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Up in the spizot , like it or not, its the, its, the its the its the princess biznotch you got !!

PREESCHOOL DAYZ

 BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN I WAS A PRESCHOOLER,
BEFORE I KNEW SUMTHIN AND BEFORE I HAD A RULER
ALL I HAD WAS NAP TIME, PLAY HOUSE LITTLE TYKES
YELLOW BUS WOULDC PICK ME UP ALLwhPEANUT BUTTER JELLY CRUST
LUNCH BOX MOM PACK ME w. love ful** up **OF CAPISUN AND MOTTS back in the days when I was a preschooler before I had to do some before I had a ruler all I knew was nap time playhouse and little text YELLOW BUS pick me up peanut butter jelly crush
APPLE SAUCE LITTLE CUPS WERE STICKY ROTTON TOTS 

HAIR UNBRUSHED I WAS A UNPOLISHED, N ROUGHgm

LITTLE PEBBLE STUCK INSIDE A SHOE, SOUNDS LIKE A RATTLE BABY BOP

HANDFUL YES A SASS A SMARTY PANTS  

HANDSTANDS BACKBENDS I WAS AN ACROBATIC JUNGLE RAT

CAUSE NOBODY SAID NUTTON CAUSE MY HAND WAS UP AND DOWN LIKE BOBBIN TO PERCUSSION OR WORKING OUT BARBELLS

 I COULD SNAP MY PANTS YA, BUT ONLY COUNT THE BUTTONS ON MY DESK YET, FROM 1 TO 10 I WAS COUNTING ON A FRIEND WHO WANNA PLAY PRETEND  BUT I WAS ALWAYS CHALLENGING THE LESSEN 

QUESTIONING THE TEACH KEPT HER THINKING IM A OVER ACHIEVER

a WANNA BE TEACHERS PET PEEVE SO I WAS TASKED TO TUTOR KIDS

 WITH LESS THAN PERFECT SCORES OR SET CHROMOSONES 

TOLD TO FOCUS ON THE LESSON INSTEAD OF DISTRACTIONS

CAUSE SO MANY TANGENTS NEVER FINISHED 2ND HALF  

WITH MISMATCHED SOCKS I WAS ROCKIN PARTY DRESSES

LIKE A BIG GIRL IM A BOSS TODAY I DRESSED MYSELF, CANT YOU TELL? I'D BRAG, SO GOOD I CAN EVEN DO IT IN THE DARK

 JANSPORT MY BACK PACK STRAPS TATTERED FROM MY SUCKING TONGUE , WIENDING OFF MY THUMB
ABOUT HIT THE FLOOR MY HOMEWORK WAS PLAY MORE SHARE YOUR PENCILS AND GERMY UNHYGENEIC  SNIFFY NOSE

WATER FOUNTAIN WATER WAS WARMER THAN A GOOEY BOOGERSCHOOL RULES DROOL KEEP ALL YOUR CRAP IN CUBBY BINS

CROYOLA BOX AND TICONDEROGA PENCILS

EACH WEEK TEACHERS PLEAD NEED KLEENEX ! URGENTLY !

EACH BOX STACKED UP LIKE A BLOCKADE FORT, WE READY FOR A WAR FIGHTING BOOGEY Men DEFEND COMMON COLD

LIKE WE WERE FIXING LEAKY SINKS PASSING BUGS LIKE SHOW AND TELL   

ABCS AND 123 SCRIBBLIN fruity markers FOREIGN LANGUAGE   

WRITING LESSENS ENDLESS LETTERS REPETITION TIL WE BETTER 

DEAR MOM PICK ME UP I BE IN THE NURSES THROWING UP

MY DRESS BE TORN AND GOT STAINS GALORE MY BLACK PATENT LEATHER SHOES DONT BUCKLE ANYMORE

PURPLE PAINT UPON MY FACE, GRASS STAINS KNEES AND ANKLES

MY TIGHTS TORN UP CAUSE I KEPT PULLING ON A STRING  

i fucked around again and again

BY LAST NAME ALPHABETIC SEATS ASSIGNS 

FIELD TRIPS PERMISSION SLIPS PRACTICING MY MOMMAS SIG
TAUGHT us songs BOUT LOVE,  cept we could hardly even talk
 SICKER THAN A HOSPITAL WE ONLY FELT LIKE OLDER FOLKS WAS KNOWIN' MORE  
CIRCLE TIME, LULLABUYS, FRIENDS WERE OUTSIDE PLAYING SPORTS
I WAS TALL ENOUGH TO PASS FOR 

Guild

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rismatic Dynamic Retro-tech Abstract-tactile Collage Craft Method With Principles in Pragmatics, classics, Creative expression elements  Balanced In Accented Fashions Brightly Embellishments distinguishing Factor Timeless Designed for future in mind Effects in Five Dimensions of Design for Advanced Visual Stimulation Aethetics No Contexts the bold Distracting busy prints emphasis in discretion impressions of turbulent pattern arrangements based on Plasmatic-Spector Mathematics

 CUT PAPER PIECES ARRANGED IN COHESION AND PLACE BY ADHESIVES 

A curated collection of cut paper pieces pieced in place by 

 adhesives achieveing cohesion upon completion,

Mod Podge Collage Arts Presents,The Retro-Tech Abstract Tact Enhanced Collage

My signature style of collage is mezmorizing like it were Magic Eye!

