Guild

A curated collection of cut paper pieces pieced in place by 

 adhesives achieveing cohesion upon completion, a 1  image conceived seen.  

Mod Podge Collage Arts Presents,The Retro-Tech Abstract Tact Enhanced Collage,The Retro-Tech Abstract-Tact ,,Enhanced Collage method invented by Master Amanda. One might summarize the look of my collage is as abstract, ,,glam-embellished, ,A touch of funk and flair, ,," a curated collection of cut paper pieces ,,pieced in place by adhesives achieveing cohesion upon completion" ,,My signature style of collage is mezmorizing like it were Magic Eye! The canvas must be a tactile item on hand and in tact, On the surface plain bland or scratch in need of pizzazz , its purpose  still works but its on its last leg , discarded but not broke or garbage, alas

The imagined canvas should fit in your hand, this first step is a lessen in Tact.

The working condition and state of commission for the item picked, should be existent, in sight, and to remain in place.

For the mission to reduce waste, delay replacement, improve the space where the item is placed by upgrading the view inserting colors a new. Qualifies as the enhancement we fancy. 

The Material Source to compose your work, must be freely found, used or handed down,  not contain anything of sentimental worth, the sources may be close to home but the breadth of publication dates and variety of types of pages make the best displays in the collage we support. In addition the content must be null void of context. The backwards collage is we only aim for Tiny hi res color ful cuts less than one inch square with nothing but texture, patterns, color, and nothing to make out.

A bed of "everycolor" cuts or curated blend of a shade get random placed to cloak the thing in close up chaos and far away - if all goes well - a collection of curated Collection of cut paper pieces pieced in place by adhesives achieving cohesion upon completion and a pleasing image conceived.,,  

The bling and gems the metallic edges and garish glam embellished touch of Funk and flair

Revival by Vibrant expensive cuts to decoration display a distinguished space distinct  

My Mod Podge Collage arts all follow a certain formula, criteria, created in a method, philosophy, a tradition, a ritual….

Prismatic Dynamic Retro-tech Abstract-tact Collage Craft Method With Principles in Pragmatics, Creatively Framed Balanced In Accented Fashions Embellishment Factor Timeless Designed Effects in Five Dimensions of Design for Advanced Satisfaction Distraction Timelapse and Timeless Styles in Artistic expression with emphasis in discretion impressions of turbulent pattern arrangements based on Plasmatic-Spector Mathematics 

archival glue coat of shine to conserve the timeless, discretion of superior measure a distinct succinct distinguished factor in tech and tactile 

Screw upon it glue it to it

Beautifying ordinary items into equisite home décor , refined style , enriched by arrays of glitzy bling and elegant  images for the paper becomes the paint as it is all glued together and bonded and a magical work of art is born.Primary Mission 

This guild is to build a collective of crafters learned in MY particular unique and refined Style, method, and process for my collage art, which I named "Abstract-Tact". The characteristics of this kind of art works to be considered of this kind are:

1. The item must be a tactile 3-D item that is used already in use (Vision Condition + Rule of Hand

1. The "In-Tact, On-Hs" Pact of Enhance By Hand in Aesthetics and in Essence by Traditional Methods of The Guild Tenants and pillars in Practice the promise to count canvass sides and analyze dimensions of time and if the Task At Hand Fits In Hand Comandments to To Act and Accept, Ask to intercept and inspect in gest of rejection, accept refuse to Renew in leiu of proof whence another's choosing to replace exceeds the Admiration and Taste Proclaimed by the Guild Statement of Bold and Shameless Persistence Resistance Unchanged Unphased by pride or righteous desire to admire or inspire earth service over duties in the Terms outlined by "The Disciplined Devotion in Abidement to Timeless Piety" proposed by the Most Wholesome Closely Shown by Amanda's Own Methods, adherence to the Comission's Tradition to Master of Proficient Vision wisdom Condition Inhibitions and Rule of Hand By Chance enacted in this case? Were these requirements met in the erection of such PEICE in question?

2. The aesthetics of the item need improvement and/OR the space which it is placed needs sprucing up - to improve the life span Renew by Introduce delay replacements

The Artisan works according to the Tradition of Improve By IMPROVE BY RENEWING THE VIEW UPON EXISTINT AND IN USE ITEMS IN ENVIRONMENTS LADEN IN  SPRUCE guild principle.   

3. With paper acquired for free, gifted, or used - No printed materials may be used

4. Code of Conduct for Best Paper Retreiving Practices Are met: and tactics for Crafting In the Fashion To Match Amanda's Most Fantastic Passion is To Only Use Acceptable methods of material achevment by processes which Align with the agreement set forth in The Guidelines of Proper Paper Picking by principle of Refusal To Waste Exchange, or Pay. and Mission permitting only freely found given or gifted pages void of meaning contained to displayed in the arrangement of collaged pieces in instance are in agreement?  Artistic Exhibit By Proxy Pledge to Assess and Address Before Applying The Style,  Principle of insight Visionary Placement and creative imagined Canvass Consideration In Places Plain, in need Changed or Upg

4. sources have a wide range of places and time : Principle of purp possession 

The places of collage containments were obtained by Artican in fewer places, employ resources enormous, convenience and ease, in the paper pursuit, any decisions apprenticeship mission experienced during the making of this item claming Masterpiece Worthy to be approved?  Applied Decision To Pick Pre-Existing Places To Paste Upon Pledge for Better Expression Utilitarian Purposes for all Peoples Home's Supreme Shared Beliefs in Harmonious Peaces Placed in Purposes Promote Serene Spaces and Improved Tastes for and in Self Care Are Possible appear to have been applied in this item?  

5. The paper pieces cut up contain no objects - only designs, colorful patterns - about 1-1/5 sq inches 

6. Each piece contains a high resolution of detail and color variance 

7. Cut pieces uniform in size but not shape

8. The curated collection of pieces are randomly stuck in place directly to object

The assertion that every surface of the proposed Work is covered in completion by hand randomly stuck quickly in place not pre-planned imagined arrangements not by machine or pattern keeping or by not in sections in efforts to accent or attempt an effect which is not abstract but a display of personal talents or message which the apprentice wishes to extend instead of his own agenda?

