Credits

  • Amanda Hamlin
  • Princess Biznotch
  • Priaine G Letrime
  • RAZ-PRO

Saturday, January 24, 2026

Gee Time Thouroufmgh bred

I got my OG Unlike anyone I ever seen
 He  Works hard got bread and eats a** just like they said
 He's got scars from stabs and shots from police man He did a lot of time in federal prison He cooler than a cucumber hornie Then my last dude he loves me so sunny s*****You don't get jealousHe thinks it's cute
  He like everything I do he really digs my style it's true I can make him laugh because should I say is off hand left field absurd he thinks but he gets my s*** he come back with some dad type guys

Sunday, January 18, 2026

a

Story gets deeper
Sadder than a horse's back seat Rider ,
Wasnt lighter, and he ain't a clyde
ass wider than a doublewide black eyed battered wife,
whiter the top upon her trucker hubbie
plus his knuckles holding tight the neck
of bud light bottle ror condoleeza rice, 
thsn a double load freight pile, falling over the sides,
 some say its a crime 
but no charge been tried, 
but no shadow of doubt, 
that she shattered thr stallion his spine, 
last fourth of July , 
She was hoisted up by helicopter, and sat upon a saddle that took 10 cowhides
she 
swears he would never hurt a fly,  
never leaves his side,
what happened that night
  can never be surmised, when asked do he cheat, beat you, or hit you sometimes, the bitch says nay, like where did the body go? Cause no trace left behind.... 

Drunker than a pack of frat boys at the end of the night, 
thirstier than a islamic marathon runner on ramadan, like a camel in the saharA, humps filled with straw, llke hunchbCk of notre dame but curved towards the sun, a casanova 

Trashyer than a camel smoking ragged racoon whos dumpster got rusty, so they got one thats new, he's too old for pets mart, only eats fast food after been chewed, he's cute but with 1 Tooth and flunked out of school, attempts to get into the zoo but they refused, now his stinks too,so  he's a  stunt double for pepe le pew.  

Colder than the shoulders of a nudist contortionist in the North pole doing yoga poses upon a lake that's been frozen over In a frigid storm,  

I'm super, I'm extreme, im the extra most bestest thing, anything you can be, I can be more, it don't mean Better, but whose keeping score

Longer than the dawg house yard or repunzel locks or oddsdey 
 
soldier returning from a battle that began before his fiur times great grandfather was even born,  
  freeloader 

Greater than the sharpezt parmdzdan grinder , teachefz scantron, than the oldest living relative whoz my pops moms pops fathefz ma ma 

Fought harder than a spartan, to keep out of deeper water
Shallower than a valley girl, who looks good but sounds retarded, 

Deeper than a Mariana trench, than a Y question by existentialy curious kid filled with dread about death and what happens next n listening to the jMd band with his friends at a fest on acid

More petty than a brunch going passive aggressive flawless supermodel whose endless mimosa coupon is the most used card in her wallet and keeps her drunk all week-long, and she goes every day, catcalling the orange farmer as he hauls more often, looks like the hulk, more oranges than the orchard can fall, cause while she enjoys to watch, her ex-husband is his lover, so while he sleeps alone, she downs anothers

Dumber than a bag of hammers that nailed the door to the floor and failed the ace in the hole and passed tapped the 2 by the 4 and stripped the screw from driver school 

More Wishy washy than the date and time of black mans Almanack biannual jamboree jam pot luck held at high noon harvest moon 

MORE FAXS than britannica  almanacks, less tax than city lamps posts or uncles sam, more lax than ohare or saggy pantx or allanesse morissette  utenzild for salad plus full houses unclr jeff 

Tighter Might, than tales with holey gaps  lost time or alibis, you 

MORE fibbing than gym sessions gabbing chatts sisters VIRGINZ WHO LIE, Confessing. the under arm flabb the bad wing swings like kids recess set,,
Flimsier than a waifer. Y
 hillbilly  twang blonde 0

Crummyier than a cracker at a crappy pakistani by the hour inn, Blended with lead paint chips n with l left in tb

Badder than the luck under a ladder,
 after crackled glzss, passed a black cat ,
WORSER than the last, loser than an anorexic pants,
Badder than a babe Ruth, than goody two shoes two faced snitch or Snickers, Tooth ache, breaking News. 

Softer than the morning dew,
than a door mat acting man with no bone in his back, than a debut venue without a newspaper preview 

Thinner than ya skin after an hour long bath nap
Harder than a diamond , than the blood pumpong organ inside lf me artery, 


Louder than a spaceship crash against a giant turbine
Stronger than a sailors knot, a pop eye punch after a spinach gulp

Farther than the 






Saturday, January 17, 2026

sew so goods

 I was gluin a few , together, 

a few in the queue or several for later, whenever

Infusing these two , by thread.