Beautifying ordinary items into equisite home décor, applying my refined style, enriching the environment with arrays of glitzy bling and elegant images... for the paper becomes the paint as it is all glued together and bonded in a magical work of art.Creating sticky modge podge messes collaging colorful cut-up catalog scraps and covering crap til it's rainbow blasted and treasure crammed with a glossy, tacky finish" **

The Retro-tech Aesthetic is currently* funky yet balanced psychedelic, wonky, wack fashion, a vibe from a decade behind us, glitchy, tacky, woodstock meets jetsons.  

The retro-tech method, is to refrain from using advanced technology and practice in the fashion of those from the past. I do Analog hand cut collage, do not print new materials, and source my paper locally - do not purchase online. 

The retro-tech essence is absolutely present in these pieces- the papers were all from magazines printed previously, used paper. They are also covering items which were used and worn before I picked them.

I always follow traditional method of my whole procedure .

 

The canvas must be a tactile item on hand and in tact, On the surface plain bland or scratch in need of pizzazz , its purpose  still works but its on its last leg , discarded but not broke or garbage, alas 

The imagined canvas should fit in your hand, this first step.

The working condition and state of commission for the item picked, should be existent, in sight, and to remain in place.

For the mission to reduce waste, delay replacement (to save money), improve the space where the item is placed by upgrading the view inserting colors a new. Qualifies as the enhancement we fancy. 

The Material Source to compose your work, must be freely found, used or handed down,  not contain anything of sentimental worth, the sources may be close to home but the breadth publications titles and variety of types of pages make the best displays in the collage we support. In addition the content must be null and void of content. The backwards collage is we only aim for Tiny hi res color ful cuts less than one inch square with nothing but texture, patterns, color, and nothing to make out.

A bed of "everycolor" cuts or curated blend of a shade get random placed to cloak the thing in close up chaos and far away - if all goes well - a collection of curated Collection of cut paper pieces pieced in place by adhesives achieving cohesion upon completion and a pleasing image conceived.,,  

The bling and gems to accent the bed are placed with artistic integrity and balance, the metallic edges and garish glam embellished touch of Funk and flair

Revival by Vibrant expensive cuts to decorate space, and display a distinct and distinguished item to appeal and visually stimulate and allure.  

My Mod Podge Collage arts all follow a certain formula, criteria, created in a method, philosophy, a tradition, a ritual….

Prismatic Dynamic Retro-tech Abstract-tact Collage Craft Method With Principles in Pragmatics, Creatively Framed Balanced In Accented Fashions Embellishment Factor Timeless Designed Effects in Five Perspectives of Design for Advanced Satisfaction, Maximum Distraction, Life-span Expansion, Timelapse Allure and Timeless Styles with Artistic expression with an emphasis in discretion, impressions of class amid turbulent pattern arrangements based on Plasmatic-Spector Mathematics, bonded by archival adhesive, a coat of shine to conserve the collage, and only the best preserved in Gloss. 

The assertion that every surface is covered completely and surface assertion in person desertion deterrant deserving of being worked service observed in full! 

This guild is to build a collective of crafters learned in MY particular unique and refined Style, method, and process for my collage art, which I named "Abstract-Tact". The characteristics of this kind of art works to be considered of this kind are:

1. The "In Tact, On Hand" Principle

    The object/canvass must be a tactile 3-D item that is on hand already

    The spirit of keeping handmade crafts, in tact and by hand (anti-AI)

    The crafter to embody the spirit of eco-conscious activists and just to be a person with Tact, enough to leave thier pride aside and not attempt to express thier personality and ascribe meaning to the item like a surrealist, and to use materials they have "on hand" before producing or paying for materials. 

     The Dynamic perspective(s) depends on the item to fit in one's hand, so that it may be enjoyed up close and either sides.

