~Table Of Contents~Albums & Tracklists~Trapper Keeper Order

 ALBUMS
Thus Spake Princess Biznotch
1. Factory Robb
2. MC Platter
3. Bizness Of Shapez
4. I, Is, Was’ll
5. Nothing Before Cool
6. Final Grim Game of Doom 
7. Amandalicious
8. Help-a-Homie Anthem
9. Project Monarchy
10. Sh…….Shoes
11. Rhyme Like This
12. Safe Auto
13. Maign Squeeze
14. Slum To We
15. Amandoes Love Me
16. Born Against Her Will

"BIZNOTIC"

Blue & Green by Razpro
Written 7/2012

How biznotic! Never thought it could be so exotic
Its an erotic hypotic kinda godess
Started in my noggin and came out of my heart
This flow I got be mightly hard to stop
This flow, I got it, like a powerful watah fawcett,
I fought it like a protestant before but now applaud it
Heard it, wanted it, so I sought it out then i got it ,
Signed BIZNOTCH upon the dotted line allotted,
Got beef, got blood, aint got no doubt about it
Cause a lot of moronics wanna modify my product
Got ideologies that i try to embodie  
A prophetic guided by ebonics and I'm honest
Ur pocket got a problem when it aint got a profit
Microscopic rock bombs shots and alcoholics
Wobble to the body shop upon a hippopotamus
Daughters hardly honest when narcotics in her mouth
Fuck it, I be on it, I'm A proud ass rhyming goddess
Till in a plot wadded up Ill be the biznotch

Nature Stone

  WOW, It's Nature Stone's List Of Kids Who Got Got 

Yup, yup, yup, happens to the best of us,

Another kid , caught up, trying to keep up

with the joneses, low and behold now he homeless

nodoby told him, keep your head up and not below, kid

when you got a roof over head, the floors included too

 never have stood a hope against the blue collar mob

 nature stone

cause he never read the US pledge cause he was taught to follow instead led of walk athe 

 head his of a white but he got a trailer park racist raised by D’s and shady trashy twice When on the vodka and his momm and the dream but aint got a quart to cream in, he bagged a dime, by 25 and now he feels like he held a quarter to yet he’s greenhis wheelhouse but the city water the concrete lookin cheap feeling he be thinking it too plain damn shame when the flooring just too boring instead of looking up , he trying to score that “jones “ look his lil hunny hinting be the ring around her finger she was the raise , she work him instead of let him be the ceiling fan so now he got a zillion rocks and calls from Bedford locked up in a total frame, bill collectors hit different when you water be laced with can’t read can’t write pay me now sincerely uncle Capital ism reign of Ain’t Rock It’s Gum Ment Civic Clit clit pop shot by papa 

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"Kids Who Got Got"

#2 Reign of Meh 

 WOW, It's Nature Stone's List Of Kids Who Got Got 

Yup, yup, yup, happens to the best of us,

Another kid trying to keep up with joneses 

caught up he never would have thought

have stood a hope against

cause US pledge he thought the Man was trying to make him a holy man

 head his of a white but he got a trailer park racist raised by D’s and shady trashy twice When on the vodka and his momm and the dream but aint got a quart to cream in, he bagged a dime, by 25 and now he feels like he held a quarter to yet he’s greenhis wheelhouse but the city water the concrete lookin cheap feeling he be thinking it too plain damn shame when the flooring just too boring instead of looking up , he trying to score that “jones “ look his lil hunny hinting be the ring around her finger she was the raise , she work him instead of let him be the ceiling fan so now he got a zillion rocks and calls from Bedford locked up in a total frame, bill collectors hit different when you water be laced with can’t read can’t write pay me now sincerely uncle Capital ism reign of Ain’t Rock It’s Gum Ment Civic Clit clit pop shot by papa 

