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PREESCHOOL DAYZ

 BACK IN THE DAYS WHEN I WAS A PRESCHOOLER,
BEFORE I KNEW SUMTHIN AND BEFORE I HAD A RULER
ALL I HAD WAS NAP TIME, PLAY HOUSE LITTLE TYKES
YELLOW BUS WOULDC PICK ME UP ALLwhPEANUT BUTTER JELLY CRUST
LUNCH BOX MOM PACK ME w. love ful** up **OF CAPISUN AND MOTTS back in the days when I was a preschooler before I had to do some before I had a ruler all I knew was nap time playhouse and little text YELLOW BUS pick me up peanut butter jelly crush
APPLE SAUCE LITTLE CUPS WERE STICKY ROTTON TOTS 

HAIR UNBRUSHED I WAS A UNPOLISHED, N ROUGHgm

LITTLE PEBBLE STUCK INSIDE A SHOE, SOUNDS LIKE A RATTLE BABY BOP

HANDFUL YES A SASS A SMARTY PANTS  

HANDSTANDS BACKBENDS I WAS AN ACROBATIC JUNGLE RAT

CAUSE NOBODY SAID NUTTON CAUSE MY HAND WAS UP AND DOWN LIKE BOBBIN TO PERCUSSION OR WORKING OUT BARBELLS

 I COULD SNAP MY PANTS YA, BUT ONLY COUNT THE BUTTONS ON MY DESK YET, FROM 1 TO 10 I WAS COUNTING ON A FRIEND WHO WANNA PLAY PRETEND  BUT I WAS ALWAYS CHALLENGING THE LESSEN 

QUESTIONING THE TEACH KEPT HER THINKING IM A OVER ACHIEVER

a WANNA BE TEACHERS PET PEEVE SO I WAS TASKED TO TUTOR KIDS

 WITH LESS THAN PERFECT SCORES OR SET CHROMOSONES 

TOLD TO FOCUS ON THE LESSON INSTEAD OF DISTRACTIONS

CAUSE SO MANY TANGENTS NEVER FINISHED 2ND HALF  

WITH MISMATCHED SOCKS I WAS ROCKIN PARTY DRESSES

LIKE A BIG GIRL IM A BOSS TODAY I DRESSED MYSELF, CANT YOU TELL? I'D BRAG, SO GOOD I CAN EVEN DO IT IN THE DARK

 JANSPORT MY BACK PACK STRAPS TATTERED FROM MY SUCKING TONGUE , WIENDING OFF MY THUMB
ABOUT HIT THE FLOOR MY HOMEWORK WAS PLAY MORE SHARE YOUR PENCILS AND GERMY UNHYGENEIC  SNIFFY NOSE

WATER FOUNTAIN WATER WAS WARMER THAN A GOOEY BOOGERSCHOOL RULES DROOL KEEP ALL YOUR CRAP IN CUBBY BINS

CROYOLA BOX AND TICONDEROGA PENCILS

EACH WEEK TEACHERS PLEAD NEED KLEENEX ! URGENTLY !

EACH BOX STACKED UP LIKE A BLOCKADE FORT, WE READY FOR A WAR FIGHTING BOOGEY Men DEFEND COMMON COLD

LIKE WE WERE FIXING LEAKY SINKS PASSING BUGS LIKE SHOW AND TELL   

ABCS AND 123 SCRIBBLIN fruity markers FOREIGN LANGUAGE   

WRITING LESSENS ENDLESS LETTERS REPETITION TIL WE BETTER 

DEAR MOM PICK ME UP I BE IN THE NURSES THROWING UP

MY DRESS BE TORN AND GOT STAINS GALORE MY BLACK PATENT LEATHER SHOES DONT BUCKLE ANYMORE

PURPLE PAINT UPON MY FACE, GRASS STAINS KNEES AND ANKLES

MY TIGHTS TORN UP CAUSE I KEPT PULLING ON A STRING  

i fucked around again and again

BY LAST NAME ALPHABETIC SEATS ASSIGNS 

FIELD TRIPS PERMISSION SLIPS PRACTICING MY MOMMAS SIG
TAUGHT us songs BOUT LOVE,  cept we could hardly even talk
 SICKER THAN A HOSPITAL WE ONLY FELT LIKE OLDER FOLKS WAS KNOWIN' MORE  
CIRCLE TIME, LULLABUYS, FRIENDS WERE OUTSIDE PLAYING SPORTS
I WAS TALL ENOUGH TO PASS FOR