     The object, once coated in gloss will exibit a tacky feel, thus In Tact, On Hand

    The collage is all hand-cut - Enhance By Hand in Aesthetics and in Essence by Traditional Methods, 

Practice the promise to count canvass sides and 

analyze dimensions of time - the surface area shall be calculated and ought not be too large to complete without giving up or abandoning

and if the Task At Hand Fits In Hand, consider it a worthy object to consider

2. The "In Sight, In Commission" Visual Exam and Condition Rule

              The imagined canvass must have a use other than displaying art - (Pragmatic essence, personal)

             Before accepting the item to decorate, examine it's integrity and accept the limitations of your ability to only enhance the visual aesthetics and cover superficial flaws, but by rule of the In Tact principle, by the end, the actual condition of the item shall remain in tact

            The item ideally shall be In Commission, therefore and Item in Use, NOT BROKEN, and already existing in the home and even more ideally, be In Sight

A good item may exihibit: The aesthetics of the item need improvement and/OR the space which it is placed needs sprucing up - to extend the the life span of the item, Renew by Introduce and delay replacement to save money and Upcycle 

The Artisan works according to the Tradition to IMPROVE BY RENEWING THE VIEW UPON EXISTINT AND IN USE ITEMS IN ENVIRONMENTS LADEN IN  SPRUCE  

The item lacking pizzazz last leg shabby application extend life span , last minute interception from trash

          Adopt : When someone is throwing away, "Accept Refuse" Ask to intercept and inspect in gest of rejection, accept refuse to Renew in leiu of proof whence another's choosing to replace  

Artistic Exhibit By Proxy Pledge to Assess and Address Before Applying The Style,  Principle of insight Visionary Placement 

          Applied Decision To Pick Pre-Existing Places To Paste Upon Pledge for Better Expression Utilitarian 

        Principle For The Use Purposeful Possession Proclusion Rule To Reduce Peoples Production - No promises may be made, the item may end up looking like trash

    Artistic Exhibit By Proxy Pledge to Assess and Address Before Applying The Style - When you pick an item already in the home, it is an auto-matic art exhibit as the artist

        Principle of insight Visionary Placement and creative imagined Canvass Consideration In Places Plain, in need Changed - Without inserting new materials or junk

Applied Decision To Pick Pre-Existing Places To Paste Upon Pledge for Better Expression Utilitarian Purposes for all Peoples Home's Supreme Shared Beliefs in Harmonious Peaces Placed in Purposes Promote Serene Spaces and Improved Tastes for and in Self Care Are Possible appear to have been applied in this item?  

3. The Paper

The places of collage containments were obtained by Artisan in fewer places, employ resources enormous, convenience and ease, in the paper pursuit- Many issues.

 Paper Pursual Aquisition Mission In Material Possesstion to Supply the Project

    Paper acquired to compose your work, must be freely found, forged, used or handed down, On Hand, but contain no sentimental value to you or anyone you know

    No printing (by you) materials may be used 

    Sources may be close to home but the breadth publications titles and variety of types of pages make the best displays in the collage we support. In addition the content must be null and void of content. The backwards collage is we only aim for Tiny hi res color ful cuts less than one inch square with nothing but texture, patterns, color, and nothing to make out.

Code of Conduct for Best Paper Retreiving Practices Are met: and tactics for Crafting In the Fashion To Match Amanda's Most Fantastic Passion is To Only Use Acceptable methods of material achevment by processes which Align with the agreement set forth in The Guidelines of Proper Paper Picking by principle of Refusal To Waste Exchange, or Pay. and Mission permitting only freely found given or gifted pages void of meaning contained to displayed in the arrangement of collaged pieces in instance are in agreement

4.  The Collage Components / The Collage Articles / The Kinds of Cuts To Procure / The Compilation Formulaic To Follow

       A: A base shade, Edges, Accents, and Anchor

           The Base Shade - a compilation of tiny cuts, from a wide variety of sources throughout a have a wide range of places and time, contain no objects - only designs, colorful patterns, textures, a high resolution of detail and color variance, 

    Cut pieces uniform in size but not shape - often triangles

        The Commission for Consistence and Limitations in  Decree that Variety of paper kinds exeeds that of righteous desires and flagrant displays and that the quality of Elite Collages Consistently contains higher Degrees of Deprivation and retro-active techniques in relations to the Degrees of Derivations from the desired shade of one's overall base display - When Curating the collection of cuts to cover the base, you must pick enough to cover the surface without cutting more peices or picking more in order to maintain the Shade to follow

ArtARTICLES MUST BE ABSTRACT: A Piece cannot be considered if it is of any object , these art works must be safe for children or people who are on psychedelic drugs, or mentally unstable or emotional beings, or ascribe to any particular fashion or make any statement, thus contributing to an expired or sentimental quality - all is just colors and designed. 