9. The primary glue for initial placement must be archival spray or stick/Adhesive Supreme Agreement Longevity

10. From far away the pieces appear to be a cohesive color, minimal degree of variation/ Distance Consistency Shade Deviation Determination Equation Appraisal 

The Commission for Consistence and Limitations in  Decree that Variety of paper kinds exeeds that of righteous desires and flagrant displays and that the quality of Elite Collages Consistently contains higher Degrees of Deprivation and retro-active techniques in relations to the Degrees of Derivations from the desired shade of one's overall base display when the equation of "Retro-Active Pragmatic Design by Function" is Divided by The "Constant Collective Resistence To Committment and Irreconcilable Causes in Conflict" with Amanda's Collaging Techniques overall statements made by Amanda. 

11. The collage is outlined and edges trimmed with choice cut paper pictures of gold jewelry or beaded jewelry/Decoration Demonstration Display A Distinguished Space Distinction Timeless Taste Placement Test and Talents In Precision In scissor considered Surgical Juxtaposition Attention Balanced Elements Fashion and Attraction Factor Match the "Pledge To Edge in Best" "Blessed Be The Best Attempted Edges Lest Apprentice Obsessive In Attention to Aesthetics" The kitsch of item proposed is rich in resolution and referential to High Art Monetary images and depictions in luxury but the Quality of the item must resonates mysteries demure Blur of Stimulation by Eye's and Unique.  

12. Each side features 1 actual image usually in the center - a distinguished artwork of notably high distinction but not any one specific (like a porcelain statue but NOT the David) - The Tenant of True Talent Of Expressive Discretion Superior Measure for the Highest Level of Distinction in Succinct, Distinct, Distinguished Designer Exemplary Factor in Tact for Tech Abstract-Tactile Kitschy Taste in Kitsch Fashion By Featured Image Initial Impression Registry Value Highest Class as The Essence of Treasured Method For Majority Glances Longest Lasting, and Unfounded Name of Artists Image Framed Remains Unparalleled to This Day. The image should be Safe , allure , demure, Pure, Resonate with Viewers but Concurt resonance.  

13. The paper is sealed with mod podge - The seal of Accepted Adhesive Adherence Agency In Secondary Glue-Use Guided Approval For Application Purposes compliance for this piece is Pure? 

14. The item is coated in high-gloss glaze such as Epoxy Resin - The Glossary of Collaging 

The internal structures of medieval craft guilds are well known from documents and were generally alike throughout Europe. Assemblies of the guild’s members enjoyed some legislative powers, but the control of guild policy lay in the hands of a few officials and a council of advisers or assistants. The guild tended to be an extremely hierarchical body structured on the basis of the apprenticeship system. (See apprenticeship.) In this structure, the members of a guild were divided into a hierarchy of masters, journeymen, and apprentices. The master was an established craftsman of recognized abilities who took on apprentices; these were boys in late childhood or adolescence who boarded with the master’s family and were trained by him in the elements of his trade. The apprentices were provided with food, clothing, shelter, and an education by the master, and in return they worked for him without payment. After completing a fixed term of service of from five to nine years, an apprentice became a journeyman, i.e., a craftsman who could work for one or another master and was paid with wages for his labour. A journeyman who could provide proof of his technical competence (the “masterpiece”) might rise in the guild to the status of a master, whereupon he could set up his own workshop and hire and train apprentices. The masters in any particular craft guild tended to be a select inner circle who possessed not only technical competence but also proof of their wealth and social position.

The craft guild policed its own members’ professional practices, and guild courts and officials investigated complaints of poor workmanship, unfair competition, and other problems, levying fines on those found in violation of the guild’s rules and standards.

Besides their economic and educational functions, guilds also served other purposes. A guild was often associated with a patron saint, and a local guild would maintain a chapel in the parish church to be used by its members. Guilds performed charitable work, not only among the poor and indigent among their own members but among the community at large. Guilds also built and maintained residences, called guildhalls, in which the membership would hold banquets and conduct official business.

~Table Of Contents~Albums & Tracklists~Trapper Keeper Order

 ALBUMS
Thus Spake Princess Biznotch
1. Factory Robb
2. MC Platter
3. Bizness Of Shapez
4. I, Is, Was’ll
5. Nothing Before Cool
6. Final Grim Game of Doom 
7. Amandalicious
8. Help-a-Homie Anthem
9. Project Monarchy
10. Sh…….Shoes
11. Rhyme Like This
12. Safe Auto
13. Maign Squeeze
14. Slum To We
15. Amandoes Love Me
16. Born Against Her Will

"BIZNOTIC"

Blue & Green by Razpro
Written 7/2012

How biznotic! Never thought it could be so exotic
Its an erotic hypotic kinda godess
Started in my noggin and came out of my heart
This flow I got be mightly hard to stop
This flow, I got it, like a powerful watah fawcett,
I fought it like a protestant before but now applaud it
Heard it, wanted it, so I sought it out then i got it ,
Signed BIZNOTCH upon the dotted line allotted,
Got beef, got blood, aint got no doubt about it
Cause a lot of moronics wanna modify my product
Got ideologies that i try to embodie  
A prophetic guided by ebonics and I'm honest
Ur pocket got a problem when it aint got a profit
Microscopic rock bombs shots and alcoholics
Wobble to the body shop upon a hippopotamus
Daughters hardly honest when narcotics in her mouth
Fuck it, I be on it, I'm A proud ass rhyming goddess
Till in a plot wadded up Ill be the biznotch