Pink Heaven

 Pink pink pink pinky promise me this,

One day you'll slip a little ring around my finger 

Excuuuuuse Me, Mister , Riddle me this,

if the Biznotch kisselips were caught upon a ballers tank  

No stain, this claim Nuttin, but a thot l

My PINK heaven havin safer so throw a stone my way

 (throw b it ) shade slight sayyyyy  

No doubt , "Me", im ChAin , en guard,  Im PINK PINK

Every man around the bay be feigning for my tang 

 than a pet peter piper picken pickles   LEaIA peck upon a 

Staynd back cause my wetness  

pink pink pink pinky promise me this

in case the kids were sleeping on it or they

mom too woke to permitt it if the 3rd world

plase of birth , well my dream since i was a pretty pretty

rockin cradle bvaby bob n goo goo dols GIRL what we wished for

was the PINK the ROSE the ready around my fingers to my toes

a Prince to come GOlden home and at my door

permission from my papa intentions written good and honest try he could

NA NA NA NA not even close --------

the PINK HAVIN was the oogle google strings of violins and trumpets from the 

marshes of the bayous in the bbq's shells drfopping poppin love sick

frogs the bow in rising horsr tail frictionin vibrations 

reverbin and that moment when you think you r eyes gone cloudsy

hide the sun and flood the puddle grow a garden asfrican sized ocean Nile rising 

eye liner designer kylie lines Mac Mascara re apply in the powder room

attendent confessional booth of doubts moment when youre warm and googlin'

Shy by Not Hiding A Thing Heart on your sleeve open heart entire family UOUR date was saves and the dress was as much as a mercedes and the aISLE WITH THE song and with your arm a papa proper send off cheek touch, a pass the bowl, share a ciggie square from me to you hand me DOWN she says he vows and they are funny cause she loves to clown herself for his own pathetic grin sinner such a MAN not a COWARD cause he gotr ROPED by a DIME bag at KUSH price

and put out to dry like he somethin nice and gona try , but that day that forever sketched into the lady's Minds she shall expect the pearls, the wood, the decades long and impress the world with how high they have been and congregation nods and never misses a day inspiration for 10 or 15 centeries i think?????

The Heaven though, is the Cello wood, the cherry shining off the lights and the dust as the strings of metal vibrage in thier 6 different thicknesses 

the notes in paCKs of 3 , of 2 and when they really wanna do it , the Strength the VERBERATION and the BOWING stream upon they are FLINGED through the air they reach you and go RINGING in your EARS ERYES get 

tickles its the trachial little Adele mariah carey time to CRY its

JOY JOY JOY its Trumpets from the Swanns in the Pond the MOAT the sun set upon a Los Angeles 

dry 

prin cess sliced of heaven  no conflicts ring  shining down 

from the rings of saturn dust rocks like mirrorie reflecting of like lips of 

  bones dust E DUST, Airrryan Tung 

WU BOOMS TRU Im Amanda Hamlin polease MUSICAL RHYME RHYEM zip money pay mer

AN FINA OPEN UP BUT THE PINK AROUND YOUR HEART   

 

Tall As Tails

 Im a tall as fuck, lil chubby slutt
my daddy gave me ong legs , my brother a upper cut
My BOmb rack achey back whoa I'm breaking necks
Thank christ my blue eyes my ma, ma(y) sassy ass
Pride - cash me outside, gluttony's my ride or die
but I'm too tall, wu yall try to climb my heights
Where my hips begin, A kids head cant comprehend
He can reach the legal drinking age, top shelf yeah OK 
But still way out of range if he tryna lick a babe 
The air is nice up here, Its Thinner than a hymen or red cunt hair !
Less pressure on my chest my breasts be popin up and out my blouse 
Like kinky melons keeping men's milky dripping down his trou
No doubt my I'm fun like a birthday bounce house
shake and jiggle skin and sinning my wet lips are whistling,
Im a sirening come hither yeth bish, yes bish
I'm a tall tale, white wale, Shakespeare, J Brashear , 
Thus Spake Francais, Dem sang Whoday, WHo?
I'm a real femme fatale, check your.pulse and pinch yourself, 
legends of the ridden mental case 8th Dimension space dame 
 
I'm taller than the deepest part of the atlantic
I'd hit the pool with yall but the lifeguards all just panic
The hights i reach well let me see,  my diving board sits between the ozone and himalayan peaks 
From the appalachian moonshine makers hideouts be my hollar
And at these altitudes the O2 be a shock and collar
twice the ventilation, half the molecules for taking
gotta train your respiration lest you in danger of fainting 
Focus on your Breathing or be dizzy or IQ dippin'
Clumsy ain'tt cute - 1 mis step, 1 fell swoop then - bloop! 
I'm a cracker, crumbling down like a twin tower
It's a shame to see  - A sorry sight, my final breath 
ain't gonna  Raise a single hair Or scare a feral cat on crack
 Cause it's just an NFL Sunday night tackle  - A lil trip, a lip on ice, oops
To the rest of yall - 10 times you fall down and a dozen you get up but for me ? It's a looooong way down
 