            NO ICONS, LOGOS, Religiously charged images may be used

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    Application:  The curated collection of pieces are randomly stuck in place directly to object

The assertion that every surface of the proposed Work is covered in completion by hand randomly stuck quickly in place not pre-planned imagined arrangements not by machine or pattern keeping or by not in sections in efforts to accent or attempt an effect which is not abstract but a display of personal talents or message which the apprentice wishes to extend instead of his own agenda

   B: "Enhanced Collage" The Outline/Edges, Accents, etc

    The collage is outlined and edges trimmed with choice cut paper pictures of gold jewelry or beaded jewelry/Decoration Demonstration Display A Distinguished Space Distinction Timeless Taste Placement Test and Talents In Precision In scissor considered Surgical Juxtaposition Attention Balanced Elements Fashion and Attraction Factor Match the "Pledge To Edge in Best" "Blessed Be The Best Attempted Edges Lest Apprentice Obsessive In Attention to Aesthetics" The kitsch of item proposed is rich in resolution and referential to High Art Monetary images and depictions in luxury but the Quality of the item must resonates mysteries demure Blur of Stimulation by Eye's and Unique.  

 bling and gems, pendants, lapidary

The

  C. Anchor: 

Each side features 1 actual image usually in the center - a distinguished artwork of notably high distinction but not any one specific (like a porcelain statue but NOT the David) - The Tenant of True Talent Of Expressive Discretion Superior Measure for the Highest Level of Distinction in Succinct, Distinct, Distinguished Designer Exemplary Factor in Tact for Tech Abstract-Tactile Kitschy Taste in Kitsch Fashion By Featured Image Initial Impression Registry Value Highest Class as The Essence of Treasured Method For Majority Glances Longest Lasting, and Unfounded Name of Artists Image Framed Remains Unparalleled to This Day. The image should be Safe , allure , demure, Pure, Resonate with Viewers but Concurt resonance.  

5. The Adhesive Agreement /Brotherhood of Better Bonds

    The primary glue for initial placement must be archival spray or stick/Adhesive Supreme Agreement Longevity

    This means it is non-yellowing, and works toward the goal of timelessness

The paper is sealed with mod podge - The seal of Accepted Adhesive Adherence Agency In Secondary Glue-Use Guided Approval For Application Purposes compliance for this piece is Pure.

6. 5 Dimensional Design Distinct 

    From far away the pieces appear to be a cohesive color, minimal degree of variation/ Distance Consistency Shade Deviation Determination Equation Appraisal 

    Close up, there is chaos

    Item may be enjoyed from side to side

    Overtime, the item becomes loved more and more

7.  The item is coated in high-gloss glaze such as Epoxy Resin - The Glossary of better Collage

Majestic vibrant Refined revival

 Optical Opulent Embellished Collage Accents Hypnotic Collage of Opulent Home Accents Crafts

 Glossy Magazine Paper Stickers Coat

Crap Coated in Trash

Paper Pursuit Quest in retroactive 

 

Retro-Quest Aesthetic Enchantment

Eco-essence Embellishment  Dynamic Prismatic Abstract Tactile Reclaimed Container Coverlet Applied by Decoupage to Delay Replacement Reduce Waste Achieve Balance and Advance Talents In Spirit We Practice In Ancestor's 

Paper Couverlet

Disguise by Kaleidescope

Upcycle by Disguise

 The PLEDGE to Object

 by Examination  in Essence of Ancestors and with  Lasting Impression

Scissor Slicing & Strategic Sticking for Superlative Scenes to Improve Experience for Vicinities  

Code of Conduct for Correct Collage Crafting Compliance by Choice Color Confinements in Home item enhancement in tact practice

Choice Color Compliance in alignment with the Contract for Cut Pieces Agreement Of Collected Content Lacking in Meaning Achievement?

Curated Cut Paper Pieces Retieval Means Policy FOR paper material deemed legally and free to increase Artistry Equity and the spirit for which is our proceedings convene 

Committee for Crafting Cut Up Contents Z Connecting-collectively Correctly  in Accordance to Collaging Constituion To Cover Completely in Accepted Collage Content Material void of Meaning or Discerning Images and Material Archival 

Conduct Regulations for Crafters Items 

Contract

Policied

Agreement

Price set by guild, workers paid the same

The Decree of Best 

Council

Code of Cut Paper 

Masters, jouneymen, apprentice

Best Practices Cut Paper Piece

 

The internal structures of medieval craft guilds are well known from documents and were generally alike throughout Europe. Assemblies of the guild’s members enjoyed some legislative powers, but the control of guild policy lay in the hands of a few officials and a council of advisers or assistants. The guild tended to be an extremely hierarchical body structured on the basis of the apprenticeship system. (See apprenticeship.) In this structure, the members of a guild were divided into a hierarchy of masters, journeymen, and apprentices. The master was an established craftsman of recognized abilities who took on apprentices; these were boys in late childhood or adolescence who boarded with the master’s family and were trained by him in the elements of his trade. The apprentices were provided with food, clothing, shelter, and an education by the master, and in return they worked for him without payment. After completing a fixed term of service of from five to nine years, an apprentice became a journeyman, i.e., a craftsman who could work for one or another master and was paid with wages for his labour. A journeyman who could provide proof of his technical competence (the “masterpiece”) might rise in the guild to the status of a master, whereupon he could set up his own workshop and hire and train apprentices. The masters in any particular craft guild tended to be a select inner circle who possessed not only technical competence but also proof of their wealth and social position.

The craft guild policed its own members’ professional practices, and guild courts and officials investigated complaints of poor workmanship, unfair competition, and other problems, levying fines on those found in violation of the guild’s rules and standards.