Nature Stone

  WOW, It's Nature Stone's List Of Kids Who Got Got 

Yup, yup, yup, happens to the best of us,

Another kid trying to keep up with joneses 

caught up he never would have thought

have stood a hope against

cause US pledge he thought the Man was trying to make him a holy man

 head his of a white but he got a trailer park racist raised by D’s and shady trashy twice When on the vodka and his momm and the dream but aint got a quart to cream in, he bagged a dime, by 25 and now he feels like he held a quarter to yet he’s greenhis wheelhouse but the city water the concrete lookin cheap feeling he be thinking it too plain damn shame when the flooring just too boring instead of looking up , he trying to score that “jones “ look his lil hunny hinting be the ring around her finger she was the raise , she work him instead of let him be the ceiling fan so now he got a zillion rocks and calls from Bedford locked up in a total frame, bill collectors hit different when you water be laced with can’t read can’t write pay me now sincerely uncle Capital ism reign of Ain’t Rock It’s Gum Ment Civic Clit clit pop shot by papa 

Pink Heaven

 Pink pink pink pinky promise me this,

One day you'll slip a little ring around my finger 

Excuuuuuse Me, Mister , Riddle me this,

if the Biznotch kisselips were caught upon a ballers tank  

No stain, this claim Nuttin, but a thot l

My PINK heaven havin safer so throw a stone my way

 (throw b it ) shade slight sayyyyy  

No doubt , "Me", im ChAin , en guard,  Im PINK PINK

Every man around the bay be feigning for my tang 

 than a pet peter piper picken pickles   LEaIA peck upon a 

Staynd back cause my wetness  

pink pink pink pinky promise me this

in case the kids were sleeping on it or they

mom too woke to permitt it if the 3rd world

plase of birth , well my dream since i was a pretty pretty

rockin cradle bvaby bob n goo goo dols GIRL what we wished for

was the PINK the ROSE the ready around my fingers to my toes

a Prince to come GOlden home and at my door

permission from my papa intentions written good and honest try he could

NA NA NA NA not even close --------

the PINK HAVIN was the oogle google strings of violins and trumpets from the 

marshes of the bayous in the bbq's shells drfopping poppin love sick

frogs the bow in rising horsr tail frictionin vibrations 

reverbin and that moment when you think you r eyes gone cloudsy

hide the sun and flood the puddle grow a garden asfrican sized ocean Nile rising 

eye liner designer kylie lines Mac Mascara re apply in the powder room

attendent confessional booth of doubts moment when youre warm and googlin'

Shy by Not Hiding A Thing Heart on your sleeve open heart entire family UOUR date was saves and the dress was as much as a mercedes and the aISLE WITH THE song and with your arm a papa proper send off cheek touch, a pass the bowl, share a ciggie square from me to you hand me DOWN she says he vows and they are funny cause she loves to clown herself for his own pathetic grin sinner such a MAN not a COWARD cause he gotr ROPED by a DIME bag at KUSH price

and put out to dry like he somethin nice and gona try , but that day that forever sketched into the lady's Minds she shall expect the pearls, the wood, the decades long and impress the world with how high they have been and congregation nods and never misses a day inspiration for 10 or 15 centeries i think?????

The Heaven though, is the Cello wood, the cherry shining off the lights and the dust as the strings of metal vibrage in thier 6 different thicknesses 

the notes in paCKs of 3 , of 2 and when they really wanna do it , the Strength the VERBERATION and the BOWING stream upon they are FLINGED through the air they reach you and go RINGING in your EARS ERYES get 

tickles its the trachial little Adele mariah carey time to CRY its

JOY JOY JOY its Trumpets from the Swanns in the Pond the MOAT the sun set upon a Los Angeles 

dry 

prin cess sliced of heaven  no conflicts ring  shining down 

from the rings of saturn dust rocks like mirrorie reflecting of like lips of 

  bones dust E DUST, Airrryan Tung 

WU BOOMS TRU Im Amanda Hamlin polease MUSICAL RHYME RHYEM zip money pay mer

AN FINA OPEN UP BUT THE PINK AROUND YOUR HEART   

 

Tall As Tails

 Im a tall as fuck, lil chubby slutt

my daddy gave me long legs , my brother a upper cut

My BOmb rack achey back whoa I'm breaking necks

Thank christ my blue eyes my ma, ma(y) sassy ass

Cash my pride ousside, glutt(on) ride or die

but I'm too tall wu yall try to climb my heights

Cause where my hips begin

A kids head cant comprehend

He can reach the legal drinking age, top shelf yeah OK 

But still way out of range if he tryna lick a babe 

The air is nice up here

Thinner than a hymen or red cunt hair !

Less pressure on my chest breasts be popin up and out my blouse 

Like kinky melons keeping men's milky dripping down his trou

No doubt my I'm fun like a birthday bounce house

shake and jiggle skin and sinning

Wet Lips whistling im a sirening come hither yeth bish

 

 

I'm a tall tale, white wale, Shakespeare, J Brashear , 

Thus Spake Francais, Dem sang Whoday, WHo?

I'm a real femme fatale, check your.pulse and pinch yourself, 

legends of the ridden mental case 8th Dimension space ragin Dame 

 

I'm taller than the deepest part of the atlantic deep 

I'd hit the pool with yall but the lifeguards panic

The hights i reach well let me see

my diving board sits between the ozone and himalayan peaks 

From the appalachian moonshine makers hideouts be my hollar

And at these alts the O2 be a shock and collar

twice the ventilation, half the molecules for taking

gotta train your respiration lest you in danger of fainting 

Sleeping on your breathing speed gets u dizzy or IQ dippin'

Clumsy ain'tt cute - 1 fell swoop , I mistep, 1 bloop, 

and im a cracker crumbling down twin tower

It's a shame to see  - A sorry sight my final breath 

ain't gonna  Raise a single hair Or scare a feral cat on crack

 Cause it's just an NFL Sunday night tackle  - A lil trip a slip on ice,

To the rest of yall - 10 times you fall down and a dozen you get up but for me ? It's a looooong way down

 