Cause I'm as tall as the [(PCO) road ]pacific coast highway be everlong
To hear you speak i gotta stop drop it low stoop to the ground
My posture top-notch n proper, priority Importance 
so open my throat in and out its a leanring curve no doubt
I smoke my lungs out but my diaphram my well (my god) (enough)
the life line light pulse the power to keep on keeping onmy ribcage weights upon my frame on me like a cast iron stake gate
im winded like a kokopelli loki shaman goblin, mate
out of breath when u this size, gravity a real force (a bitch)
like survivin' be a tough blood, Metabolic burn work 
im chubby but im loveley, fluffy big boned sports authority  
but that dont mean Im sloppy..wap .how FIT Ness
a long legged lady's lifelong nemesis - for as long as I belong to physic laws
i wanna body strong femur bone lean as a lemur tail be long
 but no gym rat or vain ass shallow Venus thirst ever, 
nah, my looks be the devil, catching lusts of innocents, a curse

 
my genes, my height my mighty FINE trite
Righteous white christ elitist believe me ! I beat the smight
Im NICE like my pool is cool with chu no dice
Top of Stalin's wishlist, Im hitler's top five
A couple hunned years of courtship, matching arms, debutant balls
girdle lady maiden dainty damsels in waiting
for suitors pre-approved packing family jewels 
boogies silver spoon heirloom fancy handles 
sets of master rooms my history be the epitome of 
Holier Than Thou n My Shit Don't Stink, 
Noses up Sit Down Pale Skin Lemme Louvres
smokin in his fam than samurais are in japan
So your genes pools get richer as your kingdom brings in dick 
from nether regions in the feudal system Chivalric manorism
so she's promised served as Exotic when they really need a Bard.. 
this hefer nefertiti ready 
spread my cheeks and pop this sphinx.....
 
 
Way up here my blood boils fast
cause sea level so low they lower than the rats
Wanna splash me? Try a tsunami, richeter 5 
try to bend me over yall need gonna the jaws of life (maryianna trench )
im at an altitude iconic as volcanic ash took out my clan
My upper body in ionosphere, my crotch dodges the ISS
get my heat from underneath me cause it rises up
pls my homeostatic sub Saharan desert storm be somthi' (else)
i lick the rings around uranus when Im on my tippy toes
and wipe my brow upon the moon n kick it to and fro  
I'm chem trails wen I cough 
I am litter bug when I floss
Hauk Tuah SUCKin dick be Smarter when You Straw
melting all your hearts 
when i sit down its whiplash for any head that stays attached
I exfoliate my skin to make him grin
cause when he caress me down im smoother than obsidian
I'm ahead the rest by 2steps cause my bones as long as redwood logs
My limbs grow thick ring by ring a hardcore hick,yall
To start though takes twice the torque cause when I stand up I gotta send out an alert to the airlines and the birds detroit rappers shrapnel 
rusty motors skuuurt skuurt
 
 
When I stand up, my veins pump blood faster than an Ethiopian like nerf guns 
super soaking in a race like Usain bolt 
winning gold place or show 
Gotta go slow... cuse of all the UFO's coo co birdy bird ever heard of vertigo?
What im saying is its 1 kick in shin, and its lights out man
Cause Im a riot to be around so like rittenhouse had to take me out 
as i fall i got curb stomped by a killer clown pig Chavinistic river dancing champ a soccer kicker ruder than the ALMS
And my head bones, yea they thick enough
to take your tusks up and out to lunch
 
But it aint a 1 man branch of anarchists anthem babe
I'm a trump tower
Like a 2 thousand man battallion brass marching band type of grand finale
to hand standings acrobatic circus men stacked carte blanche
Im a Ginormous Glamazion Heavy Heart and huuuuuuge fucking hands  
 