 So making them one.  extended 

I was fixing this , making it like new again,

  revamped redid redo for the debut, 

like undoing what time ,

 winding it back , to when it first became mine,

 condition was Prime 

Mending this rip , a tare, from a minor

 accident , it shall be spared , 

The tools in this kit should be efficient, 

I think if I give it a whirl i could get it,

 sonewhere, moving in the right direction 

Cause I got skills, hands and the half a mind 

 to try to improve what others have left behind,

 now its our space place time grime to 

cover the crumbled , disguise the less than nice sights, to emphaize what looks nice instead of how many times , you tried to look on by

 I delay replacing shit cause I really give a care

, I save items not time , the earth under my eye, 

1 man garbage , means it's worth a try

could  shine one last round, a blemish don't mean it's finishes, or bound  to be buried underground till time crush it down, 

The brotherhood of better bonds , we stick with it cause we proud, cause we can , and are allowed, accept refuse from others who thick things just made to break and go in and out aroun and around

rebuilding , uncrumbling, redo due to neglect, the inventor said whzt tk thd engineers who did thier best, thd hands that machines knumb crom motors over spun, they rumble without much heart to endow, the products they spit out, more than we can count, astounding , how little they vary 

 The only handcraft 










I was finding to fix this 

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

RGBTC

RGBTC

Royal Glass Bead Treasure Chest

here i be, mobile jewelry boutique

Handmade glass beaded accessories of most supreme, 

I blend, I mismatch, asymmetric color blast exact

i get crafty like rainbow splashes out ya ass head

my menagerie im managing got so much to examine

My necklace sets test confidence cause my style so underrepresented

i tease the world with cleavage  with  colored beaded weaving

You can get in trend and hang the spectrum from your neck

get 8 rainbow shades each to frame your face

misbehaving engravements display just how courageous

Your piercing proves you can carry more than just the news,

I hang metal rings chains from every spot that i choose

Like a safe, kept close and safely locked I carry props, 

Kids get green quick watch my charms and diamond in the rough

contaminating flashes of gem shines display more than status

quartz zapping inventively stacked beads attractive fashionable 

But diffusion to the masses of these royal glass fashions unto humans international

I got stuck in a box decorated extra glossy

Royal inventory stock of products on the way....

Rifle Excitement

RIFLE EXCITEMENT
The day I found the gun I held it in my hand
gripped so tight till my fingers lost their tan  
held it kept it close carried it upon my shoulders,
 nestled in between my breasts, I was a fan like a teen with a beiber poster
never wanna let it go even when I showed the bros
Next to me when i ate, buckled up on the interstate
when at night I lay to sleep still my heat be within reach
heavy weigh the anticipated instantaneous spray as a
 Hurst after bullets taken your breath we be shooting the shit but got my guard my metal arm and fist, plus its barrel so clean like tweet tweet marathoner take the streets, triggers say skeet skeet lead shower do excrete  ,
my side kick prosthetic limb my piece protects and also freaks out sensitive kids, 
IM A CCW, hold my ground Loud and proud sunn of a gun, I carry, I pack, I'm a rep the 2nd amendment, I got 9s and 22s, AR 15 through the wazzu, castle fulla magazines, trespass me imma queen with a line, cause this bang gonna rang from here to ducks lake,  without a decoy I'm still a cock it back and watch em turn, n say bye, I threaten cause my weapons 
 Iso my arms forever free and at peace ... and at piece, yeah it was the piece
My rifle super righteous mightier than Titans Triton longer than a city pipe this piece so heavy it's exciting

Saturday, January 3, 2026

blood jump fall

One time I fell down and tried to get app
 reached for a hand whose fingers were sharp and cut me like blood 
looked back and saw my skin upon the floor
 my red kneecaps swell  Damn now, I'm too short 
black masking tape. never better than maybe at the gate 
when I see red that's when shit's gonna leak
 skin deep read the fine print peeps 
don't let your hair down guard up and dog down. 
if your left hand signing but yourt right cant spell
I'm Putin you on like a latina brow
gypsies win by loudest retell
Don't forget about the mouse funding clowns around the fountain. 
Let's not fuck and say we did it out of love
My guns aint gone where my trust fund belongs
My arms are up ciucher avec moi? Menagerie tois or nah?

Im A Shore Kid, Im a whore, bitch
I'll cut you off like foreskin, 
Dig out your porcelain,
cause I'm hard like a tortoise but Im pretty like a orchid
I'm more than you can afford
I make you itch when I roar
I got my stripd from little tykes
I pour out some rockstar for my folks
I go hard for my lake shore boys 

 What you aint never dine. Heard the tall
 diner refill my cup. Then they follow-up 
like I owe them something, but I paid up front 
so time's up, time to get goin', 
wish we had more we e ain't got none
No more , I say , keep the streets full of holes
skin a cat five times before I go it on my own
catch a looney toon, track the slime from a toad , 
he claimed he came from 2 towns over what he thinking brand new. 
Yes, so rude. The only kind of attitude, no disrespect, just kinda it's cool. 
These bare hands beholden truth.
 It's just English for you, fucking immigrants
 with a blanket.  Coded rancid gifts, 
when you made 1 word can tell 
behind iron bars, keep the peace to yourself,
 by the way.  I wrote the cliff view notes 