Besides their economic and educational functions, guilds also served other purposes. A guild was often associated with a patron saint, and a local guild would maintain a chapel in the parish church to be used by its members. Guilds performed charitable work, not only among the poor and indigent among their own members but among the community at large. Guilds also built and maintained residences, called guildhalls, in which the membership would hold banquets and conduct official business.

 

 

PROCESS DESCRIPTION: 

First I choose the piece that needs to be beautified Then I choose the featured image And what color blend to follow Compile a collection of cuts in the choosen color, sometimes pulling from other colors to curate a unique color blend. My cut stash is organized by colors : Pink, Red, Orange, Pinkish-orange, browny orange, yellow, green, bluish green, blue, purple, multi, floral, gold, gems, diamonds, beads of choice, objects, and paintings. • None of the color cuts contain any images they are strictly pulled from colors and designs and patterns in found in books and magazines. Except for oriental trading catalog. In a good cut blend You want as many different kinds of cuts as you can find It ISO k to use the same piece a few times but you want to have as much variety as possible as an underlying feature that distinguishes this design from other collages. The best cuts are ones that are richest in detail and highly texturized like that of a fossil, and are close up photos or shrunken images; photo of a crowd from a long distance is good for multicolored mix. The color blend is applied in very small pieces upon the design but you may want to keep them in larger pieces in your collection so you can use it strips and organization I usually cut them in triangles and squares but other shapes may work Once there are enough pieces for the color blend, Pick out some beaded jewelry cuts to enhance the design. This is the first layer of decoration. Choose a variety of jewels and gem peices to adorn the collage further. These are precious pieces that If you add too many it can look tacky but when applied with good measure it can really enhance the look. Pick out other design elements like cut strips of gold chains for borders and outlines. Now you are ready to actually decorate. Lay down a sheet Around my area so the glue doesn't get everywhere. Cover a large portion of the piece with spray glue. Usually beginning around the edges proceed 2 stick each color cut blend piece to the object. You may leave a space open for the feauture image or apply it and very carefully cover around it but otherwise do not any spaces open and try not to overlap much it is like fitting together puzzle to avoid hands getting too sticky I recommend applying lotion periodically or keep some hand sanitizer close by. Briefly assess what you have done to see if there are any blank spaces or if there's anything that stands out particularly and just cover it up with another cut using a glue stick.. Continue to cover the entire item being careful for the pieces may come off But if you haven't realized yet the spray glue just acts as a placeholder to get everything on before we apply the modge podge Play around with the Different bead and ornamental cuts you have chosen and Find out what looks good keeping In Mind the balance and symmetry, Avoid mixing metals, And realize it's okay to say finally admit that it's just not gonna work Things always start to feel a little crazy at this point because nothing is glued down and it looks like a total mess, BUT it is time to get Mod Podgin. I have tried several Mod Podge products but the best and only one I will use is the plain regular kind. First I wash my hands because I use them bare to apply it. It is a massage of finesses, gentle at first to press down the edges of paper, get thicker paper wet and moldable, and gradually pressing down tighter to smooth it out and until it feels like 1 cohesive object. The last step is to apply a coat of epoxy resin to protect and make the item last.

 Jazzifier gem applier, shine and style 

 glitter splatter dazzle adder

rad attachin' bling and glamour

Screw upon it glue it to It

blast ceramic plaster it back 

mosaic clay patterned arrangements

display mache formation fringe dangles

plastic pieces glassy beads adhesives

weaving wire creation admire 

Crappy quick crafts reminiscing of camp activities

scrap books stackin look 

nostaligia framed fancily 

sparkled paper sticker placer

knit stringin flossy stapler

 

Aint got no dimes , aint no time

Still i craft and still i try

Im an artist deep at heart

So ima keep on after dark 

Retro-Tech, Abstract-Tact 

Best way to describe my brand

My flavor major savory deeply seated in methodology

Techniques in fashion ladden in trends

Blends of color patterned pragmatic manner 

Formulaic so basic 

 in for material 

 taste in distinguished

Classic masters priceless

Style So Rad, 

 

My shine and boldness seep from my bones

Its old are time its bright divine

Decoupage Delay Replace

Paper couverlet

Upcycle

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 Jazzifier gem applier, shine and style 

 glitter splatter dazzle adder

rad attachin' bling and glamour

Screw upon it glue it to It

blast ceramic plaster it back 

mosaic clay patterned arrangements

display mache formation fringe dangles

plastic pieces glassy beads adhesives

weaving wire creation admire 

Crappy quick crafts reminiscing of camp activities

scrap books stackin look 

nostaligia framed fancily 

sparkled paper sticker placer

knit stringin flossy stapler

 

