~Table Of Contents~Albums & Tracklists~Trapper Keeper Order

 ALBUMS
Thus Spake Princess Biznotch
1. Factory Robb
2. MC Platter
3. Bizness Of Shapez
4. I, Is, Was’ll
5. Nothing Before Cool
6. Final Grim Game of Doom 
7. Amandalicious
8. Help-a-Homie Anthem
9. Project Monarchy
10. Sh…….Shoes
11. Rhyme Like This
12. Safe Auto
13. Maign Squeeze
14. Slum To We
15. Amandoes Love Me
16. Born Against Her Will

"BIZNOTIC"

Blue & Green by Razpro
Written 7/2012

How biznotic! Never thought it could be so exotic
Its an erotic hypotic kinda godess
Started in my noggin and came out of my heart
This flow I got be mightly hard to stop
This flow, I got it, like a powerful watah fawcett,
I fought it like a protestant before but now applaud it
Heard it, wanted it, so I sought it out then i got it ,
Signed BIZNOTCH upon the dotted line allotted,
Got beef, got blood, aint got no doubt about it
Cause a lot of moronics wanna modify my product
Got ideologies that i try to embodie  
A prophetic guided by ebonics and I'm honest
Ur pocket got a problem when it aint got a profit
Microscopic rock bombs shots and alcoholics
Wobble to the body shop upon a hippopotamus
Daughters hardly honest when narcotics in her mouth
Fuck it, I be on it, I'm A proud ass rhyming goddess
Till in a plot wadded up Ill be the biznotch

Nature Stone

  WOW, It's Nature Stone's List Of Kids Who Got Got 

Yup, yup, yup, happens to the best of us,

Another kid trying to keep up with joneses 

caught up he never would have thought

have stood a hope against

cause US pledge he thought the Man was trying to make him a holy man

 head his of a white but he got a trailer park racist raised by D’s and shady trashy twice When on the vodka and his momm and the dream but aint got a quart to cream in, he bagged a dime, by 25 and now he feels like he held a quarter to yet he’s greenhis wheelhouse but the city water the concrete lookin cheap feeling he be thinking it too plain damn shame when the flooring just too boring instead of looking up , he trying to score that “jones “ look his lil hunny hinting be the ring around her finger she was the raise , she work him instead of let him be the ceiling fan so now he got a zillion rocks and calls from Bedford locked up in a total frame, bill collectors hit different when you water be laced with can’t read can’t write pay me now sincerely uncle Capital ism reign of Ain’t Rock It’s Gum Ment Civic Clit clit pop shot by papa 

Pink Heaven

 Pink pink pink pinky promise me this,

One day you'll slip a little ring around my finger 

Excuuuuuse Me, Mister , Riddle me this,

if the Biznotch kisselips were caught upon a ballers tank  

No stain, this claim Nuttin, but a thot l

My PINK heaven havin safer so throw a stone my way

 (throw b it ) shade slight sayyyyy  

No doubt , "Me", im ChAin , en guard,  Im PINK PINK

Every man around the bay be feigning for my tang 

 than a pet peter piper picken pickles   LEaIA peck upon a 

Staynd back cause my wetness  

pink pink pink pinky promise me this

in case the kids were sleeping on it or they

mom too woke to permitt it if the 3rd world

plase of birth , well my dream since i was a pretty pretty

rockin cradle bvaby bob n goo goo dols GIRL what we wished for

was the PINK the ROSE the ready around my fingers to my toes

a Prince to come GOlden home and at my door

permission from my papa intentions written good and honest try he could

NA NA NA NA not even close --------

the PINK HAVIN was the oogle google strings of violins and trumpets from the 

marshes of the bayous in the bbq's shells drfopping poppin love sick

frogs the bow in rising horsr tail frictionin vibrations 

reverbin and that moment when you think you r eyes gone cloudsy

hide the sun and flood the puddle grow a garden asfrican sized ocean Nile rising 

eye liner designer kylie lines Mac Mascara re apply in the powder room

attendent confessional booth of doubts moment when youre warm and googlin'

Shy by Not Hiding A Thing Heart on your sleeve open heart entire family UOUR date was saves and the dress was as much as a mercedes and the aISLE WITH THE song and with your arm a papa proper send off cheek touch, a pass the bowl, share a ciggie square from me to you hand me DOWN she says he vows and they are funny cause she loves to clown herself for his own pathetic grin sinner such a MAN not a COWARD cause he gotr ROPED by a DIME bag at KUSH price

and put out to dry like he somethin nice and gona try , but that day that forever sketched into the lady's Minds she shall expect the pearls, the wood, the decades long and impress the world with how high they have been and congregation nods and never misses a day inspiration for 10 or 15 centeries i think?????

