Credits

  • Amanda Hamlin
  • Princess Biznotch
  • Priaine G Letrime
  • RAZ-PRO

Thursday, August 13, 2026

stand up jokes

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If you let your meatloaf will it taste like veal

Box and juice box bags
 Spider going through drive through
Tried to have a support group for men who ejaculate issues, no one came
Boyfriend birthday April 9, mine is April 10th, every year I get him wrapping paper.
I checked with a Slovakian asked why they were Russian, and they said I rush so be it
Wash feet from the sole.
Boxing events, thry are taped
Some chase the dough, others , the bread. The buck

 Back at the brothel cinnamon she put sugar in her pancakes but destiny puts baby powder lotion or something like that or is her name destin

Splashy

If you let your meatloaf will it taste like veal

These cheasy chips , they be o-Queso 

Shaq impression





RASISCHISM


BRAINIAC



Its a brainiac attack! spectacular disaster
its erratic SMACK to the max impact im after
time for a psychedelic acid trip alas so
drip five inside mine eyes and drop a blotter after
Blast! sporative laughter captivate my mind all night
Ecstatic satisfaction and deliciousness collide
Til visions extra wise arise colors super bright
Light climbs from outta corners

  

 a brainiac attack, spectacular disaster

Stirring up rubble down-a-trip-cid-istic travel

Blotta ripper drip mine eyes or extendemon highs, sir

Tons of wonder not zi deez befores ive undone fiver

Sidney uncollid-a-shall we psychatrip tonighter

Real erratic smack to the max impact designer

Paralyz-a lapse in awe of extralaugh insider

Captiveyes your ass brass tax-a-satisfactors

Adding up escstaticism casting outtalaster

Blast! Mad-vexed-a-dastic static twice I passed her

Stashin up mass amounts-a-dice-so-yahtzee fastter

Splash in the past try to recognize alas, sir

Fraternize ur craft till its drafted doom to stagger

Master all the facts, yes, practice-ket, a task er

Infactualize inside repli-try-to-circumizer

Invite the guesst entire text was left to doubterniser

Return-a-nerve-to sender UPS is mine toodine er

The milkman quintessentially an ass-man a molester

Breasts arrest his sani-tease a coconutty shiester

Under udders queasy he confid-o-boast-a-wowser

Lucky me the hostess standing dong i ate it uppster

Rashun now allow disease but ruff to ceasa supper

Weares a prophylactic tupp a spastic-raz-ma-tazzer 

Talk enough a crap-u-tacularin-gitis blasphemy 

Easy computerrific go digitallibon-a-dee

Do little robotick-tock-a doodling with me

Alpha sag a litle betta straight down to the floor

Rag-o-rama disco side to side-n--den-direct-a-whore

Wordson deez brotronics app a rattus be da steez  

Diabetic-insulint in cans of pocket minty-freeze

Breath a lize a topoly, controversal studi-ordeos

Cookey to unlocket round your neck forever more

More to loverse than a sonnet daughters cot got covers on it,

Time to rest in wholey mammoth cheesy peace im gassed, BIZNOTIC


It a brainiac attack, specacular disaster

its erratic smack to the max impact i'm after

Parasitic trap time lapse sporactive laughter 

Captiveyes your sass brass tax-a-satisfactors

Adding up escstaticism casting outta plaster

Blast! Mad-vexed-a-dastic static twice Ive asked her

Stirring up masses rasta-psyche daddy Bastuerd

Splash in the past time to recognize alas, sir

Pastuerize crap till its just some stagnant matter

Master all the facts, yes, practice-ket, a task it

Infectualize inside replicattatrophic ur badder

Invite the guess entire test left unassessore

Return to the sender sexy UPS man confessor

The milkman quintessentially an ass-man, a molester

Breasts arrest his sanity pro-teen coconutty mess

Under udders queasy he turn the milky way the means

Lucky me the hostess standing dong i ate it up

Rational logicaloiries bio-metrical diesease

Fees for all prophylactic spastic-raz-ma-tazz-i-kees,

Talk a lotta crap-u-tacularin-gitis blasphemy

Easy computerrific go digitallibon-a-dee

Do little robotick-tock-a doodling with me

Alpha sag a litle betta straight down to the floor

Rag-o-rama disco side to sidedirect-a-whore

Rounded out cast a ways a ways away to three or four

Five percentages ago, the earth was flat and board

Wordson deez brotronics app a rattus be da steez  

Diabetic-insulint in cans of pocket mints please

Breath a lize a topoly, controversal orderies

Cookey to unlocket round your neck forever more

More to loverse than a sonnet daughters cot got covers on it,

Time to rest in wholey mammoth cheesy peace im gassed, BIZNOTIC