Im A Shore Kid, Im a whore, bitch
I'll cut you off like foreskin, 
Dig out your porcelain,
cause I'm hard like a tortoise but Im pretty like a orchid
I'm more than you can afford
I make you itch when I roar
I got my stripd from little tykes
I pour out some rockstar for my folks
I go hard for my lake shore boys 

Booster shot on swim day,
 swim team out sick by sunday
Im a bloody old bag built of badness blood and bones
just enough guts to solicit the g code, when you white .You right 
whether or not?You like you can try to spin it if u clockwise
You don't know Bush, I'll hang you up like oak wood. 
Thus, Spake out my mouth, 
basic business delishness. Rule the world 
like fruit roll up your lids and read tarred, please.
The 3 branch land got More than tsktsk under hand 
,we know A thru the z, written less, alphabet
 my friend Boule vard got a Lane to an extent
 your dinner ain't what I'm Pointer fingering trying get,
my Dip Pol ma, 2 ducks amd a hen. 
like a thousand times your Thots No Thanks, 
Can't Read, Caint spam thislang then u can't hang 
Take a nether truth catch another guess n check , 
when the greenbacks dead men look like me
  I'm the shortstop n the ref, and the bench and the president
oin coin coin gwan wichu bloody carribiean
 pretentiousness accident checks, 
No i land more like pimple made of sand,
 Just a lil tap n slackers Hang ten

Im A Shore Kid, Im a whore, bitch
I'll cut you off like foreskin, 
Dig out your porcelain,
cause I'm hard like a tortoise but Im pretty like a orchid
I'm more than you can afford
I make you itch when I roar
I got my stripd from little tykes
I pour out some rockstar for my folks
I go hard for my lake shore boys 

taxing, brass tax , n collateral amethyst
 n diamonds pretty pretty princess heavy set, 
when Guggenheim got dimes behind the glass,
 u know its Time to to Mine Your chinaman masster
Silver tongue and quick slips under breath, eck
business men with mandarin left the triple Chen 
n sold his opium for alphabet, 
Now we Land Of The Free but i aintm into Cheap, 
gifted don't mean granted Hill piston, im ranting
if  don't got skin in this or limping you just got scammed
 and now you holding hay instead of grass No Cash, 
Fire on the shake cause the bow to much like courtsey, 
 look at chu , punk 5 fingers round another
 hand and Eyes lock , like cone on,
dude is u about to fuck, 
My list be adding up my longer than the oddesy or CVS recipes 
machine gun  kelly  time to kill till its fetty
 that's just ma Mandy, she do Books 
like a hot 4 eyed nerd  notathing unDer her skirt
, she write me up like she write me up 
like Speak it Son Spit it Out , 
Articulate It Now Or Else Get Stunned down, 
No More Mumble Jungle , southern draws n gargle stumble 
Cleveland accent , phonetically correct , 
Our vernacular aint theatrical, 
just best colloquiallis 
Oxford work ought not be blurred 
this verse ain't never really gonabe heard 
ok understood
Fuckin Chryst Ford   




French Idiomz


Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Nasty Sick Patient

for all intents and purposes -
The imbecile is me 
i got me sickle cell from my
 expletstive delete
My libido gave me shingles
 like where do i begin
So smooth his kiss slipped me into immunodeficient 

 he makes me miserable , 
he keeps me super sick
 begging for his pill 
cause its addictive to be his

its a freakshow bass ackwards sado masochism let down big lies promises so far sorry expired but sorry never his fault, hes been clear - he aint g
Nice little cunumdrum knumbskull creep in till morning come left without a krumb scratching side ur head got ur chin upon a rest , tracing your steps , how dynamics seem yo hoodwink ya in a head spin whirl wind wothout a hint seems so right like im losng every time no reason getting jiggy should leave you inna bind 
Gimme a house call , House call , im a wreck since my feet got swept ,, hes a womans man a lover he the best regret i wish i never met
Nasty rash crass drastic, fever from my lover Leaving
 


Wednesday, August 14, 2024

Mechanic Tim

Get Me A Mechanic, when my whip actin erratic,
I'm really in a panic, need a man who can handle it 
like my vehicle be static cause my circuits short like a temper tantrum,
just an endless pit of grief oh my machine of faulty pieces
 leaking liquids onto streets, 
Make me failing all my e-checks, 
geez my rides so close to being just some seats, 
or a safe cause my trunk need a key

triple AAA know me by name, 
I carry a generator, plus a back up jetta, 
this whip ain't getting any better
Autro zone show up in Google as my home
If you look under my hood, 
ain't a single part loookin' good

my tires more bear than a yogi, namaste, 
am I coming? na I'ma stay where i'm at
cause these wheels are riskier than Russian rouette
I gps 3 ways before I leave the drive way
the motor so loud, no need to text OMW

Get Me A Mechanic, Im looking all across the planet
my car looks like I be homeless and an addict 
I wanna trade it in, but this one is like a kid
its where I feel like I'm in charge, its where I sing
its the one Ive got, since I drove it off the lot






Friday, November 17, 2017

RED IN STONE

RED IN STONE

HEAD

Captivator demonstrator, samurai Empire primer ...