Aint got no dimes , aint no time

Still i craft and still i try

Im an artist deep at heart

So ima keep on after dark 

Retro-Tech, Abstract-Tact 

Best way to describe my brand

My flavor major savory deeply seated in methodology

Techniques in fashion ladden in trends

Blends of color patterned pragmatic manner 

Formulaic so basic 

 in for material 

 taste in distinguished

Classic masters priceless

Style So Rad, 

 

My shine and boldness seep from my bones

Its old are time its bright divine

Decoupage Delay Replace

Paper couverlet

Upcycle

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~Table Of Contents~Albums & Tracklists~Trapper Keeper Order

 ALBUMS
Thus Spake Princess Biznotch
1. Factory Robb
2. MC Platter
3. Bizness Of Shapez
4. I, Is, Was’ll
5. Nothing Before Cool
6. Final Grim Game of Doom 
7. Amandalicious
8. Help-a-Homie Anthem
9. Project Monarchy
10. Sh…….Shoes
11. Rhyme Like This
12. Safe Auto
13. Maign Squeeze
14. Slum To We
15. Amandoes Love Me
16. Born Against Her Will

"BIZNOTIC"

Blue & Green by Razpro
Written 7/2012

How biznotic! Never thought it could be so exotic
Its an erotic hypotic kinda godess
Started in my noggin and came out of my heart
This flow I got be mightly hard to stop
This flow, I got it, like a powerful watah fawcett,
I fought it like a protestant before but now applaud it
Heard it, wanted it, so I sought it out then i got it ,
Signed BIZNOTCH upon the dotted line allotted,
Got beef, got blood, aint got no doubt about it
Cause a lot of moronics wanna modify my product
Got ideologies that i try to embodie  
A prophetic guided by ebonics and I'm honest
Ur pocket got a problem when it aint got a profit
Microscopic rock bombs shots and alcoholics
Wobble to the body shop upon a hippopotamus
Daughters hardly honest when narcotics in her mouth
Fuck it, I be on it, I'm A proud ass rhyming goddess
Till in a plot wadded up Ill be the biznotch

Nature Stone

  WOW, It's Nature Stone's List Of Kids Who Got Got 

Yup, yup, yup, happens to the best of us,

Another kid , caught up, trying to keep up

with the joneses, low and behold now he homeless

nodoby told him, keep your head up and not below, kid

when you got a roof over head, the floors included too

 never have stood a hope against the blue collar mob

 nature stone

cause he never read the US pledge cause he was taught to follow instead led of walk athe 

 head his of a white but he got a trailer park racist raised by D’s and shady trashy twice When on the vodka and his momm and the dream but aint got a quart to cream in, he bagged a dime, by 25 and now he feels like he held a quarter to yet he’s greenhis wheelhouse but the city water the concrete lookin cheap feeling he be thinking it too plain damn shame when the flooring just too boring instead of looking up , he trying to score that “jones “ look his lil hunny hinting be the ring around her finger she was the raise , she work him instead of let him be the ceiling fan so now he got a zillion rocks and calls from Bedford locked up in a total frame, bill collectors hit different when you water be laced with can’t read can’t write pay me now sincerely uncle Capital ism reign of Ain’t Rock It’s Gum Ment Civic Clit clit pop shot by papa 

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"Kids Who Got Got"

#2 Reign of Meh 

 WOW, It's Nature Stone's List Of Kids Who Got Got 

Yup, yup, yup, happens to the best of us,

Another kid trying to keep up with joneses 

caught up he never would have thought

have stood a hope against

cause US pledge he thought the Man was trying to make him a holy man

 head his of a white but he got a trailer park racist raised by D’s and shady trashy twice When on the vodka and his momm and the dream but aint got a quart to cream in, he bagged a dime, by 25 and now he feels like he held a quarter to yet he’s greenhis wheelhouse but the city water the concrete lookin cheap feeling he be thinking it too plain damn shame when the flooring just too boring instead of looking up , he trying to score that “jones “ look his lil hunny hinting be the ring around her finger she was the raise , she work him instead of let him be the ceiling fan so now he got a zillion rocks and calls from Bedford locked up in a total frame, bill collectors hit different when you water be laced with can’t read can’t write pay me now sincerely uncle Capital ism reign of Ain’t Rock It’s Gum Ment Civic Clit clit pop shot by papa 