While the lower half the rest of me be down to earth as ever
in regular weeather got me changing shirts no matter if dick Goddard were to report the worst, if Maoism came to rule the earth
 I be steady monolith, more rock God can curse, 
I reach heights outta space but sun always stay my ACE
 in my view, arms up I reach heights most of yall can't even shoot
 buck shot even snuck up on, so I stoop, just so my
my eyes reflect upon your moon, and my lips spit  mist coming of the south pacific, opulence, my vision a million fish like a prism, my shine my light blinding acid trip delight
pearls snizz jizz gaked out crystal itis im the brightest BIZ its early xmas when I arrive
straight up my head top be the top knotch hiding spot even K9 proof my Amazonian Minnisotian Duluth size kinda lonely,  tell ya the truth 
 
 ain't no ice enough to bury these thigh cause my knees got tired and tried
 cause osgood-schlotter left my ligaments behind 
so they got torn from quick spurts faster than my tits burst, 
dicks been hard for me since birth, fast pervs, kids, creeps, anybody with eyes could see my skirt 
male teachers quit the district cause they knew they couldn't resist it 
the coaches met with the pto cause they wanted to let a 6 year old 
go triple on their jacket coats varsity before my cursive was learned,
hey had theyr eyes on me and al my "potential" 
cause I've been a beast since before my pretty seen
jailbait was my name and perverts broke thru via the gate
now my legs and story longer than the odyssey they farther than the eye can seent
and Im funny too, act like you know me
 My legs so long a giraffe could lick my asshole I get there twice as fast in haf the steps cause when I walk the earth BOOOM Blast off begin again fools thanks for the Compliement Lo Maign See what I can do.......
 
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RATCHET

Citizens Ratchet LLC is the representation and celebration of the lowest scum of the earth people and all the ratchet ass shit ways we live without shame. Low class , uncouth, poor and tasteless bastards are we, live to fuck and fuck shit up , alls noses stay stuck up ! 

This is the first post for citizens ratchet group on Facebook. However, the company has been in business for almost 6 years now and the ratchet lifestyle and citizenry shitposting pages have risen in members, and the line between posting to expose/evoke repulsion, and a ratchet citizen posting their own garbage life bs to say fuck y’all posers ill rot in disgrace and fuck your disabled grandma all the way laughing, just to connect with and make laugh fellow citizens who whole heartedly like that anti social and wildly offensive dark lives

RATCHET by Meghan Thee Stallion

drinking Evans out a glass because Im classy,
Shake your hand for a job, then be taxing
Pop them cookies for a minute, don't quit snacking

Pink Heaven

 Excuuuuuse Me, Mister , Riddle me this,

if the Biznotch kisselips were caught upon a ballers tank  

No stain, this claim Nuttin, but a thot l

My PINK heaven havin safer so throw a stone my way

 (throw b it ) shade slight sayyyyy  

No doubt , "Me", im ChAin , en guard,  Im PINK PINK

Every man around the bay be feigning for my tang 

 than a pet peter piper picken pickles   LEaIA peck upon a 

Staynd back cause my wetness  

pink pink pink pinky promise me this

in case the kids were sleeping on it or they

mom too woke to permitt it if the 3rd world

plase of birth , well my dream since i was a pretty pretty

rockin cradle bvaby bob n goo goo dols GIRL what we wished for

was the PINK the ROSE the ready around my fingers to my toes

a Prince to come GOlden home and at my door

permission from my papa intentions written good and honest try he could

NA NA NA NA not even close --------

the PINK HAVIN was the oogle google strings of violins and trumpets from the 

marshes of the bayous in the bbq's shells drfopping poppin love sick

frogs the bow in rising horsr tail frictionin vibrations 

reverbin and that moment when you think you r eyes gone cloudsy

hide the sun and flood the puddle grow a garden asfrican sized ocean Nile rising 

eye liner designer kylie lines Mac Mascara re apply in the powder room

attendent confessional booth of doubts moment when youre warm and googlin'

Shy by Not Hiding A Thing Heart on your sleeve open heart entire family UOUR date was saves and the dress was as much as a mercedes and the aISLE WITH THE song and with your arm a papa proper send off cheek touch, a pass the bowl, share a ciggie square from me to you hand me DOWN she says he vows and they are funny cause she loves to clown herself for his own pathetic grin sinner such a MAN not a COWARD cause he gotr ROPED by a DIME bag at KUSH price

and put out to dry like he somethin nice and gona try , but that day that forever sketched into the lady's Minds she shall expect the pearls, the wood, the decades long and impress the world with how high they have been and congregation nods and never misses a day inspiration for 10 or 15 centeries i think?????