Emcees came and went, mentally in flames, I'm spent, sent, gassed, on a death dash,

In ears of Wu in red I'm lead From the rays to the splash

Just beyond the surface top, tossed trash kinda track

I mask a wish to be the best as I rest under obsidian rock blessed

My Brain spew stew, now slurp my mumble jumble til u rumble forever know a G who pulled the lever

Who be PB? I'm an H-E-A-D, A yoke and a rope got me tied to a post yep,

This is princess simply distress less, while you try to scope me out im soaking wet shouting out

I reek devout To the folks I'm stooping low but to you I'm on my toes

Shake me poke me vote me insane but no one's to blame

I came like whoa as we moped and slipped the slope,

My brain floated up cranium like Humpty dump,

I rolled and kept with the flow as the dust settled n such

My head bones thick enough to take your tusks out to lunch

I crunch serial killers counting on a hollow box

Nah I'm goth with a buttress fully stocked, my knot got me locked so I keep it fly with Parisian talks,

Pterodactyl flocks shocked I round-house kicked em out like my ave's I got from my pops,

Styles loud n sharp I rock facial scars plowed from chicken pox like i fought mounds of crud but Now I'm clean, clear and yes, I do strut, In - Dee- End the only pounds be found around my gut

My crown triple spiked tight with HG mercury from seat nuts and also octopus-E

Spaced-out grout got my tiles stuck on a different route

As my smiles turn to growls from the lips on my pout,

Grab a towel wipe ya sweat cause my upper fuzzy lips may doubt,

My skulls took it south full of shards and algea shocks,

My morrow followed barnacles n stuck straight to ship docks,

The name came in dribbles out your mothers navel

Numbed from tickles 9 months out her kettle,

Relinquish never but tear apart your scripts and letters,

Bitch ploease oops nah Doomed forever by the skittle,

Killer thrills built by nihilistic kids with pens and bit tittles ,

Like a fiddle play PB from a distance thats the scribble,

Bid never, no Sale Don't gamble with her brittle,

Baby pit G-nut bred, hell bent, heaven sent

Return to sender the ruckus but never quit the RED----




HEAD

Captivator demonstrator, samurai Empire primer ...

Emcees came and went, mentally in flames, I'm spent, sent, gassed, on a death dash,

In ears of Wu in red I'm lead From the rays to the splash

Just beyond the surface top, tossed trash kinda track 

I mask a wish to be the best as I rest under obsidian rock blessed 

My Brain spew stew, now slurp my mumble jumble til u rumble forever know a G who pulled the lever

Who be PB? I'm an H-E-A-D, A yoke and a rope got me tied to a post yep,

This is princess simply distress less, while you try to scope me out im soaking wet shouting out 

I reek devout To the folks I'm stooping low but to you I'm on my toes 

Shake me poke me vote me insane but no one's to blame 

I came like whoa as we moped and slipped the slope, 

My brain floated up cranium like Humpty dump, 

I rolled and kept with the flow as the dust settled n such

My head bones thick enough to take your tusks out to lunch

I crunch serial killers counting on a hollow box 

Nah I'm goth with a buttress fully stocked, my knot got me locked so I keep it fly with Parisian talks,

Pterodactyl flocks shocked I round-house kicked em out like my ave's I got from my pops, 

Styles loud n sharp I rock facial scars plowed from chicken pox like i fought mounds of crud but Now I'm clean, clear and yes, I do strut, In - Dee- End the only pounds be found around my gut

My crown triple spiked tight with HG mercury from seat nuts and also octopus-E 

Spaced-out grout got my tiles stuck on a different route

As my smiles turn to growls from the lips on my pout, 

Grab a towel wipe ya sweat cause my upper fuzzy lips may doubt, 

My skulls took it south full of shards and algea shocks, 

My morrow followed barnacles n stuck straight to ship docks, 

The name came in dribbles out your mothers navel 

Numbed from tickles 9 months out her kettle,

Relinquish never but tear apart your scripts and letters, 

Bitch ploease oops nah Doomed forever by the skittle, 

Killer thrills built by nihilistic kids with pens and bit tittles , 

Like a fiddle play PB from a distance thats the scribble, 

Bid never, no Sale Don't gamble with her brittle, 

Baby pit G-nut bred, hell bent, heaven sent 

Return to sender the ruckus but never quit the RED---

PUSSEYEDON

 PUSSEYEDON

it is not blasphemous in fact it's miraculous conception

 its the spawn of biznotch spout from her very own erection

its her heir her mane little man her Apple in her hand

princess bore herself a processor in the lab

Inspiration: legacy, in my arms for all to see

What kinda dynasty could ever be what could I leave? you ask

Of the essence of biznotch but from not her uterus or crotch

Forever kingdom shall maintain a forwards march!