Pink Heaven

 Pink pink pink pinky promise me this,

One day you'll slip a little ring around my finger 

Excuuuuuse Me, Mister , Riddle me this,

if the Biznotch kisselips were caught upon a ballers tank  

No stain, this claim Nuttin, but a thot l

My PINK heaven havin safer so throw a stone my way

 (throw b it ) shade slight sayyyyy  

No doubt , "Me", im ChAin , en guard,  Im PINK PINK

Every man around the bay be feigning for my tang 

 than a pet peter piper picken pickles   LEaIA peck upon a 

Staynd back cause my wetness  

pink pink pink pinky promise me this

in case the kids were sleeping on it or they

mom too woke to permitt it if the 3rd world

plase of birth , well my dream since i was a pretty pretty

rockin cradle bvaby bob n goo goo dols GIRL what we wished for

was the PINK the ROSE the ready around my fingers to my toes

a Prince to come GOlden home and at my door

permission from my papa intentions written good and honest try he could

NA NA NA NA not even close --------

the PINK HAVIN was the oogle google strings of violins and trumpets from the 

marshes of the bayous in the bbq's shells drfopping poppin love sick

frogs the bow in rising horsr tail frictionin vibrations 

reverbin and that moment when you think you r eyes gone cloudsy

hide the sun and flood the puddle grow a garden asfrican sized ocean Nile rising 

eye liner designer kylie lines Mac Mascara re apply in the powder room

attendent confessional booth of doubts moment when youre warm and googlin'

Shy by Not Hiding A Thing Heart on your sleeve open heart entire family UOUR date was saves and the dress was as much as a mercedes and the aISLE WITH THE song and with your arm a papa proper send off cheek touch, a pass the bowl, share a ciggie square from me to you hand me DOWN she says he vows and they are funny cause she loves to clown herself for his own pathetic grin sinner such a MAN not a COWARD cause he gotr ROPED by a DIME bag at KUSH price

and put out to dry like he somethin nice and gona try , but that day that forever sketched into the lady's Minds she shall expect the pearls, the wood, the decades long and impress the world with how high they have been and congregation nods and never misses a day inspiration for 10 or 15 centeries i think?????

The Heaven though, is the Cello wood, the cherry shining off the lights and the dust as the strings of metal vibrage in thier 6 different thicknesses 

the notes in paCKs of 3 , of 2 and when they really wanna do it , the Strength the VERBERATION and the BOWING stream upon they are FLINGED through the air they reach you and go RINGING in your EARS ERYES get 

tickles its the trachial little Adele mariah carey time to CRY its

JOY JOY JOY its Trumpets from the Swanns in the Pond the MOAT the sun set upon a Los Angeles 

dry 

prin cess sliced of heaven  no conflicts ring  shining down 

from the rings of saturn dust rocks like mirrorie reflecting of like lips of 

  bones dust E DUST, Airrryan Tung 

WU BOOMS TRU Im Amanda Hamlin polease MUSICAL RHYME RHYEM zip money pay mer

AN FINA OPEN UP BUT THE PINK AROUND YOUR HEART   

 

Tall As Tails

 Im a tall as fuck, lil chubby slutt
my daddy gave me ong legs , my brother a upper cut
My BOmb rack achey back whoa I'm breaking necks
Thank christ my blue eyes my ma, ma(y) sassy ass
Pride - cash me outside, gluttony's my ride or die
but I'm too tall, wu yall try to climb my heights
Where my hips begin, A kids head cant comprehend
He can reach the legal drinking age, top shelf yeah OK 
But still way out of range if he tryna lick a babe 
The air is nice up here, Its Thinner than a hymen or red cunt hair !
Less pressure on my chest my breasts be popin up and out my blouse 
Like kinky melons keeping men's milky dripping down his trou
No doubt my I'm fun like a birthday bounce house
shake and jiggle skin and sinning my wet lips are whistling,
Im a sirening come hither yeth bish, yes bish
I'm a tall tale, white wale, Shakespeare, J Brashear , 
Thus Spake Francais, Dem sang Whoday, WHo?
I'm a real femme fatale, check your.pulse and pinch yourself, 
legends of the ridden mental case 8th Dimension space dame 
 
I'm taller than the deepest part of the atlantic
I'd hit the pool with yall but the lifeguards all just panic
The hights i reach well let me see,  my diving board sits between the ozone and himalayan peaks 
From the appalachian moonshine makers hideouts be my hollar
And at these altitudes the O2 be a shock and collar
twice the ventilation, half the molecules for taking
gotta train your respiration lest you in danger of fainting 
Focus on your Breathing or be dizzy or IQ dippin'
Clumsy ain'tt cute - 1 mis step, 1 fell swoop then - bloop! 
I'm a cracker, crumbling down like a twin tower
It's a shame to see  - A sorry sight, my final breath 
ain't gonna  Raise a single hair Or scare a feral cat on crack
 Cause it's just an NFL Sunday night tackle  - A lil trip, a lip on ice, oops
To the rest of yall - 10 times you fall down and a dozen you get up but for me ? It's a looooong way down
 