Cause I'm as tall as the [(PCO) road ]pacific coast highway be everlong

To hear you speak i gotta stop drop it low stoop to the ground

My posture top-notch n proper, priority Importance 

so open my throat in and out its a leanring curve no doubt

I smoke my lungs out but my diaphram my well (my god) (enough)

the life line light pulse the power to keep on keeping on

my ribcage weights upon my frame on me like a cast iron stake gate

im winded like a kokopelli loki shaman goblin, mate

out of breath when u this size, gravity a real force (a bitch)

like survivin' be a tough blood, Metabolic burn work 

im chubby but im loveley, fluffy big boned sports authority  

but that dont mean Im sloppy..wap .how FIT Ness

a long legged lady's lifelong nemesis - for as long as I belong to physic laws

i wanna body strong femur bone lean as a lemur tail be long

 but no gym rat or vain ass shallow Venus thirst ever, 

nah, my looks be the devil, catching lusts of innocents, a curse

 

my genes, my height my mighty FINE trite

Righteous white christ elitist believe me ! I beat the smight

Im NICE like my pool is cool with chu no dice

Top of Stalin's wishlist, Im hitler's top five

A couple hunned years of courtship, matching arms, debutant balls

girdle lady maiden dainty damsels in waiting

for suitors pre-approved packing family jewels 

boogies silver spoon heirloom fancy handles 

sets of master rooms my history be the epitome of 

Holier Than Thou n My Shit Don't Stink, 

Noses up Sit Down Pale Skin Lemme Louvres

smokin in his fam than samurais are in japan

So your genes pools get richer as your kingdom brings in dick 

from nether regions in the feudal system Chivalric manorism

so she's promised served as Exotic when they really need a Bard.. 

this hefer nefertiti ready 

spread my cheeks and pop this sphinx.....

 

 

Way up here my blood boils fast

cause sea level so low they lower than the rats

Wanna splash me? Try a tsunami, richeter 5 

try to bend me over yall need gonna the jaws of life (maryianna trench )

im at an altitude iconic as volcanic ash took out my clan

My upper body in ionosphere, my crotch dodges the ISS

get my heat from underneath me cause it rises up

pls my homeostatic sub Saharan desert storm be somthi' (else)

i lick the rings around uranus when Im on my tippy toes

and wipe my brow upon the moon n kick it to and fro  

I'm chem trails wen I cough 

I am litter bug when I floss

Hauk Tuah SUCKin dick be Smarter when You Straw

melting all your hearts 

when i sit down its whiplash for any head that stays attached

I exfoliate my skin to make him grin

cause when he caress me down im smoother than obsidian

I'm ahead the rest by 2steps cause my bones as long as redwood logs

My limbs grow thick ring by ring a hardcore hick,yall

To start though takes twice the torque cause when I stand up I gotta send out an alert to the airlines and the birds detroit rappers shrapnel 

rusty motors skuuurt skuurt

 

 

When I stand up, my veins pump blood faster than an Ethiopian like nerf guns 

super soaking in a race like Usain bolt 

winning gold place or show 

Gotta go slow... cuse of all the UFO's coo co birdy bird ever heard of vertigo?

What im saying is its 1 kick in shin, and its lights out man

Cause Im a riot to be around so like rittenhouse had to take me out 

as i fall i got curb stomped by a killer clown pig Chavinistic river dancing champ a soccer kicker ruder than the ALMS

And my head bones, yea they thick enough

to take your tusks up and out to lunch

 

But it aint a 1 man branch of anarchists anthem babe

I'm a trump tower

Like a 2 thousand man battallion brass marching band type of grand finale

to hand standings acrobatic circus men stacked carte blanche

Im a Ginormous Glamazion Heavy Heart and huuuuuuge fucking hands  

 

While the lower half the rest of me be down to earth as ever

in regular weeather got me changing shirts no matter if dick Goddard were to report the worst, if Maoism came to rule the earth

 I be steady monolith, more rock God can curse, 

I reach heights outta space but sun always stay my ACE

 in my view, arms up I reach heights most of yall can't even shoot

 buck shot even snuck up on, so I stoop, just so my

my eyes reflect upon your moon, and my lips spit  mist coming of the south pacific, opulence, my vision a million fish like a prism, my shine my light blinding acid trip delight

pearls snizz jizz gaked out crystal itis im the brightest BIZ its early xmas when I arrive

straight up my head top be the top knotch hiding spot even K9 proof my Amazonian Minnisotian Duluth size kinda lonely,  tell ya the truth 

 

 ain't no ice enough to bury these thigh cause my knees got tired and tried

 cause osgood-schlotter left my ligaments behind 

so they got torn from quick spurts faster than my tits burst, 

dicks been hard for me since birth, fast pervs, kids, creeps, anybody with eyes could see my skirt 

male teachers quit the district cause they knew they couldn't resist it 

the coaches met with the pto cause they wanted to let a 6 year old 

go triple on their jacket coats varsity before my cursive was learned,

hey had theyr eyes on me and al my "potential" 

cause I've been a beast since before my pretty seen

jailbait was my name and perverts broke thru via the gate

now my legs and story longer than the odyssey they farther than the eye can seent

and Im funny too, act like you know me

 My legs so long a giraffe could lick my asshole I get there twice as fast in haf the steps cause when I walk the earth BOOOM Blast off begin again fools thanks for the Compliement Lo Maign See what I can do.......

 

Windfall

 Dreaming of a windfall 

Just like my neighbor Linda

A constant shopping hoarder

With more shit than a thrift store

Double pension, cash galore 

Social security and more

She spends so much it sure disgusts 

Someone like me whose poor

But I wanna brand new whip

I wanna brand new house

I want a comma or 2, 3 or 4 in my bank account

I got green eyes for dollar signs

But I still would rather browse 

Than buy more shit than space allows 

Keep it simple that's my jingle but no choice for me I'm crippled but no cash saved up I'm last in line for savings or bitcoin, smart portfolios I'm lacking basic knowledge of the math I can't count to 5 before my paycheck depletes into the black  i'm underground in debt, overdrawn a real threat, I'm worried that my income ain't enough  to keep me fed

RATCHET

Citizens Ratchet LLC is the representation and celebration of the lowest scum of the earth people and all the ratchet ass shit ways we live without shame. Low class , uncouth, poor and tasteless bastards are we, live to fuck and fuck shit up , alls noses stay stuck up ! 