around the clock in any spot nothing less than all I got

How seriously surreal a god, and healing a metaphor, a kid creation by means of a mix of physics, heart and soul

but I'd say this sans-cock concoction super radical

Super-me 2.0, my first lass personal,

Watch out ! Son of biznotch, destined for power trip, a tower

one day he'll be king keened in to every lip sour

Whip in shape my flap trap cause what I spit need to be checked  

I shall name him Pusseyedon, ruler of the sound waves,

Pusseyedon, Son of Biznotch, in his name, from whence shoulda came

Instead of ocean spray this prince reigns upon a different range

Every ear his media, where his saving grace is waged

I'm taking over fate, pumping mythological weight,

I'm changing legends myth bustin up to date,

Triton by tradition, modern day stereo remote, 

Mic controller, floor holder, captain of news anchor folks

PA system patroller, cursed word muffler, joke amplifier,

clarifier sworn in speaker, ceromonial master 

Eyes on the vibes, propagator of the amplifier

the bass floor bump stopper and volume recognizer

sinusoidal kinda guy concerned not with your eyes

but what's upside your head, on either side, 

Pusseyedon keep in mind what might your inner ear be feeling like


Gid bless the DJ lord thank the mc

Dont firget tk tip your waitress, and the bartender says see you next week

What a day in sound, what my pusseyedon compose and control

Fuck an algorithm , my feed aint a fake

Thou art machine thus mine tastes like grape

Vine mixed with van gogh times casey kasem NPR merry melodies fuzzy AM ASMR 

RSS ABC disney strings 90s boombap n biggie 

Preschool recess, water falls splash and trickles waves crashing

Broken plates Ivy league lectures on physics RZA

FCC NASA CB radio or Scanner of local police,

Decades behind us Nazi chants and camp songs fromy past

Peanuts and 





Mr. MIC - Sage Francis - Midgets and Giants

MR MIC

so you're the king everybody's sinning in, my holy god sent me here so I can start my sirening,
oh my captain, lets begin, its princess biznotch at your whim,
hope you are listening cause i'm about to plug it in
long time been loving you, tuggin on your string,
but now i finally get to hug you, oh you trebled little thing
I've been lugging around this jugular, Trying to get a gig,
But My guts all in a bunch I'm buggin' - Never even touched ya
Might my metallic Majesty be just a malice? A fallacy, a foe, NOT friendly stalk of talent ? 
a crowd reacher tramplifier mass provider for improvisers, 
a twerp down to reblurt whoever gives a chirp
No matter whos last, first, or if they're cursing in their verse - 
you're the hurst, you make it worse, whether open-mic or church
You make cheap talk shocking when your power loudens 'em up,
You invade n cross fade huffs and puffs and i've had enough
 you're just metal nuts and bolts staken claims out your dome maign
oh mr microphone you just like a little ho
you be getting off like any type a dude who grab ahold of ya,
Wanna flow in ya, yea, they wanna get to know ya,
Want a little show they just throw you on the pole,
They be Tappin' on your foam, blowing, Checkin' if ya home
Any hey, wave, or vibe provided you'll amply amplify
You don't deny, you be the life, the ups, the spine,


(Rhymers grasp your wires whining as they cross the line 
Your wire grasped wraps around a rhymer's hand
winds ing-round-the chime
The pressure's own main disguise, cry riser, riot inciter, triflin' enticing sheisty vice-synthesizer)

You get feisty, get mighty tight with lies, truths, despite whats right
No matter who got an invite You'll hike up any sound bite,
You upsize mice squeaks and subwoof buzzing bees,
Cause fright with feed back static and max out frequencies
You can please or get queasy any kid in your vicinity,
You're a sleezy piece of treason cause you tease up breathing beasts and sneezes,
You deem anything that hits your screen good enough to re-leak,
You just get dropped down in or get locked in fists n grips of emcees n tossed between
Crews cause you just the prop while shout-outs and what's up's
Property of who be trying to rock you in the spot
You reek of vocal boxed peeking notes and harping hearts
Bleeding pleases, Unmumbling shouts from out of mouths
Whichever organism's strings wanna sing you just the thing
Whoever brings ahem to hem or bit of phlem
Whatever stutter wanna flutter by your stand, you the eye-glass
Magnifier, catalyzer, the moth-to-flame-the fire,
The inquirerer's ignant mouths and copy cat repliers,
You're the wire-tappin' the toes bystanders kinda guy,
Jamming electrodes in their holes, whatever load a bro drop upon you,
You in mode, like a strobe light you ignite n explode as you are told,
You're the public dunce, stooge of the fuss, silent-shunning lung laming
Servant of mouths too dried out to intoxicate without some aide to recitate
Fables get laid in your grate, messy confessions get blasted by your team-mates
Youre a nasty actor's instrumental tool of ultra-urgent chatter of fools
The masses get blasted by your excremental raspin'
So you think youre god-sent to the kid who ain't got a pen,
You're like yep, pick me up, I'll be your best friend,
I ain't got no soul to keep me grounded, dude, I'm rude,

Just Do It Be The Mic Code, Mic Check One Two....


