Story gets deeper
Sadder than a horse's back seat Rider ,
Wasnt lighter, and he ain't a clyde
ass wider than a doublewide black eyed battered wife,
whiter the top upon her trucker hubbie
plus his knuckles holding tight the neck
of bud light bottle ror condoleeza rice,
thsn a double load freight pile, falling over the sides,
some say its a crime
but no charge been tried,
but no shadow of doubt,
that she shattered thr stallion his spine,
last fourth of July ,
She was hoisted up by helicopter, and sat upon a saddle that took 10 cowhides
she
swears he would never hurt a fly,
never leaves his side,
what happened that night
can never be surmised, when asked do he cheat, beat you, or hit you sometimes, the bitch says nay, like where did the body go? Cause no trace left behind....
Drunker than a pack of frat boys at the end of the night,
thirstier than a islamic marathon runner on ramadan, like a camel in the saharA, humps filled with straw, llke hunchbCk of notre dame but curved towards the sun, a casanova
Trashyer than a camel smoking ragged racoon whos dumpster got rusty, so they got one thats new, he's too old for pets mart, only eats fast food after been chewed, he's cute but with 1 Tooth and flunked out of school, attempts to get into the zoo but they refused, now his stinks too,so he's a stunt double for pepe le pew.
Colder than the shoulders of a nudist contortionist in the North pole doing yoga poses upon a lake that's been frozen over In a frigid storm,
I'm super, I'm extreme, im the extra most bestest thing, anything you can be, I can be more, it don't mean Better, but whose keeping score
Longer than the dawg house yard or repunzel oddsdey
soldier returning from a battle that began before his fiur times great grandfather was even born,
freeloader
Greater than the sharpezt parmdzdan grinder , teachefz scantron, than the oldest living relative whoz my pops moms pops fathefz ma ma
Fought harder than a spartan, to keep out of deeper water
Shallower than a valley girl, who looks good but sounds retarded,
Deeper than a Mariana trench, than a Y question by existentialy curious kid filled with dread about death and what happens next n listening to the jMd band with his friends at a fest on acid
More petty than a brunch going passive aggressive flawless supermodel whose endless mimosa coupon is the most used card in her wallet and keeps her drunk all week-long, and she goes every day, catcalling the orange farmer as he hauls more often, looks like the hulk, more oranges than the orchard can fall, cause while she enjoys to watch, her ex-husband is his lover, so while he sleeps alone, she downs anothers
Dumber than a bag of hammers that nailed the door to the floor and failed the ace in the hole and passed tapped the 2 by the 4 and stripped the screw from driver school
More Wishy washy than the date and time of black mans Almanack biannual jamboree jam pot luck held at high noon harvest moon
MORE FAXS than britannica almanacks, less tax than city lamps posts or uncles sam, more lax than ohare or saggy pantx or allanesse morissette utenzild for salad plus full houses unclr jeff
Tighter Might, than tales with holey gaps lost time or alibis, you
MORE fibbing than gym sessions gabbing chatts sisters VIRGINZ WHO LIE, Confessing. the under arm flabb the bad wing swings like kids recess set,,
Flimsier than a waifer. Y
hillbilly twang blonde 0
Crummyier than a cracker at a crappy pakistani by the hour inn, Blended with lead paint chips n with l left in tb
Badder than the luck under a ladder,
after crackled glzss, passed a black cat ,
WORSER than the last, loser than an anorexic pants,
Badder than a babe Ruth, than goody two shoes two faced snitch or Snickers, Tooth ache, breaking News.
Softer than the morning dew,
than a door mat acting man with no bone in his back, than a debut venue without a newspaper preview
Thinner than ya skin after an hour long bath nap
Harder than a diamond , than the blood pumpong organ inside lf me artery,
Louder than a spaceship crash against a giant turbine
Stronger than a sailors knot, a pop eye punch after a spinach gulp
Farther than the