The Heaven though, is the Cello wood, the cherry shining off the lights and the dust as the strings of metal vibrage in thier 6 different thicknesses 

the notes in paCKs of 3 , of 2 and when they really wanna do it , the Strength the VERBERATION and the BOWING stream upon they are FLINGED through the air they reach you and go RINGING in your EARS ERYES get 

tickles its the trachial little Adele mariah carey time to CRY its

JOY JOY JOY its Trumpets from the Swanns in the Pond the MOAT the sun set upon a Los Angeles 

dry 

prin cess sliced of heaven  no conflicts ring  shining down 

from the rings of saturn dust rocks like mirrorie reflecting of like lips of 

  bones dust E DUST, Airrryan Tung 

WU BOOMS TRU Im Amanda Hamlin polease MUSICAL RHYME RHYEM zip money pay mer

AN FINA OPEN UP BUT THE PINK AROUND YOUR HEART   

 

Tall As Tails

 Im a tall as fuck, lil chubby slutt

my daddy gave me long legs , my brother a upper cut

My BOmb rack achey back whoa I'm breaking necks

Thank christ my blue eyes my ma, ma(y) sassy ass

Cash my pride ousside, glutt(on) ride or die

but I'm too tall wu yall try to climb my heights

Cause where my hips begin

A kids head cant comprehend

He can reach the legal drinking age, top shelf yeah OK 

But still way out of range if he tryna lick a babe 

The air is nice up here

Thinner than a hymen or red cunt hair !

Less pressure on my chest breasts be popin up and out my blouse 

Like kinky melons keeping men's milky dripping down his trou

No doubt my I'm fun like a birthday bounce house

shake and jiggle skin and sinning

Wet Lips whistling im a sirening come hither yeth bish

 

 

I'm a tall tale, white wale, Shakespeare, J Brashear , 

Thus Spake Francais, Dem sang Whoday, WHo?

I'm a real femme fatale, check your.pulse and pinch yourself, 

legends of the ridden mental case 8th Dimension space ragin Dame 

 

I'm taller than the deepest part of the atlantic deep 

I'd hit the pool with yall but the lifeguards panic

The hights i reach well let me see

my diving board sits between the ozone and himalayan peaks 

From the appalachian moonshine makers hideouts be my hollar

And at these alts the O2 be a shock and collar

twice the ventilation, half the molecules for taking

gotta train your respiration lest you in danger of fainting 

Sleeping on your breathing speed gets u dizzy or IQ dippin'

Clumsy ain'tt cute - 1 fell swoop , I mistep, 1 bloop, 

and im a cracker crumbling down twin tower

It's a shame to see  - A sorry sight my final breath 

ain't gonna  Raise a single hair Or scare a feral cat on crack

 Cause it's just an NFL Sunday night tackle  - A lil trip a slip on ice,

To the rest of yall - 10 times you fall down and a dozen you get up but for me ? It's a looooong way down

 

Cause I'm as tall as the [(PCO) road ]pacific coast highway be everlong

To hear you speak i gotta stop drop it low stoop to the ground

My posture top-notch n proper, priority Importance 

so open my throat in and out its a leanring curve no doubt

I smoke my lungs out but my diaphram my well (my god) (enough)

the life line light pulse the power to keep on keeping on

my ribcage weights upon my frame on me like a cast iron stake gate

im winded like a kokopelli loki shaman goblin, mate

out of breath when u this size, gravity a real force (a bitch)

like survivin' be a tough blood, Metabolic burn work 

im chubby but im loveley, fluffy big boned sports authority  

but that dont mean Im sloppy..wap .how FIT Ness

a long legged lady's lifelong nemesis - for as long as I belong to physic laws

i wanna body strong femur bone lean as a lemur tail be long

 but no gym rat or vain ass shallow Venus thirst ever, 

nah, my looks be the devil, catching lusts of innocents, a curse

 

my genes, my height my mighty FINE trite

Righteous white christ elitist believe me ! I beat the smight

Im NICE like my pool is cool with chu no dice

Top of Stalin's wishlist, Im hitler's top five

A couple hunned years of courtship, matching arms, debutant balls

girdle lady maiden dainty damsels in waiting

for suitors pre-approved packing family jewels 

boogies silver spoon heirloom fancy handles 

sets of master rooms my history be the epitome of 

Holier Than Thou n My Shit Don't Stink, 

Noses up Sit Down Pale Skin Lemme Louvres

smokin in his fam than samurais are in japan

So your genes pools get richer as your kingdom brings in dick 

from nether regions in the feudal system Chivalric manorism

so she's promised served as Exotic when they really need a Bard.. 

this hefer nefertiti ready 

spread my cheeks and pop this sphinx.....