so you're the king everybody's sinning in, my holy god sent me here so I can start my sirening,
oh my captain, lets begin, its princess biznotch at your whim,
hope you are listening cause i'm about to plug it in
long time been loving you, tuggin on your string,
but now i finally get to hug you, oh you trebled little thing
I've been lugging around this jugular, Trying to get a gig,
But My guts all in a bunch I'm buggin' - Never even touched ya
Might my metallic Majesty be just a malice? A fallacy, a foe, NOT friendly  
instead of a friendly mass-stalk of talent ? 
a crowd reaching tramplifier mass providing for improvisers, 
like a twerp down to reblurt whoever happens to give a chirp
No matter whos first or who curses in they verse - you the hurst, you make it worse
You're the shock for cheap talks volume power poppin' up blows n puffs,
You invade n cross fade you're just nuts and a bolt staken claims out your dome maign
oh mr microphone youse is such a ho, you be getting off any type a dude who get ahold of ya,
Wanna flow in ya, wanna get to know ya,
What like every dude wanna throw you up upon the pole,
Need a witness, so they wanna get you front seat tickets to they show,
Tappin' on your foam, blowing in ya, Seein' if ya home
Any vibe wave or hey provided you amply amplify
You don't deny, you be the life, the vine, the ups, the spine, the wire winding-round-the chime
The pressure's own main disguise, cry riser, riot inciter, triflin' enticing sheisty vice-synthesizer
You get feisty, get mighty tight with lies, truths, despite whats right
No matter who got an invite You'll hike up any sound bite,
You upsize mice squeaks and subwoof buzzing bees,
Cause fright with feed back static and max out frequencies
You can please or get queasy any kid in your vicinity,
You're a sleezy piece of treason cause you tease up breathing beasts and sneezes,
You deem anything that hits your screen good enough to re-leak,
You just get dropped down in or get locked in fists n grips of emcees n tossed between
Crews cause you just the prop while shout-outs and what's up's
Property of who be trying to rock you in the spot
You reek of vocal boxed peeking notes and harping hearts
Bleeding pleases, Unmumbling shouts from out of mouths
Whichever organism's strings wanna sing you just the thing
Whoever brings ahem to hem or bit of phlem
Whatever stutter wanna flutter by your stand, you the eye-glass
Magnifier, catalyzer, the moth-to-flame-the fire,
The inquirerer's ignant mouths and copy cat repliers,
You're the wire-tappin' the toes bystanders kinda guy,
Jamming electrodes in their holes, whatever load a bro drop upon you,
You in mode, like a strobe light you ignite n explode as you are told,
You're the public dunce, stooge of the fuss, silent-shunning lung laming
Servant of mouths too dried out to intoxicate without some aide to recitate
Fables get laid in your grate, messy confessions get blasted by your team-mates
Youre a nasty actor's instrumental tool of ultra-urgent chatter of fools
The masses get blasted by your excremental raspin'
So you think youre god-sent to the kid who ain't got a pen,
You're like yep, pick me up, I'll be your best friend,
I ain't got no soul to keep me grounded, dude, I'm rude,


Just Do It Be The Mic Code, Mic Check One Two....

KINGDOM BIZNOTCH Natural draft

Kingdom Biznotch Unedited Conversational
So Youre the king everybody sinnin’ in
My holy god sent me here to start my sirenin’ oh my captain lets begin its princess biznotcH at youre wHime - Hope yall are listenin’ cause Im about to do my thing
Long time been loving ya, tuggin on your string, You might’ve seen me around, but im sure you know my sting,
If I may introduce myself, Its Princess Biznotch in the house, your love! A Royal visit just for you so I can announce some truth …Blame my genes for all my fame my fine assets throne and mane, I’m the only heir conditioner of those who are untame, so I set em straight with proper taste, teach them grace give them patience so they can wait gravity so they can stand up upon their feet Home work so they sleep, and myself to give them material for their dream .. I know you feign my palace life, its nice and does suffice. your family has it aok although I own all of your rights, even your left hand is mine, in fact I own it twice. My kingdom includes everything you want and all you got. Me and king pops are the leaders of the cream and the crop, recognize the law says you must play nice, and quite a lot. love us fully and no less but if you’re not in code youre hexed, we gotta lotta rivalries that wanna put my empire to rest, so we curse em, making them into purses or something even worthless,  All the fishes and the earth conditions, reign, and molecules, middle earth, and outerspaces – full custody of his grace, jurisdiction ain’t fiction picture this, my friends. From the top of all the space dust down to the earths crust, It’s ME, biznotch who got it on lock.

Well here at Kingdom Biznotch, fun is always in stock, I gotta keep myself busy or I may blow up the sun for fun the earth just to be silly. Well… when u hear of BIZNOTCH, keep in thought, the company we keep is soul ‘n never copped, my bed post got a lotta marks from the bottom to the top! But they are not lover tally scratches but the masses that I’ve crafted, I mastered them myself, and King was so proud he let me tax them! So You, the public are my subjects of discuession, but let me tell you whats going down so don’t start fussing. Everything was fully blessed by all who were in town and didn’t reject.  The Projects of the inner earth work with logical that’s for sure, objectives perspectives which have never yet been learnt. What I mean is, I got science projects, hobbies, experiments and time to play around with each and every single one of them. I have a zoo of classified organisms Ive envisioned. I got provinces of organized classicisms in ‘em. Oh what I have about, I’m in charge of all around, I’ve got a hundred thousand clouds surrounding the earth to keep from being found, Tunnels in the sky, fireworks underground, psychological mental reasoning crowds count em now, microphones with macrotelesounds coming out, transmitters catching up with mustard spread across sent out to all the cats who cold and hungry cause this biznotch wanna feell u out