This is the first post for citizens ratchet group on Facebook. However, the company has been in business for almost 6 years now and the ratchet lifestyle and citizenry shitposting pages have risen in members, and the line between posting to expose/evoke repulsion, and a ratchet citizen posting their own garbage life bs to say fuck y’all posers ill rot in disgrace and fuck your disabled grandma all the way laughing, just to connect with and make laugh fellow citizens who whole heartedly like that anti social and wildly offensive dark lives

RATCHET by Meghan Thee Stallion

drinking Evans out a glass because Im classy,
Shake your hand for a job, then be taxing
Pop them cookies for a minute, don't quit snacking

Pink Heaven

 Excuuuuuse Me, Mister , Riddle me this,

if the Biznotch kisselips were caught upon a ballers tank  

No stain, this claim Nuttin, but a thot l

My PINK heaven havin safer so throw a stone my way

 (throw b it ) shade slight sayyyyy  

No doubt , "Me", im ChAin , en guard,  Im PINK PINK

Every man around the bay be feigning for my tang 

 than a pet peter piper picken pickles   LEaIA peck upon a 

Staynd back cause my wetness  

pink pink pink pinky promise me this

in case the kids were sleeping on it or they

mom too woke to permitt it if the 3rd world

plase of birth , well my dream since i was a pretty pretty

rockin cradle bvaby bob n goo goo dols GIRL what we wished for

was the PINK the ROSE the ready around my fingers to my toes

a Prince to come GOlden home and at my door

permission from my papa intentions written good and honest try he could

NA NA NA NA not even close --------

the PINK HAVIN was the oogle google strings of violins and trumpets from the 

marshes of the bayous in the bbq's shells drfopping poppin love sick

frogs the bow in rising horsr tail frictionin vibrations 

reverbin and that moment when you think you r eyes gone cloudsy

hide the sun and flood the puddle grow a garden asfrican sized ocean Nile rising 

eye liner designer kylie lines Mac Mascara re apply in the powder room

attendent confessional booth of doubts moment when youre warm and googlin'

Shy by Not Hiding A Thing Heart on your sleeve open heart entire family UOUR date was saves and the dress was as much as a mercedes and the aISLE WITH THE song and with your arm a papa proper send off cheek touch, a pass the bowl, share a ciggie square from me to you hand me DOWN she says he vows and they are funny cause she loves to clown herself for his own pathetic grin sinner such a MAN not a COWARD cause he gotr ROPED by a DIME bag at KUSH price

and put out to dry like he somethin nice and gona try , but that day that forever sketched into the lady's Minds she shall expect the pearls, the wood, the decades long and impress the world with how high they have been and congregation nods and never misses a day inspiration for 10 or 15 centeries i think?????

The Heaven though, is the Cello wood, the cherry shining off the lights and the dust as the strings of metal vibrage in thier 6 different thicknesses 

the notes in paCKs of 3 , of 2 and when they really wanna do it , the Strength the VERBERATION and the BOWING stream upon they are FLINGED through the air they reach you and go RINGING in your EARS ERYES get 

tickles its the trachial little Adele mariah carey time to CRY its

JOY JOY JOY its Trumpets from the Swanns in the Pond the MOAT the sun set upon a Los Angeles 

dry 

prin cess sliced of heaven  no conflicts ring  shining down 

from the rings of saturn dust rocks like mirrorie reflecting of like lips of 

  bones dust E DUST, Airrryan Tung 

WU BOOMS TRU Im Amanda Hamlin polease MUSICAL RHYME RHYEM zip money pay mer

AN FINA OPEN UP BUT THE PINK AROUND YOUR HEART   

 

Ode To Raz-Pro

My beat maker, my master mood selector my all caps raz be delectable as ever I wish that I could thank him, cause he’s top shelf drank. Flank steak The Highest ranking most decorated All Star, general my Ray my god of war ship, from his plank the tracks he cranks like Angel falls the fuel the hydro bank the DAMN that Generates WELLS Fargo chase oh I’m rich as fuck because this UK Saint !! He’s my favorite ever I tell a fucking dear and dumb kid that RAZ PRO the only artist you’ll need but it’s all for free mini nova made me the grimy pirate the skank who owe her soul but she can’t pay so please don’t hate me I’m so sorry darling !!!!!!!!!

Dollar Trees He

When Hassan shown upon my days I was halfway in the grave as his gaze traced my shape up my legs around my waist, his eyes lit up like fireflies when he saw my facebook page And toward him I sauntered his heart rate rose but Lit up like fireflies when he saw my 

COVID 19

Coronavirus, it's global crisis
Its inside us all around us spreading like wildfire 
Sanitize and stay inside were all fearing for our lives
As the death toll rises, thousands more hospitalized
Worldwide, this quick killing influenza in disguise
Is terrifying, it could be humankinds demise
It's coming after every one of every shape and size
Covid 19 - hide your husbands, hide your wives

This deadly pandemic has the public in a panic
Health clinics are crammed to the max..
Half the masses lack access to tests
No one is safe you cannot even vaccinate
It can incubate for weeks before Corona seals your fate

This inescapable outbreak has led to statewide measures being taken
For Gods sake, the NBA got cancelled,
Schools, too and most public places
So, Stock up on food, supplies, and meds... whatever you can find
All of Italy is in quarantine, and so are the cruislines
Corona virus of 2020 , were about to lose our minds
Covid 19, hide ya husbands, hide ya wives


Screened breathing  depleted speaking 

Covid 19 - no company keeping

Fiending intimate seeings of teeth 

Heal us please Jesus we need to convene

Mechanic Tim

Tim be my mechanic, when my whip actin erratic I don't gotta even panic cause my man has got it handled

, like my vehicle be static cause my circuits short like a temper tantrum, just an endless pit of grief oh my machine of faulty pieces leaking liquids onto streets, Make me failing all my e-checks, geez my rides so close to being just some seats 