Cause I'm as tall as the [(PCO) road ]pacific coast highway be everlong
To hear you speak i gotta stop drop it low stoop to the ground
My posture top-notch n proper, priority Importance 
so open my throat in and out its a leanring curve no doubt
I smoke my lungs out but my diaphram my well (my god) (enough)
the life line light pulse the power to keep on keeping onmy ribcage weights upon my frame on me like a cast iron stake gate
im winded like a kokopelli loki shaman goblin, mate
out of breath when u this size, gravity a real force (a bitch)
like survivin' be a tough blood, Metabolic burn work 
im chubby but im loveley, fluffy big boned sports authority  
but that dont mean Im sloppy..wap .how FIT Ness
a long legged lady's lifelong nemesis - for as long as I belong to physic laws
i wanna body strong femur bone lean as a lemur tail be long
 but no gym rat or vain ass shallow Venus thirst ever, 
nah, my looks be the devil, catching lusts of innocents, a curse

 
my genes, my height my mighty FINE trite
Righteous white christ elitist believe me ! I beat the smight
Im NICE like my pool is cool with chu no dice
Top of Stalin's wishlist, Im hitler's top five
A couple hunned years of courtship, matching arms, debutant balls
girdle lady maiden dainty damsels in waiting
for suitors pre-approved packing family jewels 
boogies silver spoon heirloom fancy handles 
sets of master rooms my history be the epitome of 
Holier Than Thou n My Shit Don't Stink, 
Noses up Sit Down Pale Skin Lemme Louvres
smokin in his fam than samurais are in japan
So your genes pools get richer as your kingdom brings in dick 
from nether regions in the feudal system Chivalric manorism
so she's promised served as Exotic when they really need a Bard.. 
this hefer nefertiti ready 
spread my cheeks and pop this sphinx.....
 
 
Way up here my blood boils fast
cause sea level so low they lower than the rats
Wanna splash me? Try a tsunami, richeter 5 
try to bend me over yall need gonna the jaws of life (maryianna trench )
im at an altitude iconic as volcanic ash took out my clan
My upper body in ionosphere, my crotch dodges the ISS
get my heat from underneath me cause it rises up
pls my homeostatic sub Saharan desert storm be somthi' (else)
i lick the rings around uranus when Im on my tippy toes
and wipe my brow upon the moon n kick it to and fro  
I'm chem trails wen I cough 
I am litter bug when I floss
Hauk Tuah SUCKin dick be Smarter when You Straw
melting all your hearts 
when i sit down its whiplash for any head that stays attached
I exfoliate my skin to make him grin
cause when he caress me down im smoother than obsidian
I'm ahead the rest by 2steps cause my bones as long as redwood logs
My limbs grow thick ring by ring a hardcore hick,yall
To start though takes twice the torque cause when I stand up I gotta send out an alert to the airlines and the birds detroit rappers shrapnel 
rusty motors skuuurt skuurt
 
 
When I stand up, my veins pump blood faster than an Ethiopian like nerf guns 
super soaking in a race like Usain bolt 
winning gold place or show 
Gotta go slow... cuse of all the UFO's coo co birdy bird ever heard of vertigo?
What im saying is its 1 kick in shin, and its lights out man
Cause Im a riot to be around so like rittenhouse had to take me out 
as i fall i got curb stomped by a killer clown pig Chavinistic river dancing champ a soccer kicker ruder than the ALMS
And my head bones, yea they thick enough
to take your tusks up and out to lunch
 
But it aint a 1 man branch of anarchists anthem babe
I'm a trump tower
Like a 2 thousand man battallion brass marching band type of grand finale
to hand standings acrobatic circus men stacked carte blanche
Im a Ginormous Glamazion Heavy Heart and huuuuuuge fucking hands  
 
While the lower half the rest of me be down to earth as ever
in regular weeather got me changing shirts no matter if dick Goddard were to report the worst, if Maoism came to rule the earth
 I be steady monolith, more rock God can curse, 
I reach heights outta space but sun always stay my ACE
 in my view, arms up I reach heights most of yall can't even shoot
 buck shot even snuck up on, so I stoop, just so my
my eyes reflect upon your moon, and my lips spit  mist coming of the south pacific, opulence, my vision a million fish like a prism, my shine my light blinding acid trip delight
pearls snizz jizz gaked out crystal itis im the brightest BIZ its early xmas when I arrive
straight up my head top be the top knotch hiding spot even K9 proof my Amazonian Minnisotian Duluth size kinda lonely,  tell ya the truth 
 
 ain't no ice enough to bury these thigh cause my knees got tired and tried
 cause osgood-schlotter left my ligaments behind 
so they got torn from quick spurts faster than my tits burst, 
dicks been hard for me since birth, fast pervs, kids, creeps, anybody with eyes could see my skirt 
male teachers quit the district cause they knew they couldn't resist it 
the coaches met with the pto cause they wanted to let a 6 year old 
go triple on their jacket coats varsity before my cursive was learned,
hey had theyr eyes on me and al my "potential" 
cause I've been a beast since before my pretty seen
jailbait was my name and perverts broke thru via the gate
now my legs and story longer than the odyssey they farther than the eye can seent
and Im funny too, act like you know me
 My legs so long a giraffe could lick my asshole I get there twice as fast in haf the steps cause when I walk the earth BOOOM Blast off begin again fools thanks for the Compliement Lo Maign See what I can do.......
 
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