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Once upon a Hallelujah

Once Upon a Time hallelujah was the rhyme
The only Emcees I'd ever seen were preaching priests, kind
Praise jesus, keep the creed as i kneeled upon, my knees, 
secretly, id fiend for the day I'd finally get to speak,
Practicing my catechism  keeping with my catholicism , 
my morality my inner mee my curses slurs and ha ha hee hees,
oh jeez what have we 
Oh what a tussled bunch of faggots, do you see? Said pete as he turned to Washington's apple tree. The headless horsemen, said Ill bill you for the chop
The chop, the blocks, the hierarchical rauckus Made pete keep bo peep
the pope he be way at the top 
church songs got guitar now tim and tom be at the altar 
up and down all around turn dis way, sheep 
 homie the clown, nah we don't play,Once Upon a Time hallelujah was the rhyme
The only Emcees I'd ever seen were preaching priests, n kind
Praise jesus, keep the creed , give the peice
as i kneeled upon my knees my fathers white green sheets
secretly, id fiend for the day I'd finally get to speak,
Practicing my catechism  keeping with my catholicism , 
my morality my inner mee my verses turned to curses 
soon were slurs ha ha hee hees, oh jees what have we 
Oh what a tussled bunch of faggots, do you see? Said pete 
as he hammered georges apple tree. 
The headless horsemen, said Ill bill you for the chop
The steeple outta blocks, thus the seats and laymen troughs
 the hierarchy came the rauckus that we mock
Made pete keep bo peep the pope he be way at the top 
bishop not enough now this church songs got guitar
now tim and tom be at the altar 
up and down all around turn dis way, sheep 
homie the clown, said nah we don't play, around
we prey cause w. gray wolves howlings from the mountain

Hey whats up, its princess biznotch, been a long time since we last talked, whats been up
been a minute since i see you in the cut so call me up for some lunch and we can catch up, we can talk you, and then talk me, we'll see what kind of new things swinging in our trees, yeah i got a lot og updates but you;ll never read them on the screens cause the only keys I type are ivory

lordy lordy how do sundays feel to me? 
A total bore, boi like black sabbath kind of torture yo....
We don't do SUNDAYS, we do supper, we do lunch,
we do much, a lot of fussing, sinning n cussing, 
Like morning MASS , the appeal, full clipped aint shit
 new hairdo n black petent leather shoes, lil miss
remember the days we used to rhyme between the pews? 
no more, i told em, We ain't going back. fam
Im the angel im the manger, I'm the soul you wanted - back. 
Whats the sin for the day my son? 
Tell me, confess, I'll up you one, 
im simon says spare me none, double pence for my lends
so you cna be spared, I'll take the chair. 
shore kid, im a whore bitch, ill cut u up like a foreskin,
serve you up on porcelain, slow n hard like a toroise, pretty like a orchid
I'm a martyr for yall cribblits all yall troublessons , im the 
 Pair of titles for your sorrows, n a smile wider than your momma, 
n tell your pops leave me some ima cop his bellow,
 ima cop his bellow, someday I swear,  lead the chorus with my organs 
I'll be older than you Fellows.... zip idee doo daa . prayer
Allelieu, allelieu, song song song 
Once upon a time, before the tub got grimey 
all the little kitties tryina imitate my style
wanna ask me how , turn ma mom upside down,
copycat me once, hope your ass had fun (clown)
try me again, ill tell u how high to jump 
three times just wow pt barnum in the house

Yo Whats good? Its the bza in your hood, been a long time coming, ha, bet chall thought i never would, so hit me back just to chat, cause Im after all who wack,
like i said Im blasphemous, and the worst first and the last. 
We'll be cool, we'll be 3rd world or inner city school, ghostly me, i'm from the hills im sorry sweets, I aint no dealer. 


Friday, January 30, 2015

Play Me Who am i, Ima PLAYER, Im the star, an Actor of real life

Who am I you can catch me on the fly knees knocking in my knickerbockers rock a lot and talks a ton chatterbox rapper smashing rhymes just for fun this chicks spit so ridiculous it's so delicious it's a shame for you to miss it, listen to the princess as im enlisted cauze each one of my tits so big its got they own zipcode

enlist her lips, viciousness and quickness giving you your fix,



....You wanna play me??? PLEASE play me like a violin, I can really be a sweet serenade.
I'll play music. I'll play DA when a friend makes a case. I'll play wifey, ill play house, I'll play dumb to arouse when I wanna get laid down, like role-playing, sure I'm as imaginative as any Whos Line show scenario..... I'm a Theatrical Actor and I'm the STAR but its all me, I'm real I just got a lot of character.s.... that need to be released , I can play pretend but I do not 