The Heaven though, is the Cello wood, the cherry shining off the lights and the dust as the strings of metal vibrage in thier 6 different thicknesses 

the notes in paCKs of 3 , of 2 and when they really wanna do it , the Strength the VERBERATION and the BOWING stream upon they are FLINGED through the air they reach you and go RINGING in your EARS ERYES get 

tickles its the trachial little Adele mariah carey time to CRY its

JOY JOY JOY its Trumpets from the Swanns in the Pond the MOAT the sun set upon a Los Angeles 

dry 

prin cess sliced of heaven  no conflicts ring  shining down 

from the rings of saturn dust rocks like mirrorie reflecting of like lips of 

  bones dust E DUST, Airrryan Tung 

WU BOOMS TRU Im Amanda Hamlin polease MUSICAL RHYME RHYEM zip money pay mer

AN FINA OPEN UP BUT THE PINK AROUND YOUR HEART   

 

Ode To Raz-Pro

 

My beat maker, my master mood savior, 

my go to foolproof mood protector frown corrector 

my daily vibe my stable mind my any day and night 

this rhyme i write a gift for my prize delight

 my metronome blessed - my guru muse my influence

my holy vibe my godly shine - my all caps raz pro delectable divine

righteous mighty MPC Mack daddy prodigy

Hes boss he’s keys he’s band he’s strings

My score my soundtrack writer all star oddessyziom

 the ping, the bass, the chime 

the snare the synth, the shine 

the xylophones the i dont know but 

His touch a mix of heaven bliss and ridiculous

so wholesome nourishing my soul, bustin timeless talent one of a kind 

Audio gold miner funky obscure sample finder 

museum artist prime matrix agent loft findings found you heart of gold 

he’s destination tokyo, illustration nuts and bolts, 

my scientist my wizard my merline 

my alien toe, my beach ball, 

south beach swazee, my fruity daily dose,

But like Maximus he’s my inner child crying like dude how’s you know, that one got me in my soul 

Your Melodie’s I praise - been a decade mountain king 

I wish that I could thank him better, 

cause he’s top shelf drank. Flank steak The Highest ranking most decorated All Star,

 general my Ray my god of war ship,

 my winner, my warmth, my provider, my Force, my Air my sky brightest constellation and horizon

Hes hightier ! My dream catcher , heart of jupiter, 

Far out but my maestro, serenader, my power my fire, my across the pond God

from his deck and off his plank the tracks he cranks like Angel falls, the Hydro 

He fuels my days my inner city tiles hes bank 

the DAMN that Generates my mellow matrix

chase oh I’m rich as fuck because this UK Saint !! He’s my favorite ever I tell a fucking deaf and dumb kid that RAZ PRO the best artist to have ever lived! 

Lucky me, basking endlessly for free,

His supremacy a delicacy, a portrait of nobility,

hes a gentleman, a beauty, a truly generous machine

my grimy pirate ass Coppped em all on p2p

over 80 albums of instrumentals he showed me who j dilla be, 

He made me a beat junkie, hip hop rapping queen

The chick with dope set on deck 

i kept slanging thinking ooh i was thug but nah, im a theif, 

sleeping in his labryrith, the hard stuff, an occassion 

A skank Rapping over fabulous batches of boom baps all caps tracks

Now i owe back my soul, im so endebted to this pro

Little do he know ive only begun to dig my shovel and unfold all his beloved instrumentals 

and ive hardly even touched the ones that he wrote

Thats right his raps are yet to be selected

i am saving those for when i can listen close to get to know him

So far his flows are the tightest ever and his lyrics are dope, so its safe to say i have decades more of him to devour

So raz god bless you your home your fam your lass 

I'm just a fan no not 

My beat maker, my master mood selector my all caps raz be delectable as ever I wish that I could thank him, cause he’s top shelf drank. Flank steak The Highest ranking most decorated All Star, general my Ray my god of war ship, from his plank the tracks he cranks like Angel falls the fuel the hydro bank the DAMN that Generates WELLS Fargo chase oh I’m rich as fuck because this UK Saint !! He’s my favorite ever I tell a fucking dear and dumb kid that RAZ PRO the only artist you’ll need but it’s all for free mini nova made me the grimy pirate the skank who owe her soul but she can’t pay so please don’t hate me I’m so sorry darling !!!!!!!!!