORK WAS PLAY MORE SHARE YOUR PENCILS AND GERMY UNHYGENEIC  SNIFFY NOSE

WATER FOUNTAIN WATER WAS WARMER THAN A GOOEY BOOGERSCHOOL RULES DROOL KEEP ALL YOUR CRAP IN CUBBY BINS

CROYOLA BOX AND TICONDEROGA PENCILS

EACH WEEK TEACHERS PLEAD NEED KLEENEX ! URGENTLY !

EACH BOX STACKED UP LIKE A BLOCKADE FORT, WE READY FOR A WAR FIGHTING BOOGEY Men DEFEND COMMON COLD

LIKE WE WERE FIXING LEAKY SINKS PASSING BUGS LIKE SHOW AND TELL   

ABCS AND 123 SCRIBBLIN fruity markers FOREIGN LANGUAGE   

WRITING LESSENS ENDLESS LETTERS REPETITION TIL WE BETTER 

DEAR MOM PICK ME UP I BE IN THE NURSES THROWING UP

MY DRESS BE TORN AND GOT STAINS GALORE MY BLACK PATENT LEATHER SHOES DONT BUCKLE ANYMORE

PURPLE PAINT UPON MY FACE, GRASS STAINS KNEES AND ANKLES

MY TIGHTS TORN UP CAUSE I KEPT PULLING ON A STRING  

i messed around again and again

BY LAST NAME ALPHABETIC SEATS ASSIGNS 

FIELD TRIPS PERMISSION SLIPS PRACTICING MY MOMMAS SIG
TAUGHT us songs BOUT LOVE,  cept we could hardly even talk
 SICKER THAN A HOSPITAL WE ONLY FELT LIKE OLDER FOLKS WAS KNOWIN' MORE  
CIRCLE TIME, LULLABUYS, FRIENDS WERE OUTSIDE PLAYING SPORTS
I WAS TALL ENOUGH TO PASS FOR