Saturday, August 16, 2014

*Rhyme List*

  •  ALBUMS
    Thus Spake Princess Biznotch
    1.       Factory Robb
    2.       MC Platter
    3.       Bizness Of Shapez
    4.       I, Is, Was’ll
    5.       Nothing Before Cool
    6.       Final Grim Game of Doom 
    7.       Amandalicious
    8.       Help-a-Homie Anthem
    9.       Project Monarchy
    10.     Sh…….Shoes
    11.     Rhyme Like This
    12.     Safe Auto
    13.     Maign Squeeze
    14.     Slum To We
    15.     Amandoes Love Me
    16.     Born Against Her Will

     

     


    Thus Spake We
    1.       Thus Spake We
    2.       Raddist Queen
    3.       Don't Make Promises
    4.       INTERLUDE Phone Vacation
    5.       Shut The Gate…. 8 Minutes Late
    6.       Candy Land
    7.       Reprimanda
    8.       Dopalost Along The Way
    9.       Orange Head Sped
    10.     Risky Picknicking
    11.     Sex Routine
    12.     Biznotic
    13.     Giving Back The Leg
    14.     GCS
    15.     PSA


     

     

     

     

     

     

    Thus Got Gacked
    1.       Brainiac
    2.       Pusseyedon
    3.       Mr. Mic
    4.       6th Floor Infantry
    5.       Tresses of Trayvon
    6.       Red In Stone
    7.       Purple Apparatus
    8.       RGBTC, Jazzifier
    9.       INTERLUDE: Rasischism
    10.     Party Tard
    11.     Amanddoes it ill
    12.     Tryna Be A Man
    13.     Fit The Mold
    14.     The Dope Crew
    15.     Game Tourist
    16.     Erotica Wants / WallyDoll
    17.     Detroit Lines
    18.     BONUS TRACK: School of Biznotic

     

     


    Thematic, Raddest, Baddest
    1.       Safe Auto
    2.       Philly Steak Lines
    3.       Grammar
    4.       Rookie Cookies
    5.       Hockey, USA
    6.       Tennis Giant
    7.       Royal Glass Speed Treasure Chest
    8.       Rifle Excitement
    9.       Thanksgiving
    10.     Xmas Jingle
    11.     COVID-19
    12.     Olive Food So Much
    13.     Peanuts
    14.     Peanuts BONUS Content


    Reign of Ma Wu
    1.       MC Sneakin’ Snacks
    2.       Get & Got Nature Stone
    3.       Tall Ass Tails
    4.       Pink Heaven 


     

     

    1 Table of Contents in Trapper Keeper

    BIZRHYMES:::

    2. Factory Robb €

    3. MC Platter €

    4. The Bizness of Shapes€

    5. I Is Was’ll€

    6. Nothing Before Cool€

    7. Olive Food So Much#

    8. Final Grimm Game of Doom€

    9. A to G€

    10. Help-A-Homie Anthem€

    11. Compliance or Conformity aka Project Monarchy€

    12. Shh..Shoes€

    13. Safe Auto#

    14. Rhyme Like This€

    15. Runnin’ - Main Squeeze €

    16. Amanda’s Love Me€

    17. Slum to You€

    18. Don’t Make Promises€

    19. Raddest Queen - Thus Spake We¥

    20. Phone Vacation¥

    21. Shut The Gate / 8 Minutes Late¥

    22. Amanda and Greg Pt. 1¥

    23. Amanda and Greg Pt. 2 Bark to Bite¥

    24. Reprimanda¥

    25. Dopalost Along the Waze¥

    25B. Sped Head ¥

    26. She Was Born Against Her Will

    27. Grammar#

    28. Elixer Taking the Burden¥

    29. All Breezy Sex Routine¥

    30. How Biznotic¥

    31. Giving Back The Leg¥

    32. PSA¥

    33. Philly Steak#

    34. Rookie Cookies#

    35. BRANIAC£ / School of Biznotch

    36. Pusseyedon¥

    37. Hockey#

    38. Zimmer aka Tresses of Trey #

    39. GCS¥

    40. EDITS

    41. Mr. Mic£

    42. 6th Floor Infantry£

    43. Peanuts#

    44. Red in Stone £

    45. Tennis#

    46. Purple Glass£

    47. RGBTC /Jazzifier#

    48. Party Tard£

    49. Amandoes It Ill£

    50. Tryna Be A Man… Da£

    51. Fit the Mold£

    52. The Dope Crew£

    53. Rifle Excitement#

    54. Game Tourist£

    55. Dolly Gal£

    56. Erotica Wants£

    57. End of We Time£

    58. Thanksgiving Rhyme#

    59. Xmas Cheer#

    60. Detroit Lines#

    61. Gods Glory *

    62. MC Sneakin’ Snacks*

    63. Covid 19#

    64. Kids Who Got Got aka Nature Stone*

    65. Tall As Tails*

    66. Pink Heaven*

    67. Dollar Tree*

    68. Mechanic Tim

    69. Ratchet Stallion

    70. Windfall

    71. Preschool Dayz

    72. SPIZOT Royaltitties Shop

    73. Vega Psychedelics

    74. Wifey Me

    75. Green Garden

    75. Moneyy

    76. The 8th Dimension

    77. Under ROCK

    78. Nasty Sick/Drope crew

    78. Larry Altar

     

     

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