Credits

  • Amanda Hamlin
  • Princess Biznotch
  • Priaine G Letrime
  • RAZ-PRO

Monday, September 23, 2024

Tall As Tails

 Im a tall as fuck, lil chubby slutt

my daddy gave me long legs , my brother a upper cut

My BOmb rack achey back whoa I'm breaking necks

Thank christ my blue eyes my ma, ma(y) sassy ass

Cash my pride ousside, glutt(on) ride or die

but I'm too tall wu yall try to climb my heights

Cause where my hips begin

A kids head cant comprehend

He can reach the legal drinking age, top shelf yeah OK 

But still way out of range if he tryna lick a babe 

The air is nice up here

Thinner than a hymen or red cunt hair !

Less pressure on my chest breasts be popin up and out my blouse 

Like kinky melons keeping men's milky dripping down his trou

No doubt my I'm fun like a birthday bounce house

shake and jiggle skin and sinning

Wet Lips whistling im a sirening come hither yeth bish

 

 

I'm a tall tale, white wale, Shakespeare, J Brashear , 

Thus Spake Francais, Dem sang Whoday, WHo?

I'm a real femme fatale, check your.pulse and pinch yourself, 

legends of the ridden mental case 8th Dimension space ragin Dame 

 

I'm taller than the deepest part of the atlantic deep 

I'd hit the pool with yall but the lifeguards panic

The hights i reach well let me see

my diving board sits between the ozone and himalayan peaks 

From the appalachian moonshine makers hideouts be my hollar

And at these alts the O2 be a shock and collar

twice the ventilation, half the molecules for taking

gotta train your respiration lest you in danger of fainting 

Sleeping on your breathing speed gets u dizzy or IQ dippin'

Clumsy ain'tt cute - 1 fell swoop , I mistep, 1 bloop, 

and im a cracker crumbling down twin tower

It's a shame to see  - A sorry sight my final breath 

ain't gonna  Raise a single hair Or scare a feral cat on crack

 Cause it's just an NFL Sunday night tackle  - A lil trip a slip on ice,

To the rest of yall - 10 times you fall down and a dozen you get up but for me ? It's a looooong way down

 

Cause I'm as tall as the [(PCO) road ]pacific coast highway be everlong

To hear you speak i gotta stop drop it low stoop to the ground

My posture top-notch n proper, priority Importance 

so open my throat in and out its a leanring curve no doubt

I smoke my lungs out but my diaphram my well (my god) (enough)

the life line light pulse the power to keep on keeping on

my ribcage weights upon my frame on me like a cast iron stake gate

im winded like a kokopelli loki shaman goblin, mate

out of breath when u this size, gravity a real force (a bitch)

like survivin' be a tough blood, Metabolic burn work 

im chubby but im loveley, fluffy big boned sports authority  

but that dont mean Im sloppy..wap .how FIT Ness

a long legged lady's lifelong nemesis - for as long as I belong to physic laws

i wanna body strong femur bone lean as a lemur tail be long

 but no gym rat or vain ass shallow Venus thirst ever, 

nah, my looks be the devil, catching lusts of innocents, a curse

 

my genes, my height my mighty FINE trite

Righteous white christ elitist believe me ! I beat the smight

Im NICE like my pool is cool with chu no dice

Top of Stalin's wishlist, Im hitler's top five

A couple hunned years of courtship, matching arms, debutant balls

girdle lady maiden dainty damsels in waiting

for suitors pre-approved packing family jewels 

boogies silver spoon heirloom fancy handles 

sets of master rooms my history be the epitome of 

Holier Than Thou n My Shit Don't Stink, 

Noses up Sit Down Pale Skin Lemme Louvres

smokin in his fam than samurais are in japan

So your genes pools get richer as your kingdom brings in dick 

from nether regions in the feudal system Chivalric manorism

so she's promised served as Exotic when they really need a Bard.. 

this hefer nefertiti ready 

spread my cheeks and pop this sphinx.....

 

 

Way up here my blood boils fast

cause sea level so low they lower than the rats

Wanna splash me? Try a tsunami, richeter 5 

try to bend me over yall need gonna the jaws of life (maryianna trench )

im at an altitude iconic as volcanic ash took out my clan

My upper body in ionosphere, my crotch dodges the ISS

get my heat from underneath me cause it rises up

pls my homeostatic sub Saharan desert storm be somthi' (else)

i lick the rings around uranus when Im on my tippy toes

and wipe my brow upon the moon n kick it to and fro  

I'm chem trails wen I cough 

I am litter bug when I floss

Hauk Tuah SUCKin dick be Smarter when You Straw

melting all your hearts 

when i sit down its whiplash for any head that stays attached

I exfoliate my skin to make him grin

cause when he caress me down im smoother than obsidian

I'm ahead the rest by 2steps cause my bones as long as redwood logs

My limbs grow thick ring by ring a hardcore hick,yall

To start though takes twice the torque cause when I stand up I gotta send out an alert to the airlines and the birds detroit rappers shrapnel 

rusty motors skuuurt skuurt

 

 

When I stand up, my veins pump blood faster than an Ethiopian like nerf guns 

super soaking in a race like Usain bolt 

winning gold place or show 

Gotta go slow... cuse of all the UFO's coo co birdy bird ever heard of vertigo?

What im saying is its 1 kick in shin, and its lights out man

Cause Im a riot to be around so like rittenhouse had to take me out 

as i fall i got curb stomped by a killer clown pig Chavinistic river dancing champ a soccer kicker ruder than the ALMS

And my head bones, yea they thick enough

to take your tusks up and out to lunch

 

But it aint a 1 man branch of anarchists anthem babe

I'm a trump tower

Like a 2 thousand man battallion brass marching band type of grand finale

to hand standings acrobatic circus men stacked carte blanche

Im a Ginormous Glamazion Heavy Heart and huuuuuuge fucking hands  

 

While the lower half the rest of me be down to earth as ever

in regular weeather got me changing shirts no matter if dick Goddard were to report the worst, if Maoism came to rule the earth

 I be steady monolith, more rock God can curse, 

I reach heights outta space but sun always stay my ACE

 in my view, arms up I reach heights most of yall can't even shoot

 buck shot even snuck up on, so I stoop, just so my

my eyes reflect upon your moon, and my lips spit  mist coming of the south pacific, opulence, my vision a million fish like a prism, my shine my light blinding acid trip delight

pearls snizz jizz gaked out crystal itis im the brightest BIZ its early xmas when I arrive

straight up my head top be the top knotch hiding spot even K9 proof my Amazonian Minnisotian Duluth size kinda lonely,  tell ya the truth 

 

 ain't no ice enough to bury these thigh cause my knees got tired and tried

 cause osgood-schlotter left my ligaments behind 

so they got torn from quick spurts faster than my tits burst, 

dicks been hard for me since birth, fast pervs, kids, creeps, anybody with eyes could see my skirt 

male teachers quit the district cause they knew they couldn't resist it 

the coaches met with the pto cause they wanted to let a 6 year old 

go triple on their jacket coats varsity before my cursive was learned,

hey had theyr eyes on me and al my "potential" 

cause I've been a beast since before my pretty seen

jailbait was my name and perverts broke thru via the gate

now my legs and story longer than the odyssey they farther than the eye can seent

and Im funny too, act like you know me

 My legs so long a giraffe could lick my asshole I get there twice as fast in haf the steps cause when I walk the earth BOOOM Blast off begin again fools thanks for the Compliement Lo Maign See what I can do.......