MPCA

I Upcycle Anything I See That Has Potential To Look Better, By decoupage my transformastion process is dramtic as can be done// If all goes well, and all that well is done - The item is transforms into a A magnificent dispplay of colors,a bright and bold collage-adorned peice of home decor. One might summarize the look of my collage is as abstract, glam-embellished, A touch of funk and flair, My signature style of collage is mezmorizing like it were Magic Eye. No matter how many times you cross your eyes or seas you travel by, you will never find any hidden images included by design or any indescript themes beneath the surface on purpose - but the day you find an artist whose pursuit for better collaging as a whole is so deeply seated and backwards facings that they fail in its enterprise? When a favorite feature they aim for is that only a few people will like them and they havent been born yet so stuck on posthomunous estate pipe dreams of a Movement In Arts for textbooks to have in chapters wishing it was under STYLE GUIDE and of course, the Glossary to include their name as a face youll never get to see or could remember because Never, Not 1 person will try liking my defined by time style without enough surprise at first sight delight strictly based upon SEEING IT FOR THEMSELVES to know that like pornography - When they see iF, THEY KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM AND IF IT CAME FROM ME IT AINT FOR SALE TO ANYONE EVEN IF THEY CAN AFFORD THE PRICE OF THE PEICE, FOR IF YOU MAY PURCHASE AN ORIGINAL MOD PODGIN COLLAGIN' ART WORKS OF ANCIENT MILLENIUM-ERA YOU MUST PURCHASE THE ENTIRE GUILD OF BETTER COLLAGER COLLECTIVE COMPILATION OF CUT BLENDS, LICENSES FOR DESCRIPTION PERMISSIONS, AND MATERIALS THAT ARE LEFT AND NEVER STOP PRTECTING NOT THE RIGHTS OF ARTISTS FAIR USE BUT THE ARTS FROM THE FEW ARTISTS WHO USED ONLY SKILLS THE RIGHTEOUS WAY - BY REFUSING THE NEW

PEANUTS AS PERFORMED

  When word of my swerve fell upon the nut herd… this kid got the blues in a blanket cause he was frightened he was like wha wha wha  And jumped under that thing so he could hide. 

Cuz my style is so funky, when it hit them it was madness man! All the Sunday funny's cries were heard throughout the land. 

The comic strip kids all got the jitters and they bit their bottom lips scared shitless when they heard about the princess BIZ.

  The first to sense my incoming finesse was that kid who they all call pig pen. Cause the static from my wackness made the dust and gravel rise like ashes, smacked the kid upon his ass and turned his skin like so damn black no matter how hard you try you couldn't see the poor little man.

 Charlie Brown tried to stand his ground so he waited upon his pitcher's mound But when my epic sound hit town, he was nowhere to be found. 

This chick Luce had a booth and she tried to soothe the peewee crew cause  They lined up like wha wha wha she thought they all should do. She was broke and had a beef with anybody not from her street, so she advised the guys to practice jazz and funk and rhyme so they could battle me when I arrived. No one knew the wiser so they paid the girl in dimes.

 Peppermint Patty and Sally hid inside of snoop's co-op to do some rapping,  And Woodstock he hollered from the top, calling out to all the birdies who be in his flock. 

Snoop came back with ammo stacked cuz it's cause he had heard about my act from the cat who lived next door, so they both warmed up their roars, but of course they all fell short, cause they're soft and I'm hardcore.

When Schroeder read the stats about my super phat 8-track, he tried to tap himself into his inner jazz-man. So he sat at his ivory and blacks and practiced till every fingertip was calloused, out of all the tee-ball batters, this kid surely had the most talent.

But still the challenge, reeked havoc on the graphics, but they did have one advantage.  His name was Franklin, and he had that dark brown skin, which mean he had some zing in his ancestral lineage. So they all turned to him to see what he could bring to the table, and he said something about the tower of babel.

So they all grabbed their bibles, tryin' to understand this child, and they read of what transpired when the people's pride was piled too high... when God said quit collabbin', I'm a mix you up like 

THE DOPE CREW

THE DOPE CREW

The kids in my clique lick blood straight from my wrists

and as they sleep in ditches I like to trick the little pricks

I'm the liquor that they mix im the poison im the fix

the blast the mish mash the red the blue the black

All our families r getting distant cause were fightin for our caskets

My dudes run hard but i fasten tact upon they ass but

when my band of irrational maggots in a jam

they be asking where Im at cause im nasty on the track 

on the grind each mind I come across I do inflict cause this chick's spit's like so legitimate 

it's so delicious it's a shame for you to miss, the kids in my audience need doctor visits, the speakers need bleach when I leak my inner thinks, 

I Spike souls of hollow drones and imprison organisms with my visions cause my mission is collision into  schism

Im the pitch the fork the poise who plays destroy

I toy so coy, guided by a blind surmise, abide by tendencies to wreck the  the vine the ups the spine