 

 

Way up here my blood boils fast

cause sea level so low they lower than the rats

Wanna splash me? Try a tsunami, richeter 5 

try to bend me over yall need gonna the jaws of life (maryianna trench )

im at an altitude iconic as volcanic ash took out my clan

My upper body in ionosphere, my crotch dodges the ISS

get my heat from underneath me cause it rises up

pls my homeostatic sub Saharan desert storm be somthi' (else)

i lick the rings around uranus when Im on my tippy toes

and wipe my brow upon the moon n kick it to and fro  

I'm chem trails wen I cough 

I am litter bug when I floss

Hauk Tuah SUCKin dick be Smarter when You Straw

melting all your hearts 

when i sit down its whiplash for any head that stays attached

I exfoliate my skin to make him grin

cause when he caress me down im smoother than obsidian

I'm ahead the rest by 2steps cause my bones as long as redwood logs

My limbs grow thick ring by ring a hardcore hick,yall

To start though takes twice the torque cause when I stand up I gotta send out an alert to the airlines and the birds detroit rappers shrapnel 

rusty motors skuuurt skuurt

 

 

When I stand up, my veins pump blood faster than an Ethiopian like nerf guns 

super soaking in a race like Usain bolt 

winning gold place or show 

Gotta go slow... cuse of all the UFO's coo co birdy bird ever heard of vertigo?

What im saying is its 1 kick in shin, and its lights out man

Cause Im a riot to be around so like rittenhouse had to take me out 

as i fall i got curb stomped by a killer clown pig Chavinistic river dancing champ a soccer kicker ruder than the ALMS

And my head bones, yea they thick enough

to take your tusks up and out to lunch

 

But it aint a 1 man branch of anarchists anthem babe

I'm a trump tower

Like a 2 thousand man battallion brass marching band type of grand finale

to hand standings acrobatic circus men stacked carte blanche

Im a Ginormous Glamazion Heavy Heart and huuuuuuge fucking hands  

 

While the lower half the rest of me be down to earth as ever

in regular weeather got me changing shirts no matter if dick Goddard were to report the worst, if Maoism came to rule the earth

 I be steady monolith, more rock God can curse, 

I reach heights outta space but sun always stay my ACE

 in my view, arms up I reach heights most of yall can't even shoot

 buck shot even snuck up on, so I stoop, just so my

my eyes reflect upon your moon, and my lips spit  mist coming of the south pacific, opulence, my vision a million fish like a prism, my shine my light blinding acid trip delight

pearls snizz jizz gaked out crystal itis im the brightest BIZ its early xmas when I arrive

straight up my head top be the top knotch hiding spot even K9 proof my Amazonian Minnisotian Duluth size kinda lonely,  tell ya the truth 

 

 ain't no ice enough to bury these thigh cause my knees got tired and tried

 cause osgood-schlotter left my ligaments behind 

so they got torn from quick spurts faster than my tits burst, 

dicks been hard for me since birth, fast pervs, kids, creeps, anybody with eyes could see my skirt 

male teachers quit the district cause they knew they couldn't resist it 

the coaches met with the pto cause they wanted to let a 6 year old 

go triple on their jacket coats varsity before my cursive was learned,

hey had theyr eyes on me and al my "potential" 

cause I've been a beast since before my pretty seen

jailbait was my name and perverts broke thru via the gate

now my legs and story longer than the odyssey they farther than the eye can seent

and Im funny too, act like you know me

 My legs so long a giraffe could lick my asshole I get there twice as fast in haf the steps cause when I walk the earth BOOOM Blast off begin again fools thanks for the Compliement Lo Maign See what I can do.......

 

Windfall

 Dreaming of a windfall 

Just like my neighbor Linda

A constant shopping hoarder

With more shit than a thrift store

Double pension, cash galore 

Social security and more

She spends so much it sure disgusts 

Someone like me whose poor

But I wanna brand new whip

I wanna brand new house

I want a comma or 2, 3 or 4 in my bank account

I got green eyes for dollar signs

But I still would rather browse 

Than buy more shit than space allows 

Keep it simple that's my jingle but no choice for me I'm crippled but no cash saved up I'm last in line for savings or bitcoin, smart portfolios I'm lacking basic knowledge of the math I can't count to 5 before my paycheck depletes into the black  i'm underground in debt, overdrawn a real threat, I'm worried that my income ain't enough  to keep me fed

RATCHET

Citizens Ratchet LLC is the representation and celebration of the lowest scum of the earth people and all the ratchet ass shit ways we live without shame. Low class , uncouth, poor and tasteless bastards are we, live to fuck and fuck shit up , alls noses stay stuck up ! 

This is the first post for citizens ratchet group on Facebook. However, the company has been in business for almost 6 years now and the ratchet lifestyle and citizenry shitposting pages have risen in members, and the line between posting to expose/evoke repulsion, and a ratchet citizen posting their own garbage life bs to say fuck y’all posers ill rot in disgrace and fuck your disabled grandma all the way laughing, just to connect with and make laugh fellow citizens who whole heartedly like that anti social and wildly offensive dark lives

RATCHET by Meghan Thee Stallion

drinking Evans out a glass because Im classy,
Shake your hand for a job, then be taxing
Pop them cookies for a minute, don't quit snacking

Pink Heaven

 Excuuuuuse Me, Mister , Riddle me this,

if the Biznotch kisselips were caught upon a ballers tank  

No stain, this claim Nuttin, but a thot l

My PINK heaven havin safer so throw a stone my way

 (throw b it ) shade slight sayyyyy  

No doubt , "Me", im ChAin , en guard,  Im PINK PINK

Every man around the bay be feigning for my tang 

 than a pet peter piper picken pickles   LEaIA peck upon a 

Staynd back cause my wetness  

pink pink pink pinky promise me this

in case the kids were sleeping on it or they

mom too woke to permitt it if the 3rd world

plase of birth , well my dream since i was a pretty pretty

rockin cradle bvaby bob n goo goo dols GIRL what we wished for

was the PINK the ROSE the ready around my fingers to my toes

a Prince to come GOlden home and at my door

permission from my papa intentions written good and honest try he could

NA NA NA NA not even close --------

the PINK HAVIN was the oogle google strings of violins and trumpets from the 

marshes of the bayous in the bbq's shells drfopping poppin love sick

frogs the bow in rising horsr tail frictionin vibrations 

reverbin and that moment when you think you r eyes gone cloudsy

hide the sun and flood the puddle grow a garden asfrican sized ocean Nile rising 

eye liner designer kylie lines Mac Mascara re apply in the powder room

attendent confessional booth of doubts moment when youre warm and googlin'

Shy by Not Hiding A Thing Heart on your sleeve open heart entire family UOUR date was saves and the dress was as much as a mercedes and the aISLE WITH THE song and with your arm a papa proper send off cheek touch, a pass the bowl, share a ciggie square from me to you hand me DOWN she says he vows and they are funny cause she loves to clown herself for his own pathetic grin sinner such a MAN not a COWARD cause he gotr ROPED by a DIME bag at KUSH price

and put out to dry like he somethin nice and gona try , but that day that forever sketched into the lady's Minds she shall expect the pearls, the wood, the decades long and impress the world with how high they have been and congregation nods and never misses a day inspiration for 10 or 15 centeries i think?????

The Heaven though, is the Cello wood, the cherry shining off the lights and the dust as the strings of metal vibrage in thier 6 different thicknesses 

the notes in paCKs of 3 , of 2 and when they really wanna do it , the Strength the VERBERATION and the BOWING stream upon they are FLINGED through the air they reach you and go RINGING in your EARS ERYES get 

tickles its the trachial little Adele mariah carey time to CRY its

JOY JOY JOY its Trumpets from the Swanns in the Pond the MOAT the sun set upon a Los Angeles 

dry 

prin cess sliced of heaven  no conflicts ring  shining down 

from the rings of saturn dust rocks like mirrorie reflecting of like lips of 

  bones dust E DUST, Airrryan Tung 

WU BOOMS TRU Im Amanda Hamlin polease MUSICAL RHYME RHYEM zip money pay mer

AN FINA OPEN UP BUT THE PINK AROUND YOUR HEART   

 

Ode To Raz-Pro

My beat maker, my master mood selector my all caps raz be delectable as ever I wish that I could thank him, cause he’s top shelf drank. Flank steak The Highest ranking most decorated All Star, general my Ray my god of war ship, from his plank the tracks he cranks like Angel falls the fuel the hydro bank the DAMN that Generates WELLS Fargo chase oh I’m rich as fuck because this UK Saint !! He’s my favorite ever I tell a fucking dear and dumb kid that RAZ PRO the only artist you’ll need but it’s all for free mini nova made me the grimy pirate the skank who owe her soul but she can’t pay so please don’t hate me I’m so sorry darling !!!!!!!!!