Till we finally arrive back in time for we deny

Welcome to my dome come along and take a ride

im an endless magazine of slugs, a myriad of lies

In the land without a buoy we dont bob from side to side

we deep we slip we sink we shoot the shit to keep us right

Run away says my craze but my blunt mind says sit tight

Navigate through the maze murder time live praise

I crave a taste of brave I'm the cool from out the cave

I'm the kiss on rotting flesh cause I'm in this thing to save

your a little turned off so away with all your thoughts

listen to my beats as I drown you in the trough

take away your long face ill jump inside your lonely heart

My dark cannot be contained bumpy route is where Im bound

I'm the noose Im the dart Im the devil little nark

Im inertia, im the reincarnation and the start

 I hop and skip like pulses I  stay poise never tarnished

death wishes bleed like bitches pinned under hills like fishes

I aim for prizes in the valley i'm the sniper righteous

like bukkake crime crews my archery your demise

i advise you keep your eyes diverted from this spectacular sight

kick your will my way i crop it n testafy it

fumble you like a crumb toss your toes n tar them

Im amanda kellah hamlin made to end all of your fun

The past held me down delayed my ballet for hours

every now and then my nervous posture took me south

My mind spun entirely around , I fired off my Five Deez

In my mind like a samurai im a truely blesed emcee

You showed me G-code I held tight my cross sticks

in slow motion you get owned by sticky tricks

The next side winder just another sleeze, i stab it

Im the cage after ribs Im going straight for all the calfs

Get it Fight Kick it stick with lyrics super thick

In fear some insist keep it tight but i resist

you cant subdue me but im truest in the crew

I abuse the right to sleep I accuse the pews

While im strapped embedded locked in a Tabernacle

A fox no den a crock of hungry wolves in zen\

My eyes say quiet time while my blue work on the lines

I apply the vibe and take the ride across the endless sky

My trails weave in and outta flimsy ties

my chemisist decides who shalll live and who will die

I fade in and out but i was made to get it out

I shout I rap Ill trap you Ill attack

But never willl I tell you all about the way back

When suicidal losers wanna get that little thing they lack

I lay down the facts and hang them upon the rack

I used to lose it cause this monkey's  on my back

Now hes my main criptic passenger im glad to have him stacked

Shit gets risky quick when fools wanna roast my mind

like dietitions saying fist sized chicken cut'll get you right

Never slay but rule of thimble kinda nice

Im a doll, son of a biscuit, coppin' dice

Roll the glock over top it off cause im outta sight

My clique got caught rockin me from under spots

like a bob cat walkin modeled me cause im so nice

Love this shit to pieces but im bleeding out my christ

drippin on your gown red blood from my mic

snacks

It's mc  sneakin snacks, in your kitchen after hours snatchin crumbs up off your counters battle raccoons for the scraps
you leftovers aint got a chance, cause without warning, i'm enjoying all 5 courses while you snoring

Your microwave i be employing 

And packed lunch im destroying

Rifle Excitement

RIFLE EXCITEMENT

The day I found the gun I held it in my hand

gripped so tight till my fingers lost their tan  

held it kept it close carried it upon my shoulders, nestled in between my breasts, I was a fan like a teen with a beiber poster

never wanna let it go even when I showed the bros

Next to me when i ate, buckled up on the interstate
when at night I lay to sleep still my heat be within reach
heavy weigh the instantaneous spray as a
 Hurst after bullets taken your breath we be shooting the shit but got my guard my metal arm and fist, plus its barrel so clean like tweet tweet marathoner take the streets, triggers say skeet skeet lead shower do excrete  ,

my side kick prosthetic limb my piece protects and also 

 so my arms forever free and at peace ... and at piece, yeah it was the piece

My rifle super righteous mightier than Titans Triton longer than a city pipe this piece so heavy it's ignotj.g 

For God's Son Granted Me Corey

Father, son, holy ghost, or magic merlin 

im still in aww and shock

In all his glory, God granted my Corey

  

yore feel like higher on a fishscale 

kilo hydro rolling like a ring around a Rose

garden gnome my ornament for colder months he my

comforter my fire water pouring warm in growing my forest  

hie my jelly on my scone    

he my mayor morning glory

only homie i need to know 

a 10 course country club dinner

a Four story home a horse tail dripped in gold

 juicy Valours track suit soft comfortor  A peace Corps helen of troy'

 Te Amo Mi Amor feels riche like  A Porsche Chauffeur 

Soaring Higher than a heavens door,  Solon Ohio together in our zone when I SAY yo my corey he say soon he gone 

him he's short but most importantly he adores me and he gores me in the back cause im his horror story Wild Roaring Poor and Sore Cunt Lovin Slut Excited just to be his presence improve self esteem and a blessing its a charity its Basking its bottom feedin the backwind ass right sittin in his shit be better than my own Ass Hat Droppings My caboose could ever produce truce Deuce  

  Sight for anybody looking back Nasty stash of socks cant pass me up or him without a push or pressing fuck be in his distraction A DECISION never made cause Corey never yes or no or maybe so because he strictly Facts . Hes action. Hes clueless dont need shoeless to be know when he be going to the gym because he is already working HIM self care love Rare, Values instilled in him are what normal people prepare airtight alabis and store them in the lockerroom in dusty shoes who lie longer than    
engorged him in the heart he trained me in his Morning Glory Holier Machine for seeming Stoned but Rock stay harder than Ivy Leage and Im feeling gooey like a lasagna soup  more than fantastic ratchet little baby Gene's hes got the thickness and the fitness

on a straight line narrow ass he the Line right track, on time, no need to question where he off to cause its just the Best time hes Fine and

TRESSES OF TREY

TRESSES OF TRAYVON

You see me in my hood,
but thats only cause my hair ain't dry yet,
still got another hour till this thang can come alive,
my mane is getting done but under a hood its hidden,
Cause these silky strans just need love and weather protection,
it takes finesse to get my messy mop of frizz snarl free and a lot of time to tame my do of ringlet wannabes,
 if you wonder what lurks its my beast getting worked,
but I was fixing for a cigarillo so I grabbed my purse,
 took a stroll to the corner store,
what up to the clerk, at first he thought the worst, n had to take a second look,
 like I was maybe gonna rob him but I was 

working on my bob
He  didnt know about the half done job under the cloth,
 little did he know I was primping just before,
Wasn't trying to run into anybody that I know,
I mean  I'm surely super fresh but I was dressed in ugly sweats,

My tangled head prevented me from presenting all my best,
But on my way home, well, little did I know,
About the man who sat in the window,
 between blinds spying on me,
But I'm as innocent and as infant,
As he gripped his glock,
My happy ass just kept walking down the sidewalk 

Cause you see me walking by and instantly I'm outta line cause its night time the moon is up and I be out so I guess I must be getting into something cuz nobody else be up for nothing at this time a night the only Stirring up be troubling

you're wondering what kinda laws that i'm defying and my long leg strides tell you I'm running from a crime, 

so what u some street team justice league master

neighborhood watch leader ? crime stoppin' thug blaster?

All-seeing cross-guard n' side-walk referee

Armchair window peeper, after hour peace keeper?

On the lookout for hoodlums in hoods who be up to no good,

On the watchout for thugs in Lugs who be out for blood

Got a keen eye on crooks and kids crossing through your yard 

Your fully loaded glock tightly gripped between your arms

Imagination's running wild when you see me, just a teen

Already got a lawyer to protect you from police

you see me walkin by, instantly im outta line

its nighttime the moon is up im out so i must

 be getting into something
cause nobody else be up for nothin

at this time of night the only thing stirring up be troubling

you're wondering, what s kinda law i be defying,

my long legs' strides tell you im running from a crime 

I've got my hoodie on and up so i'm terrifyin' ya

you're dreading what be in my pocket as your finger slides....
Zimmerman, and his racist sentiment,
Couldn't tell a homebound brown skinned kid from a criminal convict.

Cause what I was teaching for, was just a comb, you deplorable murderer - I never made it home.

RADDEST QUEEN - Raz-Pro - Wash Up

RADDEST QUEEN

Princess biznotch is me one day ill be the raddest queen

the baddest and the gladdest only dream about such royalty,

loyal on your knees, kneel, lean up, but don't step to me

if u dare to push the envelope, ill pull u like a lever

See if keep the biznotchallenged then u clever

Watch the biznotcheck yourself before you speak of biznotch

Chill out with the biznotchangeyaflow

Stream of thought that the biznotch chase forever more  

whatever keeps the folks hitched, i nail em em like a mallet

Hammer heads who in my niche in the kitchen fill my chalice

Colorful my pallet be, brushin haters off gently

At the palace with her pals, thats the place you wanna be

Its debauchery cahoots cruising crews included too,

Hanging out, Talking bout how we used to rhyme in pews

Now these stanzas set to sell, but you know we keep it real

Musical sucess measured in a form spiritual

Hip hop heaven underground nah i don't mean hell

Like a llama spitting fresh fetched from the well

Fill another glass with those biznotch tales

Pass around what you got rhymewise with ya pals

Keep close with the folks even tighter with their ears

Do you feel me? Can you hear my clearly? check one, two

im going viral but these fools keep asking bout my style

My fashion sense in every breath i get dressed by the pen

Other rappers wrap themselves in trendy plastic sells   

get admired for their jacket brands more than their racket they call jams

Fans love the pants but don't give a damn where you stand

Fancy green grass and a mansion but your rhymes all trash

Put a cap on ya chatter time to practice all ya stanzas

119The Key to being emcee never quit the rhyme till u hacking

My other rule? No underpants, cunts, or any pansies

They can blow me kisses but dont get to ride my pony

In the land of princess biznotch, never anybody lonely

even bitches got a rhyme its a sandwish with baloney

Hungrey for some more of me, still think im just a phoney

see i got some personalities but they dont come for free

all my eyes combine and soon trignometrical design

Each ID a different side who am I? lemme decide

Never lies but i choose to recognize whichever side

provides the most to who be in the front or on my side

No surprise but its wise to verbalize where crowds can find

I apply every vibe, always color in the lines

in the sky high as ever but not all yall on my level

Like my 3 headed pandas in the sky doing stanzas

reaching crowds with more than sounds as they bounce from red

to write it down, fore to front in front of crowds you must know how they get down

tell the truth even if you only got like a few

Overstood logic means you know what coulda should

Fill your mind with OUGHTTAs and consider all that MAY or SHOULD

biznotch wanna say what you wanna hear but she do what she ought no matter how sincere she not  

Party Tard Speed

Hear "Party Tard" on SoundCloud Link 

call me PB, heard about my rhyme spree?

my momma said amanda, then began the beat,
forever been a twisted sister and bit of a freak, 
believe you me do i gots nice genes

It's me and my amphetamines 

my speedy mindless nights 

I hide eyes wide awake pupils dilated 

by daybreak I'm a sorry sight 

I'm fried both day and night 

My thoughts are so fast I think I just strained my back

dry skin from too many cigs my heart rate climbs

My jaw clenched tight teeth grinding  

 I'm a user and abusing never minding what the crime 

I'm a junkie sloppy druggie fucked up losing all my pride 

no joke im just a dope head double dosing brain is toast, 

no day break in this basement for the next 48

how come my dopamine just aint enough to get me up? Chemically entrusted me, I squeeze out the last of all i got

Feeling me, till im pleased, then peace reality I'm off to a land where the scene aint a front

Where people got my back, and i'm leader of the pack, nobody taxing my ass, its a fantastic blast

family is getting distant cause I'm fighting for a casket

when my pack of irrational maggots be in a jam

they be asking where Im at cause Im nasty on the track

Im the liquor that they mix

im the poison im the fix

the blast, the mish mash the green the red the blue the black

im the callous on your ass, I'm under your skin a tick i itch you scrac

im inertia im the dart, im the devil's little nark

I hop and skip your pulses as I drown you in the ocean

Like erosion I rub close enough to make you lose ya focus

im deep I creep from beneath so watch ur toes

I choke out fools with their own chains made of and gold

cause they fake so I lay their plastic asses out to bake

 I rain upon their lame parades and give their babies extra shake

How biznotic! Never thought it could be so exotic

Its an erotic hypotic kinda godess

From my noggin out my body started in heart

When it comes out it be mighty hard to stop

This flow, I got it, like a powerful watah fawcett,

I fought it like a protestant before but now applaud it

Heard it, wanted it, so I sought it out then i got it ,

Signed BIZNOTCH on the dotted line allotted,

Got beef, got blood, aint got no doubt about it

Fuck it , i be on it, im a proud ass rhyming goddess

Your momma told ya, Quit bouncing on the bed, 

well my momma told me quit bobbing ya head

because we running out of tylenol, you'll never see me fall

cause i be climbing higher than the escalators at the mall

If you laying on the train tracks choo choos your last

pop a Louie pop a fewey till a chemical attack

Reaction AA hey fools say my name take away the reputation but you still the same

You want it to be known – let it be done be known

we learnt it at school about the books we read at home

but who was that? Dr. someone, professor thatsafact

enough of phds gimme lmnopeace

Cause the shit that I spit is so legitaytmirte

its so delicious, its a shame for you to miss

so listen to the princess as Im' enlisted cause

each one of my tits so big its got they own zip cvode

Who Am I ? You can catch me on the fly, knees knocking in my knicker bockers

rap a lot and talk a ton

a chatter box rapper smashing rhymes just for fun

Shit gets risky quick when emcees  wanna roast my mind

like dietitions saying fist sized chicken cut'll get you right